Immortal Matchmakers, Inc.

Immortal Matchmakers, Inc.

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From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. Because dysfunctional immortals need love, too.

SEVEN DAYS TO GO FROM LETHAL IMMORTAL ASSASSIN TO PRINCE CHARMING. DOES HE STAND A CHANCE?

Demigod Andrus Gray may look like every woman's dream, but when it comes to charm, he sees no point in pretending: He has none and makes no

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From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. Because dysfunctional immortals need love, too.

SEVEN DAYS TO GO FROM LETHAL IMMORTAL ASSASSIN TO PRINCE CHARMING. DOES HE STAND A CHANCE?

Demigod Andrus Gray may look like every woman's dream, but when it comes to charm, he sees no point in pretending: He has none and makes no apologies for it. Behaving nicely hasn't made him the deadly assassin he is today. But is that really the reason he's still single?

The Goddess Cimil-owner of Immortal Matchmakers, Inc.-thinks yes. So when she foresees a mate in Andrus's near future, she's determined to make the match happen. That means hiring aspiring actress Sadie Townsend to help the barbarian "act" a little more civilized.

But are seven days really enough? And why does he suddenly have the urge to throw away an eternity of love for just one night with Sadie?

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ISBN-13:
9781681013596
Publisher:
NOOK Press
Publication date:
07/15/2016
Series:
The Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. Series , #1
Pages:
306

