I'd Like a Virgin [Bonus Track] [Explicit Lyrics]

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All Music Guide - David Jeffries
Three albums in and thanks to clever little touches here and there, Richard Cheese's "swankifying" of pop hits hasn't worn out its welcome. If you're not familiar, Cheese is a fake Las Vegas-styled lounge act who takes tracks like M?tley Cr?e's "Girls, Girls, Girls" or Snoop Dogg's "Gin and Juice" and delivers them in a finger-snapping, Rat Pack manner. He's always stuck in the late show with some blue and occasionally sick humor -- a children's choir appears on his version of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" -- seeping through and betraying his squeaky clean grin. His "caught in a time capsule" story holds as Cheese trips on some up-to-the-minute slang or gives Kelis' "Milk ...
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Editorial Reviews

All Music Guide - David Jeffries
Three albums in and thanks to clever little touches here and there, Richard Cheese's "swankifying" of pop hits hasn't worn out its welcome. If you're not familiar, Cheese is a fake Las Vegas-styled lounge act who takes tracks like Mötley Crüe's "Girls, Girls, Girls" or Snoop Dogg's "Gin and Juice" and delivers them in a finger-snapping, Rat Pack manner. He's always stuck in the late show with some blue and occasionally sick humor -- a children's choir appears on his version of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" -- seeping through and betraying his squeaky clean grin. His "caught in a time capsule" story holds as Cheese trips on some up-to-the-minute slang or gives Kelis' "Milk Shake" a way old-school Leroy Anderson-like arrangement. Short interludes with folks like Will Lee and Carson Daily gushing over his music are dropped throughout the record and help create the great flow of the album, proving someone had their eye on the overall product. If you think Cheese is a one-trick pony, you're right, but he works hard on his one-note craft. Thanks to his quality control, I'd Like a Virgin is fun, smart, sparkling trash and just the right way to get your next cocktail party hopping.
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Product Details

  • Release Date: 12/5/2006
  • Label: Surfdog Records Ada
  • UPC: 640424321826
  • Catalog Number: 43218
  • Sales rank: 67,593

Tracks

Disc 1
  1. 1 Gin & Juice - Lounge Against the Machine (2:23)
  2. 2 Yellow - Lounge Against the Machine (1:29)
  3. 3 Girls, Girls, Girls - Lounge Against the Machine (1:58)
  4. 4 Are You Gonna Be My Girl? - Lounge Against the Machine (2:22)
  5. 5 A Message from the Other Dick - Clark (0:13)
  6. 6 Butterfly - Lounge Against the Machine (1:43)
  7. 7 Hey Ya! - Lounge Against the Machine (1:54)
  8. 8 Beat It - Lounge Against the Machine (2:09)
  9. 9 Milk Shake - Lounge Against the Machine (0:48)
  10. 10 Dick in Las Vegas - Lounge Against the Machine (1:49)
  11. 11 Personal Jesus - Lounge Against the Machine (1:43)
  12. 12 Material Girl - Lounge Against the Machine (2:02)
  13. 13 RC on Nbc's Last Call - Lounge Against the Machine (1:34)
  14. 14 War Ensemble - Lounge Against the Machine (1:52)
  15. 15 Stand Up - Lounge Against the Machine (1:52)
  16. 16 A Song Request - Lounge Against the Machine (1:02)
  17. 17 Feeling This - Lounge Against the Machine (1:46)
  18. 18 99 Luftballons - Lounge Against the Machine (0:54)
  19. 19 Rock the Casbah - Lounge Against the Machine (1:20)
  20. 20 Longview - Lounge Against the Machine (2:08)
  21. 21 Secret Hidden Track (The Tiger Story) - Lounge Against the Machine (3:20)
  22. 22 Richard Cheese Radio Announcement - Lounge Against the Machine (0:22)
  23. 23 [Untitled Track] - Lounge Against the Machine (1:31)
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Album Credits

Performance Credits
Richard Cheese Primary Artist, Vocals
Dick Clark Vocals
James "J.T." Taylor Vocals
Joshua Path Vocals
Eric Jorgensen Trombone
Will Lee Vocals
Alex Morgan Vocals
Pat Talbert Vocals
Lee Thornburg Trumpet, Horn
Howard Stern Vocals
John Platt Vocals, Group Member
Louis Allen Bass
Bobby Ricotta Piano
Charles Byler Drums
Blake Cline Vocals, Group Member
Carson Daly Vocals
Alex Morgan Group Member
Gabriel Mann Vocals
Gerald White Vocals
Terry Landry Saxophone
Lounge Against the Machine Track Performer
Charles Byler "Buddy Gouda" Drums
Encino Area Children's Chorale Vocals, Choir, Chorus
Rachel Samec Vocals, Group Member
Charles Byler Drums
Louis Allen Bass Guitar
Noel Melanio Piano
Technical Credits
Michael Jackson Composer
Mick Jones Composer
Joe Strummer Composer
Steve Arrington Composer
Jerry Leiber Composer
Bill Wyman Composer
Peter Brown Composer
Tom Araya Composer
Jerry Cantrell Composer
Harry Wayne "K.C." Casey Composer
Richard Finch Composer
Flea Composer
John Frusciante Composer
Gordon Gano Composer
Martin Gore Composer
Jeff Hanneman Composer
Topper Headon Composer
Mick Jones Composer
Carlos Karges Composer
Anthony Kiedis Composer
Bret "Epic" Mazur Composer
Larry Morgan Producer, Engineer
Robert Rans Composer
Paul Simonon Composer
Chad Smith Composer
Mike Stoller Composer
Graham Ward Producer, Engineer
Frank Wright Composer
Tommy Lee Composer
Mick Mars Composer
Nikki Sixx Composer
Tom DeLonge Composer
Mark Hoppus Composer
Chris Martin Composer
Steve Nelson Quartet Studio Consultant
Richard Ginsburg Legal Counsel
Tova Morcos Vocal Coach
Alan Rommelfanger Promotions Director
Pharrell Williams Composer
Andre Young Composer
André Benjamin Composer
Calvin Broadus Composer
Joem Fahrenkrog-Peterson Composer
Raymond Turner Composer
Billie Joe Armstrong Composer
Kanye West Composer
Chad Hugo Composer
Travis Barker Composer
Bill Parker Web Design
Seth Binzer Composer
Mitchell Sigman Producer, Engineer, Audio Production
Kevin Bartley Mastering
Richard Cheese Arranger, Contributor
Will Champion Composer
Guy Berryman Composer
Jon Buckland Composer
C.F. Martin Composer
Chris Justice Producer, Engineer
Nic Cester Composer
Cameron Muncey Composer
G. Preston Boebel Producer, Engineer
Mark Jonathan Davis Arranger
Lounge Against the Machine Arranger, Contributor
Jack Monterey Executive Producer, Management
Kevin Weatherly Liner Notes
Christopher Bridges Composer
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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 1, 2010

    I LUV Cheese

    Richard's satire rules! Big fan of his music,it lets you get the feelin of being in a REALLY cheap lounge with a modern twist in your living room or car!

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