I Hate Everything

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Overview

I hate that I'm going bald.
I hate that I still make fun of bald people.
I hate karma.

Amateur haters, step aside. Time to learn what it really means to be miserable. Because this guy hates everything. From hating the little irks that happen now and then (like the water that squirts out of the mustard bottle) to hating the unfortunate realities of today's world (like that ...

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Overview

I hate that I'm going bald.
I hate that I still make fun of bald people.
I hate karma.

Amateur haters, step aside. Time to learn what it really means to be miserable. Because this guy hates everything. From hating the little irks that happen now and then (like the water that squirts out of the mustard bottle) to hating the unfortunate realities of today's world (like that superheroes don't exist...but villains do), Matthew DiBenedetti tells readers how he really feels.

With such a variety of miserable musings, you'll find something to laugh at—and someone to loathe with—in this book.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781440506383
  • Publisher: Adams Media Corporation
  • Publication date: 10/18/2010
  • Pages: 400
  • Sales rank: 251,881
  • Product dimensions: 5.40 (w) x 6.20 (h) x 1.10 (d)

Meet the Author

Matthew DiBenedetti is an equal-opportunity hater. After working in the advertising industry for over twenty years, how could he not be? Matthew has worked on corporate marketing campaigns for everything from major sporting good brands and financial institutions to bookstore chains and fine china. He lives and loathes in New Jersey.

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  • Posted November 16, 2010

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    A-Ha!

    Shed the guilt about secretly not caring for something by picking up this little jewel of a book called I HATE EVERYTHING by Matthew DiBenedetti. The author is outrageously funny in the range of items he shares with the reader that he hates. He goes from some one liners on a page such as 'I hate not knowing everything' to pages where he glues together related ideas as in: 'I hate that wind chimes don't always chime. I hate the wind. I hate that you saw that coming. I hate being predictable.' Or, more for the season: 'I hate putting up Christmas lights. I hate when the light strands are all knotted. I hate that one little bad bulb makes all the other lights on the strand go out. I hate when it's time to take down the Christmas lights. I hate when people leave their Christmas lights up all year long. I hate that I don't have the audacity to do that myself.' There are probably not too many things Matthew DiBenedetti doesn't hate, but instead of this being a book from a whiner and complainer, the manner in which he places his feelings is so entertaining and also so well designed (on lined notebook paper with very clever line drawing illustrations) that reading the book keeps a smile on your face. How can someone be so negative in content and produce such a positive book? I hate that! Grady Harp

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 19, 2013

    HILARIOUS

    This book is hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing as I was reading it.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 8, 2014

    This book is awesome. I think Grady1's comment best describes wh

    This book is awesome. I think Grady1's comment best describes why this book is so great. Either you "get" this type of humor or you don't. I personally loved it and couldn't stop laughing.  

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 12, 2013

    Samle SAm Sample

    Dont get the sample

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 5, 2013

    Book

    I love this book

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 31, 2013

    Die

    Worst sample ever!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 7, 2012

    I love almost everything!

    I love people who smile and wave at you. I love it when your orthodontist lets you pick the colors for your brackets. I love my orthodontist. I love milk. I love strawberry powder that you can stir in your milk. I love whoever invented stirrable powder for peoples milk. I love cute clippable things to put in your hair. I love twittery birds. I love people who give me cookies. I love books. I love people who are nice. I love people who say hello to you for no reason at all. I love people who love things.:)

    0 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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    Posted April 27, 2012

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    0 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 7, 2012

    Dont get the sample!

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  • Posted June 30, 2011

    Bump up to 5 stars

    Because OCD wouldn't let me leave this at 5 1/2

    0 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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