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I'm Not Your Type

I'm Not Your Type

by Nick Foxx
     
 

EXCERPT:

As I pulled the barstool out she said, “I’m not your type.”

“Excuse me?”

“I’ve seen the girls you hang out with. I’m nothing like them.” She looked at me like I was something she would scrape off the bottom of her shoe.

“Really? How are you different?”

“I&

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EXCERPT:

As I pulled the barstool out she said, “I’m not your type.”

“Excuse me?”

“I’ve seen the girls you hang out with. I’m nothing like them.” She looked at me like I was something she would scrape off the bottom of her shoe.

“Really? How are you different?”

“I’m not an empty-headed bimbo or a cheap piece of ass.”

I thought about it for a second and said, “You’re right. You’re not like them at all. They’re not in the least bit judgmental or hostile. They don’t look down their noses at others – not even the physics professor or concert pianist.” I let that sink in before I went on. “They have mentioned how beautiful you are and how elegant and classy you seem. Don’t worry. I’ll tell them that since they’re empty-headed bimbos and big-boobed airheads that they’re too obtuse to recognize you for what you are.” I turned to leave.

“Wait! What did you say to me?” she asked.

The bar got quiet and the whole place was staring at us. “What part? The part about you being beautiful and classy or my friends being obtuse?” In the eyes of the crowd I’d just gone from a potential predator to a rejected gentleman.

She blushed in embarrassment as her eyes darted to the faces around us. “Umm. Uh…sit down,” she whispered.

“Why would I want to do that? You’ve already said you’re not my type.”

“Stop. Let me explain. I didn’t – I never – I mean – you never – please just shut up and sit down.”

I settled on the stool and waved the bartender over for refills. After we got our drinks I sat and sipped my scotch. Slowly, the conversations around us started back up and the room filled with friendly banter.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940044872479
Publisher:
Nick Foxx
Publication date:
08/31/2012
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
135 KB
Age Range:
18 Years

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Meet the Author

Nick Foxx grew up in the rural south. He studied music and art with some of the finest musicians and creative minds in the country. He played first professional gig (and got paid) when he was twelve years old. That was six years after his first play was chosen to be produced for a theater workshop at his school. Over the years, he's won awards for music, writing and art.

More than two dozen albums that he produced, engineered or wrote music for grace the wall of his office. He's scored independent films, stage productions and written jingles. After forty years in the music business he still finds time to write music for TV and record work of his own.

Under the pen name Nicky Faulkes, he won the Earth Day award from literotica.com for his story "The Time Of My Life".

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