I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me Deluxe

I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me Deluxe

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by Joan Rivers
     
 

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“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.”
—Elizabeth

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NOW WITH NEW MATERIAL FOR THE PAPERBACK EDITION

Watch Joan hate even more things – including her books, her publisher, and even the person filming her – in all new, uncensored video in the Deluxe eBook edition.  See Joan at her most outrageous!

“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.”
—Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850
 
“How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?”
—Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish

Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She’s also opinionated—especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted, a.k.a. boring, ex-child stars who don’t even have a decent addiction.
With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has seen, done, said, and heard a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes.
 
Here—uncensored and totally uninhibited—she give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists, and overrated historical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesn’t hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781101596654
Publisher:
Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date:
06/05/2012
Sold by:
Penguin Group
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
272
File size:
178 MB
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Meet the Author

Comedienne, Emmy Award–winning TV host, Tony-nominated actress, Grammy-winner (for her audiobook of Diary of a Mad Diva) and CEO, Joan Rivers was an icon of American culture, a bestselling author, Celebrity Apprentice winner, writer, producer, director, and savvy businesswoman who overcame great odds to reinvent herself time and time again. She hosted E! Network’s popular seriesFashion Police, and starred with her daughter, Melissa, in their own weekly reality show, Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best? on WEtv Network. Her critically acclaimed documentary, Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work premiered in theaters nationwide and is available on DVD. Amongst all of her success, Joan’s most joyous triumph was being a mother and grandmother.

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I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me 3.1 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 131 reviews.
barbarariddle More than 1 year ago
Love Joan Rivers and loved the book. I seldom laugh out loud while reading but Joan's book had me laughing at almost every page. This world needs more laughter and I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me is a good start! Highly recommend it!
ToriM More than 1 year ago
So funny! Especially the part about babies and new mothers. Hilarious! She says all the awful thoughts we have but are too afraid to say!
willfritz97 More than 1 year ago
What's up with all of these reviewers criticizing the book for its 'hate' or the fact that Ms. Rivers 'put[s] down god's son'. THE TITLE SAYS SHE HATES EVERYONE!!!! I don't understand why people expect her to 'tone down the hate', or why they think her hatred would stop at the divine.
sand7s More than 1 year ago
Well done, Joan! really enjoyed it and would recommend!
LC112648LC More than 1 year ago
Usually I enjoy her books. This one was flat depressing!!! Don't recommend it to anyone ....
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love Joan Rivers so I had to read this book. It is very funny and could be offensive to some readers. This book is filled with all the jokes she's ever used and then more. I watch her on Fashion Police and she is one spontaneously funny lady even off script.
RavenSoul More than 1 year ago
LOVE Joan, HATE this book! She tries WAY to hard to be funny here and the result is that she's not funny at all. Very unlike her usual standup routines that her true fans have grown to know and love. I totally regret my purchase of this book!
32aimehob More than 1 year ago
sarcasm, truism, a helluva lot of truth and very funny. i enjoyed it tremendously.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A must read for all Joan Rivers fans
bexmg More than 1 year ago
I am a Joan Rivers fanatic, so I love this book! She tells it like it is and is hilarious while doing so. I can never get enough of her!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Love her crass an unsensored thoughts, just fabulous!
jaybird43 More than 1 year ago
not funny, too serious. not what I expected.
lorisfay More than 1 year ago
The most politically incorrect book I remember reading. I love it. Very funny.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love Joan but this was a horrible book.
maxJF More than 1 year ago
I love Joan! she tells the truth, thats why people dont like her
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I didn't expect the cheap shots for shock value. She doesn't say what everyone is thinking, she says what goes against the grain of common decency and respect. It's just a barrage of hot topics with a negative spin. I didn't finish it, I wouldn't waste my time.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hilarious!!! the woman is just brilliant!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If u dont know she dead
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love Joan!! This book was hysterical
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Classic Joan... If you don't know and love her comedy (explicit language f'n included), you might not get it. She's f'n hilarious!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Irreverent and very funny, precisely Joan Rivers! Glad I read, made me laugh alot!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The book is very funny, I laughed out loud several times. If you don't have a sense of humor or don't like Joan Rivers - do not buy this book, you will not get it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a great book,very much reccomended.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
was a quick fun read I just love her she tells it like it is
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Joan, stick to QVC and Fashion Police. This book is just like an Old Don Rickles routine.