I Heart My Little A-Holes

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When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely decorate the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes. So it's only natural to want to kill them sometimes. Of course you can't because you'd go to prison, and then you'd really never get to poop alone again. Plus, there's that whole loving them more...
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Overview

When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely decorate the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes. So it's only natural to want to kill them sometimes. Of course you can't because you'd go to prison, and then you'd really never get to poop alone again. Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing.

Karen Alpert is the writer of the popular blog Baby Sideburns. You may have seen some of her more viral posts like "Ten Things I Really F'ing Want for Mother's Day," "Daddy Sticker Chart" and "What NOT to F'ing Buy My Kids this Holiday." Or you may know her from her Facebook page that has over 130,000 followers. I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious stories, lists, thoughts and pictures that will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

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Editorial Reviews

Scary Mommy - Jill Smokler
“Crass, inappropriate and absolutely hysterical. In other words, absolutely everything you could want in a parenting book and more.”
Moms Who Drink and Swear - Nicole Knepper
“Beware of Mom: She bites. Karen is crass and abrasive and makes no apologies, nor should she. Her take on family life is funny, filthy and familiar, but only if you are a raging realist with little tolerance for the bullshitical utterances from delusional, or simply overmedicated mommies at playgroup. Reading her stories will make you laugh so hard, your genitals will probably fall off and your head will explode.”
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780615873381
  • Publisher: Baby Sideburns
  • Publication date: 10/22/2013
  • Pages: 272
  • Product dimensions: 5.90 (w) x 8.90 (h) x 0.60 (d)

Meet the Author

Karen Alpert is the ridiculously hairy, self-deprecating writer of the blog Baby Sideburns. She has spent the past fifteen years working for national advertising agencies until she was promoted to her newest favorite job- Mommy. She lives with her two amazing kiddos and a very forgiving husband who is kind enough not to call her Cousin It when she undresses for bed every night.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 7, 2013

    Hahahahaha

    One of the best and funnyest books ever!!!!!

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 21, 2013

    Hilarious!

    I was laughing out loud reading this book.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 21, 2013

    Laugh out loud funny...this book says all the things you want to

    Laugh out loud funny...this book says all the things you want to say as parents but are too afraid. I have never laughed so hard while reading a book, until now. This is a must read for anyone wanting children or parents that already have a couple rug rats.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 8, 2013

    HILARIOUS!

    Love her sense of humor! She says what most of us are thinking in our heads but are to scared to actually say out loud!! Very funny book!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 25, 2013

    I love the Baby Sideburns blog, so I was really hoping to enjoy

    I love the Baby Sideburns blog, so I was really hoping to enjoy this book. After reading it, I'm greatly disappointed. Most of the material was stuff that I've already read on the blog and from posts on facebook. Definitely a waste of money when you can read it all for free!

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 24, 2013

    New moms, seasoned moms, friends of moms, and even dads too will

    New moms, seasoned moms, friends of moms, and even dads too will be left in stitches.This is, hands down, the funniest book about kids and parenting I have ever read!  Karen's no-nonsense sense of humor and amazing story telling ability left me laughing out loud. With each story, I found myself saying to my husband, read this, "it's SO TRUE!" You will want to finish I HEART MY LITTLE A-HOLES in one sitting and then you'll want more…thank goodness there's always more on her blog Baby Sideburns! I have purchased copies for all my mommy friends (much to their approval) and cannot wait for Karen's next book! A must read and a the NEW parenting book for our generation

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 5, 2014

    Funny

    I didn't think I was going to like this book so I was hesitant when I began reading it. It turned out to be really funny. I mean so funny that I had to stop reading it while I was out in public (like waiting for my daughter at ballet class, I burst out laughing several times). I have to say I really enjoyed the humor

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 10, 2013

    I laughed sooo hard!

    I found this book to be hilarious and I don't even have children!

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  • Posted November 16, 2013

    Laughed til it hurt

    I read this a lot while the kids were sleeping and I would have to hold my laughter in so much so I wouldn't wake them up. Even being a nanny and not having kids I related so much with so many things. Awesome!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 6, 2013

    Dont read.

    Really bad.

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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