I So Don't Do Mysteries

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SO HERE I am spending spring break in California with my best friend, Junie. Our chaperone is a teenager, like us. And soon I’ll get to hang out with the coolest, cutest boy in the Southwest. Life is so good.

Except I should tell you that I’m not actually in San Diego for fun. Even though I’m a normal person who likes normal stuff—friends, clothes, the mall—I’m supposed to be solving a mystery, one that involves a rhino heist and a crazy chef. And I have to do it because my ...

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Overview

SO HERE I am spending spring break in California with my best friend, Junie. Our chaperone is a teenager, like us. And soon I’ll get to hang out with the coolest, cutest boy in the Southwest. Life is so good.

Except I should tell you that I’m not actually in San Diego for fun. Even though I’m a normal person who likes normal stuff—friends, clothes, the mall—I’m supposed to be solving a mystery, one that involves a rhino heist and a crazy chef. And I have to do it because my supercop mom is counting on me. Did I mention she’s a ghost? A ghost who can make contact with only one person. Me, Sherry Holmes Baldwin. My mom is flunking out of the Academy of Spirits, and if I don’t help her, she’ll be banished to an afterlife for ghost failures.

But . . . I so don’t do mysteries.

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Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

About to be shipped off to San Diego while her widower dad goes on his honeymoon, seventh-grader Sherry (short for Sherlock) Holmes Baldwin prepares to put up a fight when she is contacted by her mother's ghost. Killed in the line of duty, her cop mother is flunking out of an afterlife law-enforcement academy, and she needs Sherry's help to crack a case at the San Diego Wild Animal Park. So what if Sherry, a self-proclaimed screwup, is nothing like Nancy Drew? ("Do I look like a strawberry-blond-haired teenage detective?" wisecracking Sherry demands.) Summy keeps the fizz in her effervescent premise for most of this debut novel, using a punchy first-person narration; story lines involving romances, movie stars, rhinos and egotistical chefs; and various eccentricities, including a late grandfather who assumes the form of a wren. Although the plot becomes too convoluted even for screwball comedy, Sherry remains entertaining, and readers will hope for a second caper. Ages 10-up. (Dec.)

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Gr 5-8

With the help of her mother and her grandfather, both of whom happen to be deceased, Sherry Holmes Baldwin is out to stop an evil rhino killer. The seventh grader thought her trip to San Diego to stay with her great-aunt, along with her friend Junie and Junie's cousin, would be filled will sunbathing and shopping. That was until her mother's ghost appeared to her and informed Sherry that she needed help with an important Academy of Spirits assignment. If she fails to stop whoever is plotting to kill rhinos at the Wild Animal Park, she will be banished to an afterlife reserved for Academy failures. Unfortunately, the story is dull. There are characters who are completely irrelevant and who seemingly serve no purpose other than to make this book painfully long. Sherry may have solved the mystery in the end, but Nancy Drew she is not.-Robyn Zaneski, New York Public Library

Kirkus Reviews
In life, Sherry and her work-obsessed cop mother weren't much of a team, but when Sherry's deceased mom returns as a spirit several months after her death, Sherry can't deny her request to join forces in her quest to move on in the spirit world. It seems she's in danger of flunking out of the Academy of Spirits, a ghostly institution that trains the departed to watch over the living. Despite being named after Sherlock Holmes, Sherry feels more comfortable hanging out at the mall and generally shies away from mysteries and challenges, but as she gets drawn into her mother's task, Sherry finds that she can persevere under pressure, be incredibly resourceful and even shine in the limelight. The task involves saving a rhino at San Diego's Wild Animal Park that is being targeted for assassination-Sherry's mother's final assignment in Prevent a Crime class. Although so aggressively fluffy and self-consciously chick-lit-y that the narrative at times borders on hokey, Sherry's relationship with her mother's spirit and her own quirky personality elevate this text by adding sincerity and warmth. (Fantasy. 10-13)
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780385736039
  • Publisher: Random House Children's Books
  • Publication date: 11/10/2009
  • Pages: 288
  • Sales rank: 527,128
  • Age range: 8 - 12 Years
  • Lexile: HL600L (what's this?)
  • Product dimensions: 5.10 (w) x 7.62 (h) x 0.71 (d)

Meet the Author

Barrie Summy grew up in Canada on a steady diet of books and tobogganing. She lives in California with her husband and their four children.

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I So Don't Do Mysteries


By Barrie Summy

Delacorte Books for Young Readers

Copyright © 2008 Barrie Summy
All right reserved.

ISBN: 9780385736022

Chapter 1


Yikes.