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Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. 4.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 26 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Like I said all hail Mimi Jean Pamfiloff! She has once again done it.....sexy bad boys in black leather pants! If you haven't discovered her other series you are definitely missing out. No spoilers but I do love a happy ending with a twist ;)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
LOVE MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF! Always my go to reread if i need a laugh. You will not be sorry! If you have not read the accidentally series you are seriously missing out!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Mimi is snarky, clever, and fun. Reading her books gives you a peak into her brain. This author is a must read!
Anonymous 6 hours ago
I read the accidentally yours series. I loved the books so much that I started reading this one. I wanted to see what happened with the gods and their children. I was not disappointed. Going to definitely buy the next book. Keep them coming.
Anonymous 4 months ago
I've found an author who has a sense of humor like mine!!!! ROMLMFAO This is the 1st of her bks that I've read....hummm, may have 2 go back & read the series b4 this 1.
desitheblonde 8 months ago
i can say this book should get a 10 star and movie deal it is great book and great read i won this book on hop and i really love the character in the book The gods how she describe them are great there is the bad good and then the down right mean one and then they arll are trying to do good and then be caught up with thing that not suppose to happen.Tommaso he a god but he is bad till he think he meet his match at a match maker party.But what happen will surprise you see Charlotte is a golf teacher and then she hit on ever day the week she work but Tommaso think different and he out to prove he the right mate for her. The catch is she is human and then she does not now any thing but monster and they are about to try to kill her she thinks. But that not true she will find love or hate you will have to read the book and then it has fairly and then the little invisible uni corn and he funny two so will true love prevail in the heart of the person who want it yes
dshutters 9 months ago
This is the first book of Mimi's that I have read and it is a good story had me laughing in parts. The characters are fun and interesting. The way she tells it keeps you interested. Looking forward to the next book in the series Tommaso. I recommend this for ages 18 & up.
Anonymous 10 months ago
I have enjoyed everyone of this set of books
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caroldh4 More than 1 year ago
Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. is book one in the Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. series by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff. Cimil is back!!! And she is still up to her usual crazy antics. She and Zac are now running the Immortal Matchmakers agency as part of their punishment for their previous crimes. They must find mates for one hundred of their immortal friends. This is a difficult task but even more so when forced to depend on Cimil’s crazy visions to lead the way. Andrus Gray is a Demigod and also an immortal assassin. With no more evil beings to assassinate, Andrus has been playing manny to Helena and Niccolo’s darling daughter. After a disagreement that turned ugly between Andrus and Niccolo, Andrus finds himself with no where to live and nothing to do. Cimil wants Andrus to come to Los Angeles because she claims she has found Andrus’s destined mate. Sadie Townsend wants nothing more than to be an actress. She spends her days between running from audition to audition, and working as a waitress to try to keep from losing her apartment. So when she is hired to try to teach a sullen man how to properly romance a woman, she takes the gig. What she finds at their first meeting, though, is the most beautiful man she has ever seen with bright turquoise eyes, in leather pants. He is also the most sullen, rudest, most obnoxious, full of himself man she has ever met. So why can’t she stop fantasizing about him? Andrus does not want a romance teacher. He is fine just the way he is. But if Cimil really does know who his destined mate is, maybe he should give her a try. But one look at the delectable Sadie has his mind going in a whole different direction. This is a hilarious, sweet and sexy story. Sadie has just seven days to try to make a romantic, sensitive man out of Andrus. But the more she gets to know him, the more she falls for the man he already is. And Andrus is clearly smitten with her. But he is supposed to meet his mate in just a few days. So he is as good as taken already. Still, maybe it would be okay to just have one night with him so she will know what she is missing. At the same time, Sadie keeps experiencing lapses in memory, and waking up with bites and scratches all over her body. What is happening to her? Who or what is hurting her. Andrus is determined to find out who is hurting her and to keep Sadie safe. Even if she can’t be his, he wants to protect her. This is a fantastic, fun trip into the crazy world of the immortals we first met in the Accidentally Yours series. If you haven’t read that series, you will still enjoy this book but I do urge you to read that series as well. It is so much fun. I loved getting to know Andrus and Sadie in this book. And poor Zac, Cimil’s partner. He is tortured by their prim and proper office manager Tula. It is hilarious. I can’t wait for book two in this series, Tommaso which is due out soon. I can’t even imagine what fate (or Cimil) might have in store for him.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Loved it!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I enjoyed it
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love her books. Her since of humour is great. Love the characters .
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Best of all Camil and her spawn! Read it! Read the Accidentally series first cuz if you haven't you ate tots missing out!!!! Love love love Miami Jean 4-evs
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Loved it, laughed, keep them coming.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funny and sexy. A terrific mix as usual. You don't want to miss this one!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Mimi Jean Pamfiloff 's new Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. Is everything we have come to expect from her. Strong characters with snarky attitudes as well as unexpected plot twists you never see coming. Also Cimil is as unpredictable as ever. It's a wild fun read and I can't wait for the next book in the series.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Let's put it this way - if Mimi writes it, I read it. Her books in the "Accidentally..." and now the "Immortal Matchmakers" series are hilarious and steamy with a little Aztec history thrown in, so you don't have to feel guilty for reading... it's educational! I feel smarter already.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I have been following the gods since the first book. Those were all great. This book falls short. It is 208 pages on my book, including the thank yous, table of contents and excerpts from other books. There is not a lot of witty banter between the characters. I missed the back and forth and the snark from previous books. Maax is extremely rude, to the point of piggish. The plot rushes along but there is still sexual innuendo like her other books. My biggest gripe is that the next book in this series doesn't come out until MAY 2016. Come on! That's entirely too long between books that are usually around 250 pages.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
An exciting, crazy fun and scorching hot read. The Rock Star of cliffhangers is back along with the gods Cimil & Zac, who will take you on a funny, twisty, sexy and endearing ride about a callous immortal ex-assassin and the woman hired to help refine him. After three centuries of living in a constant state of battle has left Andrus Gray with a cold heart and uncaring of niceties or charm. And now that he’s no longer needed as Helena and little Matty’s bodyguard/nanny, he’s left single, unloved and without purpose. But Cimil, goddess of the underworld and owner of Immortal Matchmakers Inc., foresees a mate for Andrus. Getting her to accept the hardened, insensitive warrior though, won’t be easy even if he does look like every woman’s dream. Can Andrus get a second chance at love? Sadie Townsend is an almost broke, yet hopeful actress. But when she’s offered an almost too good to be true job, she should’ve know it would come with some fine print details. Her gig requires she teach an uncouth, crude, sexy brute to act like Prince Charming in seven days. But while she’s trying to coax his charm out, they’re also getting to know one another. She discovers a sweet, protective man who’s troubled by his past. Can she keep her heart safe from falling for a man that’s to be with another? As an Accidentally Yours and Mimi fan, I was eagerly waiting for this new series. I wanted more Cimil, Minky, more paranormal beings, snarky humor and wacky fun combined with steamy sexual tension and alluring romance. I was not disappointed. The amusement starts right off the bat with Zac, god of temptation and co-owner of Immortal Matchmakers, meets their first employee Tula. I was so absorbed with them that for a moment I forgot they weren’t the main characters in this book. I can already imagine many fun scenes between with these two. I also liked the way both Andrus and Sadie where introduced. We got a bit of Andrus and Sadies’ backgrounds before they met each other. Sadie was great. I liked that she was funny and strong and she didn’t let the big alpha male push her over, even if she did eventually find the barbarian sexy. There’s not a single thing I would change about Andrus. I met him in the Accidentally series and completely fell for the sexy manny. He has this cold and disinterested façade, but deep down he’s a caring guy who didn’t know where he fit anymore. I sympathized with, understood and wished he could truly find love and happiness. There was never a dull moment between Sadie and Andrus. The heated chemistry between them was a constant simmer just waiting to boil over and intrigue that kept me turning page after page. I loved how brazen and fearless Sadie picked at Andrus’ walls and how she healed his battered heart. I really enjoy Mimi’s writing style which takes you in one direction and before you know it she’s changing all the rules and switching directions you never thought to choose. Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. is book 1 in the Immortal Matchmakers series. A spinoff series of Mimi Jean Pamfiloff’s Accidentally Yours series. There are f-bombs, an invisible unicorn, leather pants and all sorts of sexy paranormal beings. This book can be read as a standalone. It’s written from multiple points of view, and has a happy ending with a teaser for the next book.
angelglenn99 More than 1 year ago
Once again she has hit one out of the ballpark. After she was done with the "Accidently... series, I was sad it had come to an end. With this book, she takes old and new , sexy, snarky and great writing to keep you on the end of your seat.You will not regret trying out this series.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
As always, Mimi didn't disappoint it was fun, funny, sexy, kinda crazy and overall, entertaining! If you love a crazy ride, read some Mimi!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I always love Mimi's books. Laugh out loud funny .