I'm Not Getting Older: I'm Getting Better at Denial

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This book contains little, if any, factual information, except, the part on duct tape and Kegel exercises. If you're a strong, empowered, brazen women who is in total complete denial about your age, find your reading glasses and read this book! Especially if you've had had it up to here (imagine that I'm pointing to the place on my chest where my breasts used to be before gravity took over) with depressing books about getting older.

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Overview

This book contains little, if any, factual information, except, the part on duct tape and Kegel exercises. If you're a strong, empowered, brazen women who is in total complete denial about your age, find your reading glasses and read this book! Especially if you've had had it up to here (imagine that I'm pointing to the place on my chest where my breasts used to be before gravity took over) with depressing books about getting older.

You'll find philosophical musings such as:

  • So what if your breasts have lost some elasticity. It's not like you were going to shoot them across the room. Were you?
  • As you age, you may experience night sweets - the irresistible urge to take Ben & Jerry to bed with you.

    Then there's wonderful anti-aging tips you won't find anywhere else, such as:

    • Don't try to do menopause alone. Join your local menopause network. Better yet, join the Hell's Angels.

      When your friends ask how you keep your skin looking so young, tell them you do acid. You don't have to tell them it's alpha hydroxy acid.

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Jann Mitchell
Leigh Anne Jasheway, a stand-up comedian and humor author, reminds us that middle age has its hysterical moments in her funny little book, "I'm Not Getting Older (I'm Getting Better at Denial). Jasheway's humor hits the spot (or, at least where the spot used to be.) Some examples:

Did you know that 20% of women say their sex life is better after menopause? Of course, that could be due to memory loss.. So what if your breasts have lost some elasticity. It's not as if you were going to shoot them across the room. Were you? . If you decide to get that procedure done in which a doctor injects fat from your thighs into your lips, ask yourself this first:

"If I go through with this, will I always wonder if my pants make my lips look fat?"
—Jann Mitchell, The Oregonian

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780967448602
  • Publisher: Comedy Workout, The
  • Publication date: 10/28/1999
  • Pages: 84
  • Product dimensions: 8.40 (w) x 5.35 (h) x 0.25 (d)

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