Insults Anywhere Presents Weaponized Pick Up Lines [NOOK Book]

Overview

The pick up lines in this book are for those who are confident. Pick up lines have been around since the days of the caveman when Thog first said "Oog!" to the incredibly hairy she-beast he was attracted to. Coincidentally, this was exactly the same time the open handed slap to the face was invented. Our labs have yet to find any sort of connection between these two events but fear not, having this book in your Kindle library will allow you to hone your reflexes so that you'll never get hit by any unrelated slaps...
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Insults Anywhere Presents Weaponized Pick Up Lines

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Overview

The pick up lines in this book are for those who are confident. Pick up lines have been around since the days of the caveman when Thog first said "Oog!" to the incredibly hairy she-beast he was attracted to. Coincidentally, this was exactly the same time the open handed slap to the face was invented. Our labs have yet to find any sort of connection between these two events but fear not, having this book in your Kindle library will allow you to hone your reflexes so that you'll never get hit by any unrelated slaps that might happen to come your way! Especially when you use our patented Harry Potter pick up lines!

Insults Anywhere would like you to know that the jokes in this book are completely against the Geneva Convention. Lucky for you we invented Geneva Convention 2: The Re-neva-ing and they find nothing wrong with giving the people weaponized pick ups of this magnitude.

"We pull no punches and neither should you!"
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940013229877
  • Publisher: Franklin Yantz
  • Publication date: 8/29/2011
  • Series: Insults Anywhere , #1
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 1,330,180
  • File size: 60 KB

Meet the Author

Franklin Yantz (1980 - Present)is the founder of Insults Anywhere Labs, the premiere joke R & D department in the continuous United States. Founded in 2001, after discovering that the Y2K bug hadn't destroyed the world and caused radioactive alien cockroaches to take over the Earth, Insults Anywhere made the reintroduction of bad taste jokes and one liners it's primary focus.

Today, Mr. Yantz and his team of crack researchers are using their newest discovery called "internet" to "digitally" share their life's work with anyone who feels they want to become popular possibly in all the wrong ways.

Our motto is: "We pull no punches and neither should you!"

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 14, 2014

    Justin to anybody

    This book is amazing, im going to use some of these lines on my crush and hopefully she will fall for me.today is febuary/14/2014 valentines day georgia time10:40am #im in love #:&

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