Inspirational Life Stories

Inspirational Life Stories

by Jim Thio
     
 

For thousands of years of humans’ history, our religious leaders have often pondered life most important questions. Why am I here? Is everyone else getting laid? How do I stop them? What’s God’s wish from everybody else? Why flying spaghetti monster is the more popular deity? How do I steal more money from productive individuals?

The sages

Overview

For thousands of years of humans’ history, our religious leaders have often pondered life most important questions. Why am I here? Is everyone else getting laid? How do I stop them? What’s God’s wish from everybody else? Why flying spaghetti monster is the more popular deity? How do I steal more money from productive individuals?

The sages and the politicians then come up with stories after stories. Many knows those stories are divinely inspired. They spread the stories around. The stories are viral. And yet, many questions remained unanswered.

The book follows those string of stories. The gods have revealed to me how life really works through these life enlightening stories. I was told to help toddlers understand life. So the stories are G rated. I was also told to sell this online via e-book. Finally I was told to apply for religious status so the whole thing is tax exempt.

Your search for spiritual meaning is over. Here, you will find answers to life deepest questions in easily understandable stories.

The world I see during my revelation is very similar to our world. It could be the future. It could be a different planet. It could actually be happening. I don’t know for sure. Usually I put some link to articles that points to something similar in our world (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parody).

As expected, strategies people use on my revelations are often very relevant on our world too. Hence, the stories can inspire people to get what they want.

Will these get you laid? Who knows? As I my self is still struggling to fill my harem. Actually the book is also here to attract girls with common sense. But yea, better understanding how cunts work should help anyone to get more.

“I told my sons about the birds, the bees and the stokes. That does not seem to help them understand reality at all. So I gave my sons and daughters this book. Now they know about sex more than I do,” Adam Brandon, a busy Dad.
“We have thoroughly examine Inspirational Life Stories 1. We believe it’s divinely inspired and carry apostolic authority. We have then included this book as part of canon. Those who disagree will face inquisition. We also testify that the book is totally G-Rated,” – Brenda Charlie Donatello III, the real Pope.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781300702122
Publisher:
Lulu.com
Publication date:
03/20/2013
Sold by:
LULU PRESS
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
383 KB

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