I Was a Sixth Grade Alien (Sixth Grade Alien Series #1)

I Was a Sixth Grade Alien (Sixth Grade Alien Series #1)

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by Bruce Coville
     
 

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He came from the stars — and sixth grade will never be the same!
The aliens have finally made contact! But when the first ambassador from another planet arrives, he insists that his son, Pleskit Meenom, be treated like any other citizen on Earth.
Which is why Pleskit has become the first purple kid in Ms. Weintraub's sixth grade class.

Overview

He came from the stars — and sixth grade will never be the same!
The aliens have finally made contact! But when the first ambassador from another planet arrives, he insists that his son, Pleskit Meenom, be treated like any other citizen on Earth.
Which is why Pleskit has become the first purple kid in Ms. Weintraub's sixth grade class.
For Tim Tompkins, who has been waiting his entire life to meet an alien, this is like a dream come true. But when Pleskit invites Tim back to the embassy and they stumble across a plan to sabotage the alien mission, Tim's dream becomes a life-threatening nightmare.

Editorial Reviews

School Library Journal
Gr 3-7-William Dufris's narration of Bruce Coville's humorous and at times suspenseful story (Minstrel Books, 1999) is an audio tour-de-force. The story of an alien boy's attempt to fit in with other students in an American sixth grade classroom; his friendship with Tim Tomkins, the boy co-narrating the story; and their discovery of a plot to destroy the aliens' mission on Earth has plenty of excitement and funny moments. It is the narration by Dufris which lifts this recording above the ordinary. Giving each character a distinctive and appropriate voice is no mean feat when characters include a literal slime ball, a singing cook whose name sounds a little like the music of a slide whistle, and a blowhard senator who turns out to be an evil alien plotter. Children will enjoy such gross touches as the various farts used by the aliens to communicate (mentioned only, no sound effects) and the explosive vomiting which saves our heroes and the world. Because of these giggle producing details, this is best-suited for individual and family listening. It will be a welcome addition to audiobook collections and will please a broad age and ability range of listeners.-Louise L. Sherman, Anna C. Scott School, Leonia, NJ Copyright 2000 Cahners Business Information.|

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780671026509
Publisher:
Aladdin
Publication date:
08/01/1999
Series:
Sixth Grade Alien Series , #1
Edition description:
Original
Pages:
192
Sales rank:
1,362,234
Product dimensions:
5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.60(d)
Age Range:
8 - 12 Years

