In the Beginning [NOOK Book]

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A humorous retelling of Genesis from Eve's pole dancing to "Skippy" Noah surfing to Hagar in a french maid outfit and more.

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In the Beginning

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Overview

A humorous retelling of Genesis from Eve's pole dancing to "Skippy" Noah surfing to Hagar in a french maid outfit and more.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940011506079
  • Publisher: Michael Goldsberry
  • Publication date: 9/1/2011
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 1,127,406
  • File size: 181 KB

Meet the Author

I live in Illinois with my beloved wife Chris and our fish, Puppy.


They say, "Write what you know," so that's what I'm doing. Having read the Bible cover to cover many times I've often stopped and asked, "What's that little part about?" Some of my favorite stories flesh out those little parts.


On the other hand, my writing is hardly biblical. I suffer, you see, from chronic goofiness. I hope you enjoy my little stories as much as I do. If you actually, literally LOL, I'm a happy camper.


Oh, and I really do sometimes say, "Boink-boink." Sorry about that.


Michael

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    Hilarious

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    Only if you like books for middle schoolers

    Quite trite.

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