I Hate to Be Rude, but...The Simon Cowell Book of Nasty Comments by Tony Cowell, Paperback | Barnes & Noble
I Hate to Be Rude, but...The Simon Cowell Book of Nasty Comments

I Hate to Be Rude, but...The Simon Cowell Book of Nasty Comments

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by Tony Cowell
     
 

In this thoroughly entertaining collection of acerbic put-downs, witty one-liners, blatantly honest appraisals of terrified contestants, and even catty comments on his fellow judges, American Idol’s controversial big mouth speaks on subjects as diverse as music, dance, show business, political correctness, romance, fashion, himself, and his trousers. Whether

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In this thoroughly entertaining collection of acerbic put-downs, witty one-liners, blatantly honest appraisals of terrified contestants, and even catty comments on his fellow judges, American Idol’s controversial big mouth speaks on subjects as diverse as music, dance, show business, political correctness, romance, fashion, himself, and his trousers. Whether he’s telling a naïve hopeful that they sound like a kitten mewing, they look as if they’ve been dragged through a bush, or are merely pleasant, safe, and a little insipid, Cowell’s trademark comebacks are collected here for the first time. Covering the early years with insults to his family and schoolteachers, the jibes to first bosses at work, then the sharp retorts to aspiring stars on television and his critiques of the rich and famous, this book gathers his most well-known lines—and plenty of long-forgotten ones, too!

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781844542253
Publisher:
John Blake Publishing, Limited
Publication date:
02/28/2006
Pages:
288
Product dimensions:
4.40(w) x 6.80(h) x 0.60(d)

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I Hate to Be Rude, but...The Simon Cowell Book of Nasty Comments 3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 1 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
This was the funniest book ever!