I slam my hand down on the paper.
Sucking in a deep breath, I peek under my palm.

Yikes again.

A fat red F shimmers before my eyes, its wide arms swaying, mocking me, calling me lame names.

"How'd you do, Sherry?" the always-gets-an-A nerd behind me asks.

Scrunching my paper into a ball, I say, "Just peachy." Then I stand and swing my backpack over my shoulder. "I know more about genetics than I could ever use in this lifetime." Even with an F, I figure this is true.

Nerd asks, "What'd you get on the essay question?"

There was an essay question? It's so time to blow this formaldehyde stink hole. I shuffle down the aisle, the backs of my flip-flops slap-slapping my heels. As I pass the wastepaper basket, I drop my test in.

Then I give a mighty shove to the heavy metal classroom door. With a groan, it swings open onto the breezeway and fresh Phoenix air.

Thud.

"Ow!" a male voice says.

Uh-oh. That doesn't sound good.

I look behind the door.

Ack. Major tragedy. I just door-whacked Josh Morton, the coolest, cutest eighth grader at Saguaro Middle School. In Arizona. Quite possibly in the entire Southwest. I've only been nonstop crazy about Josh sinceSeptember, when I spotted him in a very small Speedo at a water polo game.

Hunched over and leaning against the stucco wall, he's holding a hand against his nose and groaning.

"I'm sorry, really sorry, really," I babble. "I just flunked a test and was kind of taking out my frustration on the door."

"Yeah?" He gives me a slight smile--well, more like a big grimace. Then, with a gorgeous shoulder, he gestures toward the door. "Science?"

"Yeah." I shrug. "Like that's even useful."

"I hear you." Behind his hand, Josh sniffs.

"You okay? Can I do anything?" I can't believe I attacked Josh Morton with a door. I can't believe I, a seventh grader, am finally talking to him. Nervously twirling a few strands of hair around my index finger, I add, "I feel horrible."

"I'm okay." He straightens, nodding. "I'm okay."

I take a deep breath and inhale a chlorine + soap scent. I love, love, love it. I absolutely must have some of this Eau de Josh for my locker.

"Sherry, right?" He raises dark eyebrows over deep blue eyes.

"Yup, yup, yup." I sound like the flags at the front of the school, fwapping in the wind against the pole.

"I'm Josh Morton."

Believe me, I so know who you are. "Hi."

I can't come up with anything else to say, but at least I look good in my jeans and my new long-sleeved, open-neck T-shirt that perfectly matches my lavender eye shadow.

He removes his hand from his nose. Then he wrinkles it like an adorable little bunny sniffing the air for lettuce or carrots.

This is the closest I've ever stood to Josh and, therefore, the first time I notice the sprinkling of freckles across his nose. I squint. Yes, if connected carefully, they'd spell out my initials.

"Is something wrong?" He's staring at me.

"Not at all."

Last month's Seventeen listed twenty suggestions for memorable first meetings with a potential boyfriend. Nowhere did they mention a brutal door-whacking encounter, but it seems to be working. I'll write a letter to the editor so they can add it as method number twenty-one.

Suddenly Josh clamps a hand firmly over his nose. With his free hand, he hauls his backpack up from the sidewalk. "Gotta go." Without even a glance at me, he's off and running.

I watch his shaggy hair bounce against the collar of his black Death by Stereo T-shirt, which rides up to reveal the grooviest plaid boxers above sagging jeans. Sigh. There's something about a guy who sags.

Then I see a dotted trail of blood in Josh's wake. Oh no. I follow the spatters to the nurse's office and stop outside the entrance. My stomach sinks like the Titanic.
I crushed the nose of the guy I've been crushing on for six months.


Chapter 2


In my living room later that afternoon, I'm nestled in a beanbag chair, scarfing down a Hot Pocket. It's a pretty peaceful moment, with my eight-year-old brother, Sam, gone for practice at the ball field and my dad still at work.

Then I hear the garage door open.

Seconds later, Dad strides in, shoulders back. He has a big smile on his face.

"Sherry, we need to talk."

Ack. What's he doing home early? What do we need to talk about? He couldn't know about the sucky science test. No way the online grades are already posted. And he wouldn't be smiling.

Dad pops CŽline Dion, his fave lame singer, in the CD player, then sits across from me in his La-Z-Boy.

Ack. Eek. "What is it?"

He doesn't answer right away, just keeps grinning wide like a frog.

"Dad! Dad! Are you okay?" Then it hits me. "You won the Powerball! You're giving me a no-limit Visa card and a Corvette with a DVD player for when I can drive in three years. And you'll finally pay for me to get highlights!"

