This book removes the mystery from masculinity. Within it's pages, fully-illustrated lessons explain everything from the best ways to unhook a bra, to the most effective methods for hiding erections. If you have a dick - and want to know what to do now- this is the periodical for you.
But a book this knowledgeable can speak for itself. From the forward:
Men are solitary creatures, and as such we do not share. We are not open with one another. We do not, to use the vernacular, “talk.” And because of this, our ancestral male knowledge is often fractured. Much of it can be learned ...
This book removes the mystery from masculinity. Within it's pages, fully-illustrated lessons explain everything from the best ways to unhook a bra, to the most effective methods for hiding erections. If you have a dick - and want to know what to do now- this is the periodical for you.
But a book this knowledgeable can speak for itself. From the forward:
Men are solitary creatures, and as such we do not share. We are not open with one another. We do not, to use the vernacular, “talk.” And because of this, our ancestral male knowledge is often fractured. Much of it can be learned instinctively, but sometimes we miss a lesson or two. For example, though you discovered your dick years ago, perhaps you have only recently come to realize that you don’t know how to properly hide an erection in public. Or the best way to survive post-coital cuddling. Or the proper way to claim territory for the establishment of a “man cave.” In short, though you have discovered your dick, you don’t know exactly what to do now. This manual intends to remedy that.
...this "manual for matters of manhood" dryly lays out guidelines for dealing with having a bonus appendage via well-mannered prose and an illustrated hero who looks like the dark shadow of the Monopoly Man. In its paperback or e-book pages, you'll find chapters from "The Art of Eyeing, or How to Ogle Unobserved" to "Vertical Rhythmic Gyrations for the Attraction and Pleasure of a Potential Mate"...
-Thillist.com/MIA, July 22, 2011
Product Details
BN ID: 2940013024359
Publisher: Benjamin Levy
Publication date: 8/29/2011
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 100
Sales rank: 202,694
File size: 2 MB
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Meet the Author
Isaac Pagan “Freelie” discovered what his dick was for at the age of nine, and was struck blind at the age of nine-and-a-half from over-masturbatory behavior. Despite this handicap, he attended St. Christopher’s School for Illustration and Visual Embellishment, where he showed some skill at the local Photo-Shoppe. This is his first book, and, it is fervently hoped by his poor mother, his last.
Ben “Dover” Levy discovered what his dick was for at the age of 11, and was so excited by the find that he showed it to everyone he met until the age of 15. It was thought that the best he could hope for in life was to be a complete and utter failure, but with the publishing of this book he has managed to ruin even that. He is currently pending orphanization, as it may be assured that his entire family will completely disown him when they learn of his part in this farce.
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This book removes the mystery from masculinity. Within it's pages, fully-illustrated lessons explain everything from the best ways to unhook a bra, to the most effective methods for hiding erections. If you have a dick - and want to know what to do now- this is the periodical for you.But a book this knowledgeable can speak for itself. From the forward:
Men are solitary creatures, and as such we do not share. We are not open with one another. We do not, to use the vernacular, “talk.” And because of this, our ancestral male knowledge is often fractured. Much of it can be learned ...