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Chapter 1 [Tim]: Ms. Weintraub Drops a Bombshell
I just wanted to have a friend. The part about almost getting killed and kind of saving the world happened by accident.
It's not like I didn't have any friends. I may be kind of nerdy, but I get along with people okay, if you don't count Jordan Lynch. But I wanted a best friend, someone who was my total bud, someone I could really talk to.
Linnsy Vanderhof, who lives in the apartment two floors up, used to be my best friend. We've been in the same class since kindergarten, but she doesn't like to be seen with me much these days because, socially speaking, she's much higher on the food chain than I am.
Actually, Linnsy is just plain higher than me, since she's sort of the class Amazon, taller and tougher than any of the other girls, and most of the boys, too. That's one reason I'm glad we grew up together; it makes her more tolerant of me, which means she's less likely to punch me really hard. Mostly what I get is a sock on the bicep when she thinks I've done something stupid. She calls this "a little punchie-wunchie, as a reminder not to be such a dorkie-workie." She doesn't hit me all that hard, but sometimes I worry that a few thousand punchie-wunchies — which is what I figure I'll have had by the time we're seniors — will turn my bicep into mush.
Which it sort of is anyway.
Anyway, I'm used to Linnsy. The real royal pain in my butt is Jordan Lynch, who's only been in our class for two years, ever since he got kicked out of the fancy private school where he used to go. Great system, huh? The kid is so bad they can't pay a school to take him, so we get him. It's too bad, because if you could pay a school to take him, I'd start a magazine drive or something to cover the costs.
Jordan sits in the back row, three desks behind me. Linnsy sits two desks over. Our teacher, Ms. Weintraub, sits at the front of the room — or would, if she were ever sitting, which she's mostly not, since she's almost always up and doing something. I really like her. She makes things interesting.
Also, she's kind of pretty.
I made the mistake of saying that to Linnsy once. (I still get to talk to her because our mothers take turns driving us to school in the morning.) She gave me a little punchie-wunchie and said, "Tim, beneath that dorky exterior beats the heart of someone from another world."
That was me. Tim Tompkins, sixth grade alien, weirdest kid in the class.
Until Pleskit.
School had only been going for a week — just long enough for me to have serious doubts about whether I was going to live through the year — when Ms. Weintraub called us together for "an important announcement."
I struggled out of the headlock Jordan had me in and started for my desk. I figured the "important announcement" was probably about lunch money or eraser duty or something, but it was a good excuse to get away from Jordan.
Once we had settled down, Ms. Weintraub said, "I'm sure you all followed the big news this summer."
"You mean about the aliens?" I cried.
Linnsy groaned, and I could tell by the look on her face that if I was sitting closer to her I'd be getting "a little punchie-wunchie" right then. But I couldn't help myself. Ever since the first time I saw Close Encounters of the Third Kind (I've watched it forty-seven times in all), I've been waiting for aliens to contact us.
So when the president announced in July that Earth had received a message from the Interplanetary Trading Federation, I had been one of the happiest kids in the world. I figured it was just about the biggest news in history. So what else could Ms. Weintraub have been thinking of?
I guess the others didn't feel the same way. At least, Jordan didn't. "Space Boy strikes again," he snickered, using one of his three favorite nicknames for me. (The other two are Nerdbutt and Dootbrain.)
"Actually, Tim is right," said Ms. Weintraub, smiling slightly. "The announcement is about the aliens."
"They didn't declare war, did they?" asked Melissa Farkis. She sounded like she was about to cry. But then, Melissa usually sounded like she was about to cry.
Ms. Weintraub laughed. "No, Melissa. The aliens haven't done anything to disprove their claim that they're friendly."
I could scarcely keep myself in my seat. "So what's the announcement?"
Ms. Weintraub looked serious. "As you know, the aliens are establishing a single embassy for the whole planet, which many countries have been competing to host. The aliens have finally made their decision. They're going to settle here."
"Are we going to Washington to see them?" I asked eagerly.
Ms. Weintraub frowned at me. "Tim, please control yourself. And you misunderstand me. The aliens are not settling in Washington. Everyone was afraid the aliens would choose the United States, and there was some jealousy about that. So to keep it a worldwide mission, the aliens have decided to settle in this country — but not in the capital."
I tried to keep quiet, but I couldn't. "You don't mean they're going to settle here...as in here?"
I was so excited my voice squeaked on the last word.
"That's exactly what I mean, Tim. Syracuse is going to be host city for the alien embassy. But that's not all."
I grabbed the edge of my desk. What could possibly top this news?
"The alien ambassador, Meenom Ventrah, is bringing his son with him."
I let go of my desk and pushed on my eyeballs to keep them from bugging out of my head.
"Mr. Ventrah — I guess you'd call him 'Mr.,' though I don't know for sure — wants his son, Pleskit, to go to a public school. The government tried to talk him out of it, but he is very insistent. He says it is important for our peoples to get to know each other."
"So what public school will this alien kid be going to?" Melissa asked nervously.
Ms. Weintraub smiled. "This one. And not just this school. The announcement I wanted to make is that the world's first alien student is going to be a member of our class."
"Yesssss!" I cried, leaping out of my seat.
"Tim, sit down! This is not going to be easy."
"Why not?" asked Linnsy.
"Well, for one thing, it's going to focus a lot of attention on us. We'll have reporters hounding us to get in here. They'll be contacting your homes, too. Mr. Grand is having meetings with your parents today to discuss the situation. Some of you may be removed from the class."
"What?" I cried.
"Tim, raise your hand before speaking, or I'm going to send you out of the room."
I clamped my hands over my mouth. Getting sent out now would be horrible. (And getting pulled out permanently would probably kill me.)
"Good idea," said Ms. Weintraub, when she saw what I was doing. "Now, removals will be strictly up to your parents. Some of them might not want the media attention. Others might fear that Pleskit will carry dangerous germs."
"Eeeuw!" cried Melissa. "Could that be true?"
I waited for Ms. Weintraub to throw her out, but she didn't. She just said, "Well, if it were true, we'd be as likely to infect Pleskit as he would be to infect us. But the aliens and our own government have both certified that there is no chance of it happening."
Michael Wu raised his hand. "Won't the aliens think it's awfully rude if someone leaves the class?"
Ms. Weintraub shrugged. "I suspect they've studied us enough to know that not everyone will welcome this situation."
That's for sure, I thought, remembering the horrible things I had heard some people saying on the news.
"So when does this kid get here?" asked Jordan — without raising his hand, I might add.
Ms. Weintraub took a deep breath. She looked around the room, making eye contact with each one of us. Then, in a soft voice, she said, "Our new student will be joining us...tomorrow."
That was when I fell off my chair.

Copyright © 1999 by Bruce Coville

Meet the Author

Bruce Coville has published more than one hundred books, which have sold more than sixteen million copies. Among his most popular titles are My Teacher Is an Alien, Into the Land of the Unicorns, and The Monster’s Ring. Bruce also founded Full Cast Audio, a company that creates recordings of the best in children’s and young adult literature. He lives in Syracuse, New York, with his wife, Katherine.

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I Was a Sixth Grade Alien (Sixth Grade Alien Series #1) 3.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
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