If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults

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Overview

Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up

If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment’s peace. What really happens when you give in to your child’s tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781250007995
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Press
  • Publication date: 10/25/2011
  • Pages: 32
  • Sales rank: 73,748
  • Product dimensions: 7.20 (w) x 8.10 (h) x 0.40 (d)

Meet the Author

Marcy Roznick and her husband live in New Jersey with their two sons, who they love even when they won’t shut the fuck up. This is her first book.

Miranda Lemming was born in Amarillo, Texas and received her schooling through The Cartooning Institute of Detroit.  She has had an illustrious career in bumper sticker and t-shirt design. This is her first book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 25, 2012

    To the first reviewer:

    The cover clearly states that this book is "A Parody for Adults." Open your eyes and READ the text on the cover before making such ignorant comments!

    7 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 23, 2012

    This is so stuipd

    Dont get it if this is for kids why does it have cuss words the person that wrote that book should be sued

    2 out of 10 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 27, 2012

    Great

    Loooooved it. Want to read more. :)

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 22, 2012

    Do NOT get the sample!

    The sample sucks, they give you all the illustration and author facts, and they give you the first page which reads, "If you give a kid a cookie," LITERALLY THAT IS ALL!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT GET IT!!!!!!!! IF I COULD RATE A ZERO FOR THE SAMPLE I WOULD! ~Be my friend, my name is Tahlia Raine.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 20, 2012

    If u give a kid a cookie he will eat it

    What phatty
    Smelly welly

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 27, 2012

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    Posted January 29, 2012

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