I Never Arkansas It Coming [NOOK Book]

Overview

Relocated to Arkansas through the Witness Protection Program, amateur sleuth Brett Sargent is on the hunt for a missing Mafia informant. But when the informant turns up dead, Brett knows she’s next. To stay alive and outwit the killer, Brett and her faithful guard dog, Dude, tangle with a thief, a liar, a truck driver, a flesh-eating Mafia lawyer, a gun-toting racist, and a one-eyed repairman.

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I Never Arkansas It Coming

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Overview

Relocated to Arkansas through the Witness Protection Program, amateur sleuth Brett Sargent is on the hunt for a missing Mafia informant. But when the informant turns up dead, Brett knows she’s next. To stay alive and outwit the killer, Brett and her faithful guard dog, Dude, tangle with a thief, a liar, a truck driver, a flesh-eating Mafia lawyer, a gun-toting racist, and a one-eyed repairman.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940011306938
  • Publisher: Jenni Wiltz
  • Publication date: 5/17/2011
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 629,332
  • File size: 368 KB

Meet the Author

Jenni Wiltz is an award-winning author who writes historical fiction, paranormal romance, and thrillers. In 2011, her romantic suspense novel, The Cherbourg Jewels, won a Daphne Du Maurier Award, presented by the RWA Kiss of Death Chapter. When she's not writing, she enjoys sewing, running, and genealogical research. She lives in Pilot Hill, California.
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  • Posted May 28, 2012

    A very enjoyable book

    I loved the humor and clever dialogue, and look forward to reading more by this author

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 18, 2011

    Hilarious!!

    Growing up in small-town Arkansas, this one really hit home! From the ''gunracks'' in trucks remark to the ''rotting doublewides'', I was convinced this author was raised in Arkansas! So i was very surprised to learn she only lived in Arkansas' biggest city for a few years! She had to have taken some small-town road trips while living here! Thanks for the laughs! Loved it!

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  • Posted September 7, 2011

    Move over, Stephanie Plum!

    I had a hard time reading this book mostly because I was laughing so much (I have relatives in Arkansas) and the play on word places was just too much! I kept getting out my map to check the action of the story. Evokes Janet Evanovich style, tough but self made chick who has a heart. Bloody? maybe. hilarious. you betcher armadillo!

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