I, Goldstein: My Screwed Life

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The key distinction between Al Goldstein and Hugh Hefner is that the last thing on earth Al would be caught doing is taking himself seriously. Otherwise, given the amount of trouble Al has seen, his autobiography reads more like a tragedy than the absurd, uproarious comedy it is. Like a fat tiger with nine lives, Al Goldstein constantly collides with his own mortality, yet has survived for 69 years, so far. Recently, after finally succeeding in cannibalizing his entire fortune, Goldstein toughed his way through a...

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Overview

The key distinction between Al Goldstein and Hugh Hefner is that the last thing on earth Al would be caught doing is taking himself seriously. Otherwise, given the amount of trouble Al has seen, his autobiography reads more like a tragedy than the absurd, uproarious comedy it is. Like a fat tiger with nine lives, Al Goldstein constantly collides with his own mortality, yet has survived for 69 years, so far. Recently, after finally succeeding in cannibalizing his entire fortune, Goldstein toughed his way through a full year homeless on the streets of New York — merely his latest accomplishment. Al's list of priors involve two dozen arrests, four ex-wives, Mafia hit contracts, thousands of death threats, innumerable medical procedures, and constant legal attack throughout his 34 years publishing Screw. Al's blood enemies include politicians, D.A.'s, CEO's and religious officials. When Goldstein was acquitted on pornography charges in Wichita, Kansas, in 1978, he flew the entire jury to New York to celebrate at Plato's Retreat, and took them all out to dinner on the anniversary of his acquittal. This landmark victory thereafter insured the right of Americans to view buck-ass naked sex with or without redeeming social value.

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The unsavory, wild adventures of the man who made his fortune delivering pornography to the American mass market, the former King of Smut, now destitute, dependent on lithium, Social Security and the kindness of strangers. Back in the day, before the Internet made his special product available to everybody at the click of a mouse, Goldstein was a seminal figure in the industry. No dirty place was too far for his pulp magazine, Screw, to travel. Some called it liberal, countercultural, a trumpet for freedom, while others simply called it filth. Clearly, both were right. Screw embodied a special art form presenting schoolyard humor that featured naughty words, muddy photographs and explicit artwork, all as thoroughly offensive as intended. The periodical was first sold, Goldstein says, by blind newsstand operators. The publisher made millions. He wallowed in the unrelenting potty talk-he still does-and reveled in the nonstop sexual play, which he remembers fondly in his account of a unique life. Goldstein's story is a chronicle of his appetites for expensive watches, sweet revenge, cigars, pastrami and, foremost, sex organs. It is populated by a lot of porn stars, scum-peddlers, lubricious whores, faithless wives and one disloyal son. (His own father was a "putz.") Included are pop-culture figures like Walter Winchell, Larry Flynt and Linda Lovelace, friendly restaurateurs, slick lawyers, actor-murderers and made guys. Our hero got a rise out of the citizenry; he was jailed and, finally, forgotten and abandoned by old comrades in the sex business. Screw shut down in 2003 after 35 years and 1,800 issues. Now, Goldstein is a tired scalawag, a corpulent old lion, toothlessly gnawing old bones.Without his wealth or health, Goldstein retains his talent for lewdness. The autobiography, much of which may be factual, of a dirty old man, illustrated with x-rated photos. You may want to wash your hands after handling this one. Agent: Paul Bresnick/InkWell Management
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781560258681
  • Publisher: Da Capo Press
  • Publication date: 9/28/2006
  • Pages: 271
  • Product dimensions: 6.30 (w) x 9.10 (h) x 1.10 (d)

Meet the Author

Al Goldstein lives in Staten Island with his fifth wife. He works for Internet sites XonDemand and Booble. His exploits and troubles have been covered by major magazines, newspapers, and national media – most recently in The New York Times and The New Yorker. He’s good buddies with Stern and Imus. Ready and able to do whatever is required to promote his book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 23, 2006

    UNREADABLE GARBAGE

    I had high hopes of finding an entertaining read when I picked up this book, but was fully and completely disappointed. The story, if you can call it that, was muddled, poorly written, and difficult to follow. There was no cohesive story, and what is here could have been written as a magazine article. Instead, what should fill only about a dozen pages of text has been stretched out to a few hundred pages of filler, including some stories that are too ridiculous to even be regarded as titilating in any way. Goldstein is regarded as a first amendment warrior, but you wouldn't care about it even from reading his own autobiography! It's as if someone else wrote it and his own 'autobiography' makes him come across as a meaningless little man. I would line my birdcage with this text, if I had a bird. Instead, I'll probably just tear out the pages and put them down for my paper-trained dog. Next time I'll have the better sense to read about Hefner, Flynt, or Guccione. Buyers of this book are the ones really getting screwed.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 16, 2006

    Tragic and Terrific

    Great American rags to riches to rags story. Terrific 1st amendment fight that should be taught in colleges!

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