"Sherry"--my name comes out all distorted because of his stretched-out froggy lips--"Paula and I are getting married. On Saturday."

It's like he dumped smelly swamp water over my head. And my Visa card, cool Corvette and foxy highlights.

"Saturday!" I screech. "As in the day after tomorrow? You said it would be this summer at the earliest." And I'd been counting on him coming to his senses by then.
"I know, pumpkin. But, well, there's an unbelievable Internet special for Hawaii," Dad says, "and, like you, Paula has next week off for spring break. So we decided to move things up a bit. I'll tell Sam tonight."

I bury my head in my hands.

Paula, aka The Ruler, is a math teacher at school who really lives up to her nickname. She looks like a ruler--tall and skinny with ramrod-straight posture. And she's a major control freak. I mean, she hands out detentions like candy, and don't even try taking a cell phone into her class. Not to mention her annoying habit of constantly contacting the parents of struggling students. Which is how she hooked up with my dad.

I shudder to think she'll actually be part of my family. She already has too much influence over my dad. Which means she already has too much influence over my life. Basically, The Ruler loves rules. Rules about how many minutes I should read each evening, which TV shows I can watch, how much screen time I get, how much phone time I get, who I can hang out with, when I can get a MySpace. It's frustrating and nauseating and wrong.

And now full-on stepmotherhood is only two days away.

Dad's droning on and on about wedding plans and Internet specials and Hawaii and San Diego and me.

Say what? I lift my head and tune back in to discover he wants to banish me to my great-aunt Margaret's in San Diego, while he and The Ruler hit Kauai's beaches.

I stand. "I'm not going to San Diego." I zap him with a don't-mess-with-me look. "I have plans for spring break, important plans, plans that were planned eons ago."

"Sherry--"

"You are not ruining my life. I"--and I jab my thumb into my chest--"can do that all on my own."

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From the Trade Paperback edition.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 8, 2012

    Great book

    I donot normaly like mysteries but when they add the rest of her life and relation ship in it it made it a great book! I would suggest this to anyone who is up for a great book for ages 10-13

    4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 13, 2009

    I Laughed Out Loud

    I have been waiting a very long time for Barrie Summy's I So Don't Do Mysteries, ever since I found Barrie in the blogosphere and started hearing about the book. Then, finally, finally, I got my copy for Christmas. Yesterday, I cracked the cover.<BR/><BR/>(By the way, I LOVED finding out what was behind the beautiful blue cover: no spoiler here, though!)<BR/><BR/>You know, we all know, that there's pressure when you meet someone online, blog back & forth, share memes and THEN read their book. So, yes, it was with a bit of trepidation that I started reading Page 1.<BR/><BR/>By Page 2, I was laughing. And I pretty much didn't stop until I reached the end. Barrie has given her MC, Sherry (Sherlock Holmes) Baldwin, a light fun voice and she (the author or the character, you decide) is the mistress of the LOL one-liner. Even when I wasn't laughing, I was smiling. Sherry's energy is contagious, and rooting for her was a delight.<BR/><BR/>Sherry's police-officer mother has been dead just over a year, so imagine Sherry's surprise when she smells coffee (her mother's favorite drink) and hears her mom's voice. Already destined for a vacation in San Diego, Sherry finds out that her mother, now a ghost and an investigator, needs help saving some rhinos at the Wild Animal Park from being poisoned.<BR/><BR/>What I really like about the story is that Sherry and her mother don't have it easy working together. In so many books, Sherry would have been angry at the start, but her mother would have--by virtue of dying--be seeing things more clearly and have turned into a wonderful parent. Barrie doesn't let Mom off the hook this easily. Sherry and she are stuck at the same place they were on the day of her death, with Sherry feeling inferior and ineffectual and Mom being the same perfectionist, totally immersed in her job. Yes, the two have to save the rhinos, but they also have to start building a better relationship than they ever had while Mom was alive. This is the layer that turns a fun, fast read into something extra, a book that definitely has us asking for a sequel.<BR/><BR/>Thanks, Barrie!

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 25, 2012

    I So Don't Do Mysteries

    Love the book excellant choice to pick.

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 23, 2012

    LoVE iT!!!

    I loved this book couldnt put it down u all have to read this!!!!! Very good book. @(- -)@

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted September 7, 2011

    ???????????

    Um, which one is the first one???????

