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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults

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by Marcy Roznick
     
 

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Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up

If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. What really happens when you give in to your child's tantrums? The events

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Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up

If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. What really happens when you give in to your child's tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.

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From the Publisher

“Finally adult themed depictions of children I can enjoy without getting my computer confiscated...again.” —Adam Carolla, comedian, father of two

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781466805224
Publisher:
St. Martin's Press
Publication date:
10/25/2011
Sold by:
Macmillan
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
32
File size:
2 MB

Meet the Author

Marcy Roznick and her husband live in New Jersey with their two sons, who they love even when they won't shut the fuck up. This is her first book.
Miranda Lemming was born in Amarillo, Texas and received her schooling through The Cartooning Institute of Detroit. She has had an illustrious career in bumper sticker and t-shirt design. If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is her first book.


Marcy Roznick is the author of If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? She and her husband live in New Jersey with their two sons, who they love even when they won’t shut the fuck up.
Miranda Lemming was born in Amarillo, Texas and received her schooling through The Cartooning Institute of Detroit. She has had an illustrious career in bumper sticker and t-shirt design.

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If You Give a Kid a Cookie Will He Shut the F**k Up? 3.2 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 9 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The cover clearly states that this book is "A Parody for Adults." Open your eyes and READ the text on the cover before making such ignorant comments!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I'm confused by others' reviews - a &quot;sample&quot; should be just that - a sample....and like another reviewer already pointed out, this is obviously NOT a book that is meant for children - it's for adults. This is a fantastic book, very hilarious, would definitely recommend it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Loooooved it. Want to read more. :)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
have not read but looks rather amusing.  I will be buying it when/if I have kids.  Or maybe as a gag gift for my bf's sister :)
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Christina Williams-Wood More than 1 year ago
I have not read this book, however I was very unimpressed that it came up in the listing of &quot;books for kids&quot; when my son was searching for a new book.. Please fix this so that children don't see it as a recommended book for kids!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The sample sucks, they give you all the illustration and author facts, and they give you the first page which reads, "If you give a kid a cookie," LITERALLY THAT IS ALL!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT GET IT!!!!!!!! IF I COULD RATE A ZERO FOR THE SAMPLE I WOULD! ~Be my friend, my name is Tahlia Raine.
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