If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults

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Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up

If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment’s peace. What really happens when you give in to your child’s tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ...

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Overview

Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up

If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment’s peace. What really happens when you give in to your child’s tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.

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"Finally adult themed depictions of children I can enjoy without getting my computer confiscated...again." —Adam Carolla, comedian, father of two
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781250007995
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Press
  • Publication date: 10/25/2011
  • Pages: 32
  • Sales rank: 442,441
  • Product dimensions: 7.20 (w) x 8.10 (h) x 0.40 (d)

Meet the Author

Marcy Roznick and her husband live in New Jersey with their two sons, who they love even when they won’t shut the fuck up. This is her first book.

Miranda Lemming was born in Amarillo, Texas and received her schooling through The Cartooning Institute of Detroit.  She has had an illustrious career in bumper sticker and t-shirt design. This is her first book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 25, 2012

    To the first reviewer:

    The cover clearly states that this book is "A Parody for Adults." Open your eyes and READ the text on the cover before making such ignorant comments!

    8 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 27, 2012

    I'm confused by others' reviews - a "sample" should be

    I'm confused by others' reviews - a "sample" should be just
    that - a sample....and like another reviewer already pointed out, this
    is obviously NOT a book that is meant for children - it's for adults.
    This is a fantastic book, very hilarious, would definitely recommend it.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 9, 2012

    I have not read this book, however I was very unimpressed that i

    I have not read this book, however I was very unimpressed that it came up in the listing of "books for kids" when my son was searching for a new book.. Please fix this so that children don't see it as a recommended book for kids!

    2 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 27, 2012

    Great

    Loooooved it. Want to read more. :)

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 12, 2014

    have not read but looks rather amusing.  I will be buying it whe

    have not read but looks rather amusing.  I will be buying it when/if I have kids.  Or maybe as a gag gift for my bf's sister :)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 22, 2012

    Do NOT get the sample!

    The sample sucks, they give you all the illustration and author facts, and they give you the first page which reads, "If you give a kid a cookie," LITERALLY THAT IS ALL!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT GET IT!!!!!!!! IF I COULD RATE A ZERO FOR THE SAMPLE I WOULD! ~Be my friend, my name is Tahlia Raine.

    0 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 20, 2012

    If u give a kid a cookie he will eat it

    What phatty
    Smelly welly

    0 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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    Posted January 27, 2012

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    Posted January 29, 2012

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