I'm a Vampire ... For Real [NOOK Book]

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Contains some BDSM scenes. No animals were harmed in the writing of this book. Formerly the fourth bride of a Romanian vampire master, Crina Vyrdelek has come to Northern Virginia where she has become the leading saleslady at 21st Century Golden Real Estate. Now she is trying hard to please all kinds of crazy clients--including a BDSM dominatrix who is dead set against animal cruelty--but even more determined to lure Crina into her own lifestyle. Crina's own tastes run more to the rugged were-Leading-Eye-Dog whom...
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I'm a Vampire ... For Real

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Overview

Contains some BDSM scenes. No animals were harmed in the writing of this book. Formerly the fourth bride of a Romanian vampire master, Crina Vyrdelek has come to Northern Virginia where she has become the leading saleslady at 21st Century Golden Real Estate. Now she is trying hard to please all kinds of crazy clients--including a BDSM dominatrix who is dead set against animal cruelty--but even more determined to lure Crina into her own lifestyle. Crina's own tastes run more to the rugged were-Leading-Eye-Dog whom she hired to protect her. But before they can get together for hot sex and home sales, they must defeat the ones who are determined to stop them--by passing the Same Species Marriage Bill. Now the lovers' only hope is another controversial couple--the country's first openly undead congressman and the nation's First Banshee, whose mother is the first First Witch. But it might take that ditzy Domme to whip the whole thing into shape.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940000094358
  • Publisher: eXtasy eBooks
  • Publication date: 10/20/2005
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 263 KB

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For a moment, the Realtor seemed to be drawing back in confusion. Then she triumphantly replied, "Of course there are incentives! The longer the house stays on the market, the lower the price will be."

"Price?" Jennie Jenkins asked dubiously, since she had been thinking more along the lines of an incentive that was provided by paddles and things.

"But it is too early to talk about price now," Crina went on, waving the thought away with one plump white hand and its moderately long pink nail. "Let me see how many bedrooms and baths you have."

"The house is big enough to entertain my many friends. I know they would like to meet you," the owner replied, as she led her guest upstairs to view the four bedrooms and three baths (including a master suite).

"And I would love to meet them, too," Crina enthusiastically replied. "They are our most likely buyers. And do you have a finished basement-recreation room?"

"Absolutely! With its own attached kitchen. And another bath, of course. Well, it's really a powder room, like the one next to the front door, because it doesn't have a bathtub," she explained, as she led the Realtor down the stairs, "but it is very convenient to the rec room."

Looking around the wood-paneled chamber, the Realtor quickly proclaimed that it would show beautifully, especially with all those antique chains draped on the wall. "We will say it has a rough and rugged appeal, like a British manor house."

Fervently, the owner agreed, "It certainly has that!"

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