If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

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by Ann Coulter
     
 

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“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.”

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“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.”

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.

Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on:

• Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”
• The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”
• Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”
• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
• Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’”
• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”
• Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.


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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780307407856
Publisher:
The Crown Publishing Group
Publication date:
10/02/2007
Sold by:
Random House
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
1,308,239
File size:
435 KB

Meet the Author

ANN COULTER is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Godless, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must), Treason, Slander, and High Crimes and Misdemeanors. She is the legal correspondent for Human Events and a syndicated columnist for Universal Press Syndicate. You can read her weekly column on her website, www.anncoulter.com.


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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans 3.4 out of 5 based on 1 ratings. 100 reviews.
DCX More than 1 year ago
Oh to be able to write like Coulter. Brightest, smartest, full of wit and sass, knowledgeable, fearless, she says all the things I wish I could verbalize and she hits the nail on the head 99% of the time (99 because no one is perfect). I adore people so smart that the left goes all wonky! She speaks TRUTH and they can't stand it, so they repeat lies that actually applies to them, I LOVE IT! God Bless you, Ann, for sharing your constant wit and truths with us and being brave and fearless enough to give us TRUTH in the face of all the left's lies and idiocy. They don't even REALIZE that their lies are PROVABLE! Do you want truth ?? You will get it here. If you read Coulter, and are open minded or a Conservative, you will never be disappointed, and you will have another brilliant, favorite author to add to your library!
Guest More than 1 year ago
Another great book by Coulter with the usual witty flair and what could well be termed, dagger like intensity. People who don't care for it fall into two basic camps. First, those that don't like to the point commentary that doesn't deal in fluff, or second, those that can't handle the basic truth when they get nailed by it. For them, a smooth lie is better than the truth any day of the week, and Ann deals in truth. Great read.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Funny, interesting, full of information about a democratic party that went wrong during the Carter administration. Liberals, read and open your eyes because your country needs you.
Guest More than 1 year ago
She's not politically correct and isn't kind to liberals, so there are people who don't like her. She does say a lot of things people are thinking though. There are a lot of funny quotes in this book, and great points. It's also on CDs if you want to listen to it while driving to work.
Guest More than 1 year ago
If this lady had any brains she would shut up. Its views of neocons like this that are making people like me (christian) turn to the democrats. This is hate speech. Maybe if the Republicans turned from annoying hate speech and condoned themselves more like Jesus I will see about coming back.
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Anonymous 8 months ago
She should do something with her no-good life. although her writing is entertaining because it sounds like it was witten by a crazy person... oh yeah! It was!* Ps: zombie jesus
Anonymous 9 months ago
BS
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hateful and tacky
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Some of your apoplectic reviewers should calm down. They could pop a blood vessel or throw a clot....and not be able to rail against your next book (or vote).
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
You rock !
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
There seems to be two kinds of reviews. Either you're a hard-core Republican and this book is akin to the word of God, or you're a hard-core Democrat and this book is a repulsive piece of garbage. I fall somewhere in the middle. This is nothing more that the usual Ann Coulter book, and by that I mean all she is doing is riling people up so that she can sell more books.
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If you're wondering wether or not to buy this book, first, keep in mind that its intention is to enrage liberals and to make conservatives laugh. If that doesn't sound like a book you'd like to read, then don't. Second, the number of angry ranting reviews shoulld tell you that this is an interesting book. I mean, come on, what's better than finally turning the media's tables around and portraying liberals as the vilains? And liberals, quit whining, even if this is a book spewing lies and slanderous insults, so what? Conservatives have been smeared with false insults for decades now, and they don't throw a fit. Until Coulter started writing, that is.
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