I'm a Senior ... and I'm Savage [NOOK Book]

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Carl the Conqueror is a mighty, magnificent Viking warrior, with two beautiful, sensual captives ... a Native American maiden named Starlight ... and a lost Viking princess whom they call the Golden One. Well, all right, so they are all really residents of a senior living center, sharing their sexy fantasy via the Internet--until the Golden One's conservative children catch her writing her purple prose. Now the three laptop lovers have only one chance to keep their dream alive--a civil rights attorney named ...
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I'm a Senior ... and I'm Savage

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Overview

Carl the Conqueror is a mighty, magnificent Viking warrior, with two beautiful, sensual captives ... a Native American maiden named Starlight ... and a lost Viking princess whom they call the Golden One. Well, all right, so they are all really residents of a senior living center, sharing their sexy fantasy via the Internet--until the Golden One's conservative children catch her writing her purple prose. Now the three laptop lovers have only one chance to keep their dream alive--a civil rights attorney named Zipporah Stuart. Can she stop the director from taking their computers away? Or will those two wind up starting some cyber hanky panky of their own, in this sexy, spoofy sequel to "I'm a Viking and I Protest"
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781554107216
  • Publisher: eXtasy eBooks
  • Publication date: 10/15/2006
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 106 KB

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Planning her part in the big love scene ... all right, the big sex scene ... all right, the forceful rape ... was enough to keep her cheerful, as she took her place across the table from George Stone.

That, in turn, was almost enough to ruin her good mood. With his constant scowling, he looked to her like a skinny bald old baby, always on the verge of a tantrum. He seemed closer than ever today.

"Low fat cream of mushroom soup again!" he complained. "I hate mushrooms and always have. Nothing but eating fungus."

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