If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car

by Robert Schimmel

Overview

Without his penis, comedian Robert Schimmel wouldn't know what to do with himself. Without his penis, Schimmel would have very little to say. Without his penis, Schimmel wouldn't have an act. Schimmel spends such a great part of his second album, If You Buy This CD I Can Get This Car, talking about his, and other guys', penises that it seems somewhat criminal that the member isn't mentioned somewhere in the title. Whether he's downloading porn (which inevitably leads to a giant picture of a penis sent to him via e-mail), going to the spa (which inevitably leads to wandering eyes checking out other units), or watching a movie (which inevitably leads to Demi Moore proposing oral sex), Schimmel can't help but bring the subject back to genitals. There are a couple of sobering pieces (regarding Schimmel's inability to get television work and his heart attack) that break from the norm on this occasionally funny album. ~ Michael Gallucci

Product Details

Release Date:	10/20/1998
Label:	Warner Bros.
UPC:	0093624697329

Tracks

1. The Gym
2. Sea World/Santa at the Mall/Demi Moore
3. Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/Dogs
4. My Daughter
5. Sperm Bank
6. America Online
7. Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit
8. Sex and Your Heart Attack!
9. Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack
10. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car
11. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car
12. I'm So Good in Bed

Album Credits

Performance Credits

Robert Schimmel   Primary Artist

Technical Credits

Bob Edwards   Engineer,Digital Editing
Robert Schimmel   Composer,Engineer,Liner Notes
Lisa Peardon   Photography
Alice McEuen   Production Coordination
William E. McEuen   Producer
Lawrence Azerrad   Design,Art Direction
Paul Stubblebine   Mastering