In The Between

In The Between

by John Chapman
     
 

My name is Frank Baker. My story takes place in that part of the South, where you have the hindlick maneuver and say doodie instead of duty. You have light doodie, heavy doodie, and super doodie; with the use of each you make a joke; where intellectualizing may employ a complicated term such as Topsy Turvy, or Incite, pronounced excite, as in excite a riot, or

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My name is Frank Baker. My story takes place in that part of the South, where you have the hindlick maneuver and say doodie instead of duty. You have light doodie, heavy doodie, and super doodie; with the use of each you make a joke; where intellectualizing may employ a complicated term such as Topsy Turvy, or Incite, pronounced excite, as in excite a riot, or Substantial pronounced sustantial; where, if something is as good as shit, or goodern shit, it’s good; where it’s good to be “The Shit”. Where before sex she might say: You’re too fat Daddy, let me be on top.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940044634848
Publisher:
John Chapman
Publication date:
07/08/2013
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
1 MB
Age Range:
18 Years

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Meet the Author

I was born in 1945, and raised in Cleveland Tennessee. Education was not interesting to me, but the beatniks, and then later the hippies were. Though I was never either. Nor was I a want-to-be. I just was, and still am. And I am not a bit political, but I sure as hell ain’t no Republican. Our current President is smart, caring, and a devoted public servant. His Republican opponents would like to be that, and think they are, but I can’t see it. I am sixty-eight, that is for sure. And I have never voted. Sometimes telling that is bragging, and sometimes I’m just telling a fact. The sour-puss photo of me does not represent my inner demeanor or anything about me, I think. But a smiley-face would: the pretend me. I yam what I yam. And I don’t possess a better photo, a current one anyway.

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