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 11, 2008

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    Reviewed by Cana Rensberger for TeensReadToo.com

    Sherry's got typical seventh grade issues. She's not so great at school and she's got a serious crush on Josh, an uber cute eighth grader, and makes an unforgettable impression on him by bloodying his nose. Plus, her dad's engaged to Paula, the math teacher at school, aka The Ruler. But if you're thinking that I SO DON'T DO MYSTERIES is just another book about an everyday teen who just wants to be loved, you'd be so wrong. There's nothing normal about Sherry's spring break. <BR/><BR/>You see, Sherry had big plans for her break, plans that involved sleeping in, shopping, and then more shopping with her best friend, Junie. Until her dad told her that he and The Ruler have moved up their wedding date to this weekend. And she'll have to spend her break in San Diego with her aging great-aunt. Course, that's better than staying with her little brother at her dotty old grandma's house. The same one who believes in ghosts and thinks she communicates with the spirits. Shoot, she even thinks her dead husband is a bird. How weird is that? <BR/><BR/>When Sherry goes outside to curl up in her favorite pear tree, her mother (who, by the way, was killed in the line of duty a year and a half ago), shows up in a rush of wind and a cloud of coffee, and Sherry's no longer sure what's weird and what's not. Even stranger, it turns out her mother needs her help solving a case of unauthorized banana treats at a rhino enclosure in (you'll never guess) San Diego! Her? Sherry? Go undercover? Think on her feet? Solve a mystery? No way. Sherry's always been the one most likely to mess up, if she doesn't freeze up first. But no matter how bizarre it all sounds, her mother needs her. Actually needs her! <BR/><BR/>It doesn't take long to convince her dad to send Junie with her to San Diego, even if it does mean she's also going to have to put up with Junie's older cousin, Amber. Soon, Sherry's up to her elbows in meringue and buckets of coffee, pounding the pavement like a regular ol' sleuth till she's got blisters on her feet. Who's trying to kill the rhinos and why? Will she be able to find out in time to save them? Will her directionally-challenged mother be able to find her so they can work together as she promised? Can she trust Junie with her secret? And what about Josh? Will he forget she even exists while she's gone? <BR/><BR/>I SO DON'T DO MYSTERIES is a funny, engaging debut novel and Sherry's antics will keep you turning pages since nothing happens as expected. Ms. Summy's title suggest she so doesn't do mysteries, but I believe she does them very, very well, and I surely hope she will be brewing up more mysteries for Sherry and her mother in the future.

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 23, 2012

    One word: Phenomenal

    Amazing spectacular. Read ohsomany times

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 19, 2012

    Amazing!

    I loved this book! If your thinking of buying it, you totally should!!!

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 9, 2012

    :) :) :)

    AWESOME SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 11, 2012

    Is this the first book?

    PLAEASE RESPOND! I REALLY WANT TO READ THE SIERIES

    1 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 31, 2011

    From the first page!

    I was hooked from the first page. I bought the book because I love mysteries, so the title was funny for me. It was a really good story. A few years ago, Sherry's mom was shot and killed. Now, her mom's ghost needs her to solve a mystery for her. Sherry knows she needs help, so she goes to her genious friend Junie. But even Junie can't solve this mystery on her own. I said 'on her own' because Sherry is a little distracted with her crush, Josh. I really good book with relatable characters!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 15, 2011

    Idk

    Is this a goood book for a fourth grader going to fifth? Please answer im desperate

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted May 19, 2011

    awesome

    i really liked it!!!!!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 24, 2013

    Rateing ang Rate and revuew

    Great book

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 27, 2013

    This is an exceptional book! Sherry or Sherlock Holmes Baldwin l

    This is an exceptional book! Sherry or Sherlock Holmes Baldwin lost her mother to the criminal world because she was a police woman. so when she hears her mother's voice she is stunned. That's the start of an amazing mother daughter relationship. She is shipped to San Diego for spring break; she is immersed in a mystery to save a bunch of rhinos.
    Barrie did an awesome job putting writing in the perspective of a thirteen year old girl. She really puts an emphases on all her problems and the solution. Barrie also wrote so any young person can't put it down, I know that I couldn't put it down!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 23, 2013

    If you want to know

    I so dont do mysteries is the first book

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 9, 2013

    READ

    I love this love thus book like this is the first duh anyway this really connets to teens about boys and school

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 9, 2012

    Awesome

    Really good. I read this nonstop for like 3 hours bevause i could not put it down!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 2, 2012

    Really good PLEASE WRITE ANOTHER!! Really good!!!

    Great book! I highly suggest the rest of the series! And as for Barrie Summy PLEASE WRITE ANOTHER!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 30, 2012

    Yesssss

    I so dont do mystorys is the first one!!!!!!

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