If You Didn't Bring Jerky, What Did I Just Eat: Misadventures in Hunting, Fishing, and the Wilds of Suburbia

If You Didn't Bring Jerky, What Did I Just Eat: Misadventures in Hunting, Fishing, and the Wilds of Suburbia

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by Bill Heavey
     
 

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Whether he is accidentally cooking his brain with hand warmers or yanking his lure away from a trophy fish just before it takes the bait, Bill Heavey can do no right. For almost a decade, he has chronicled his incompetence on the back page of Field&Stream, where his hilarious dispatches about life as a hapless outdoorsman who lives in suburbia have earned

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Whether he is accidentally cooking his brain with hand warmers or yanking his lure away from a trophy fish just before it takes the bait, Bill Heavey can do no right. For almost a decade, he has chronicled his incompetence on the back page of Field&Stream, where his hilarious dispatches about life as a hapless outdoorsman who lives in suburbia have earned him legions of fans. But Heavey is more than a humorist. The stories in this book range from amusing tales of a modern dad struggling to navigate the finer points of parenting and married life to longer and more serious narratives that involve travel, adventure, and tragedy. No matter what he’s writing about, Heavey is a master of blending humor and pathos—and wide-ranging outdoor enthusiasms—into a poignant and potent stew.

Editorial Reviews

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“Bill Heavey is my favorite writer. When I die, I want him to gut me, stuff me and deliver my eulogy for one good last laugh.”—Ted Nugent

“Bill Heavey’s writing is funny, moving acerbic and, best of all, always alert to the absurdities of life. This is a book that will be read and reread for years and probably for generations.”—Patrick F. McManus, author of Kerplunk!

“Heavey’s writing is at times so honest, so soul-baring, that he makes you feel downright uncomfortable for peeking into his life or the lives of his subjects, despite being invited. . . . He conveys his foibles and follies with a wit to which most of us can relate.”—Billings Gazette (Montana)

“[Heavey’s stories] will leave you snickering, snorting, belly laughing, and succumbing to uncontrolled outbursts. Mixed in there, I will warn you, are a few stories that might leave you heading for the back room so nobody will notice the tear in your eye.”—Maine Hunting Today

"The art of the story, a casualty of the era of Internet fixation, is a thing of beauty in Bill Heavy's voice. His best 62 yarns with Field & Stream are published in this collection, including "Rut Strategies For the Married Hunter," "Death and Fishing" and "The Art of Lying." One theme that runs through the yarns is the difficulty faced by a suburban outdoorsman who wants to fish and hunt. These make for great out-loud bedtime reads for kids."—Tom Stienstra, San Francisco Chronicle

“Bill Heavey works his hunting and fishing schedule around the duties of a modern dad: mowing the lawn; paying the bills; and ferrying his daughter Emma to school, the dentist, play dates, and toy stores. In other words, he lives like most of us, and perhaps that is why his pieces are so resonant. For him, being at large in the woods for even a few hours is a spiritual journey, and the fact that the enterprise is doomed to failure more often than not is almost incidental. While he may not be in the accelerated class, skills-wise, Heavey has the heart of a true hunter. I urge you to buy this book.”—David E. Petzal, Field & Stream columnist and author of The Complete Book of Hunting

“Oh, Bill Heavey, you’ve gone and done it now! Just when I thought all the outdoor writers who could bring the feel of the woods to the printed page had all gone to their reward—guys like Ruark, Hemingway, and Babcock—you come along and prove me wrong. Heavey has an incredible talent for taking the stuff of everyday life—the frustrations and snippets of conversation and days when you don’t catch a fish or see a deer—and throwing it all back at us with a slant that somehow brings us hope, reassures us we’re not alone, and actually makes us grin. He does all of this because he was born to do it. I think God put him here to show us that what seems like just another day is actually a miracle, a once-in-a-lifetime event that we ought to be grateful for even as it slips through our hands.”—Will Primos, founder and president of Primos Hunting Calls

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781555848569
Publisher:
Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
Publication date:
10/07/2008
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
304
Sales rank:
459,392
File size:
331 KB

Meet the Author

Bill Heavey is an editor-at-large for Field&Stream, where he has written since 1993. His work has appeared in numerous publications including Men’s Journal, Outside, the Washington Post, the Los Angeles Times, and the Best American Magazine Writing.

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If You Didn't Bring Jerky, What Did I Just Eat: Misadventures in Hunting, Fishing, and the Wilds of Suburbia 3.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 13 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If you are looking for something written as Patrick F. McManus would write it...you are going to be disappointed. The title leads you to think it will be a completely entertaining book with funny stories, but while some might have some humor, they are not that caliber. There are some that are more reality based and personal reflections which are thoughtful, but that isn't what I was looking for when I bought the book.
Guest More than 1 year ago
The way Bill Heavey writes about his experiences in outdoor sports is absolutely hilarious! There are constant laughs in most of his stories, because we can all relate to most of those experiences. Other stories, however, have a more touching side to them. Whenever I pick this book up and start reading, I have a difficult time returning it to the table. I would recommend this book to any outdoorsman or woman, or, anyone looking for a laugh, for that matter.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Not McManus, but not bad either. A few of the stories will have you reaching for a tissue
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
An intersting and mildly funny book. He is, however, not the equal to Pat McManus.
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Though not a hunter or fisherman myself Bill Heavey gives a look at what it would be like to be the schmoe doing it. He never claims to be the "Great Hunter/Fisherman". The storys are quick-witted and some had me almost in tears with thier humer. This is a hunters book if they want to know what its like to not be "Mr. Dearhunter".
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Dana_W More than 1 year ago
Searching endlessly for a humor book involving hunting, my co-worker suggested this one and it has been a hit. Visiting my sister and her boyfriend recently, she told me that they both love the book. I highly recommend it if you have an outdoors hobbiest in the family.
Guest More than 1 year ago
this guy writes about hunting and fishing, but his take is universal and appeals to just about everybody. i loved it.