I'm Not Gonna Lie: And Other Lies You Tell When You Turn 50Deluxe (Enhanced Edition) [NOOK Book]

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More Lopez, more laughs: This deluxe e-book edition features 13 exclusive videos starring George Lopez, sharing additional intimate details and even more crazy stories.



From one of the most celebrated and beloved comedians and actors ...
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Overview

More Lopez, more laughs: This deluxe e-book edition features 13 exclusive videos starring George Lopez, sharing additional intimate details and even more crazy stories.



From one of the most celebrated and beloved comedians and actors of our time, George Lopez, comes this hilarious, touching, and often wacky chronicle of life after fifty.



George Lopez just hit the half-century mark and the reset button on his life. Newly single and ready to embrace life, George was excited to turn fifty. It would be a welcome new phase in his life, a chance to say goodbye to a decade that included a kidney transplant and a divorce. But when he looked around a room full of his childhood friends, all gathered to celebrate his birthday, many now bald or overweight, it suddenly hit him that he was old.



What happened? And more importantly, what was he going to do about it? George learns the hard way that when you turn 50, everything changes. You pull a muscle in your sleep. You avoid mirrors at all costs, and always, always wear a robe. You have to schedule an appointment to have sex. You have to dye your hair and buy a bathtub with a door.



As George learns to embrace life after fifty, he invites readers into his world, sharing the ups and downs of getting older—from his relationship with a much younger woman to a bizarre session with a pet psychic, to a trip behind-the-scenes at his tumultuous two years at Lopez Tonight, to an intimate look at his sacred ground, the golf course—and, for the first time, he reveals in moving detail, the story of the battle for his life against kidney disease.



I’m Not Gonna Lie will make you laugh at yourself, cry about yourself, and look at turning fifty in a way you never would’ve imagined—through the eyes of George Lopez.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780698137448
  • Publisher: Penguin Group (USA)
  • Publication date: 5/7/2013
  • Sold by: Penguin Group
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 272
  • Sales rank: 909,863
  • File size: 299 MB
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Meet the Author


George Lopez is a New York Times bestselling author, stand-up comedian, actor, and talk show host. He lives in Los Angeles.


George Lopez is a New York Times bestselling author, stand-up comedian, actor, and talk show host. He lives in Los Angeles.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 3, 2013

    Perfection

    I love this book. I have been a George Lopez fan for many years, so knew this would be funny. The book is even better than expected. As part of the 50+ club I strongly identified with his brilliant and funny observations. Laughed out loud, blew snot, maybe even needed fresh panties. George Lopez is my hero now. So honest, fresh, and funny. Guess what book my friends will be getting for Christmas.

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    Posted July 27, 2013

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