Two heads...Are dumber than one.
Kathie M. Josephs
- Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers
- Publication date:
- Franny K. Stein, Mad Scientist Series , #3
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- Product dimensions:
- 5.20(w) x 7.60(h) x 0.30(d)
- 840L (what's this?)
- Age Range:
- 7 - 10 Years
Read an Excerpt
Chapter Seven: Wire You Looking At My Robot That Way?
Franny sat at her desk, grinning. She couldn't wait to give her presentation.
"Franny," Miss Shelly said, "would you please come up here and show the class what you've brought in?"
Franny walked confidently to the front of the class. She knew that the kids would take one look at the robot and abandon their ridiculous hobbies.
She removed the sheet that had been draped over her creation. The kids gasped.
It was a robot. A few lights pulsed slowly on its chest, and they could hear a soft hum coming from inside it. Its tiny square eyes seemed to blink.
"Why does it have two heads?" one boy asked.
"Two heads are better than one," Franny said. "When it's complete, those two heads will make it twice as smart as the next smartest robot. Twice as useful, twice as complicated." Franny held up the robot's blueprints for the kids to see.
Miss Shelly said, "Franny, did you say that it wasn't complete yet?"
"That's right, Miss Shelly. It's not complete. I'm going to need other mad scientists to help me, other mad scientists from the class, perhaps. Are there any volunteers?"
Billy raised his hand.
Franny was smug. The first of many volunteers, she thought. "Yes," she said. "You'd like to help?"
"I would," Billy said. "After you finish it, I mean. Then I can teach it to bake pretty, pretty cookies."
Copyright © 2004 by Jim Benton
Chapter Eight: In The Gizzard Of The Lizard
Igor just hated to see Franny depressed. He did his best to cheer her up. He juggled spiders. He dressed up like her mom. He even thought about letting the giant chameleon swallow him a little bit, since that always made Franny laugh.
All Franny could talk about was her friends at school. "No volunteers, Igor. They all want to stick with their pointless little hobbies. They don't get it. They don't get it at all.
"They don't understand the thrill of an idea popping into your head out of nowhere, and then diving right in and making your idea just happen.
"If only they could experience that," Franny said.
Just then the giant chameleon appeared, as if out of nowhere, grabbed Igor, and swallowed him.
Even though she was depressed, Franny laughed a little and shook the chameleon until Igor fell out of its mouth. It's hard not to laugh when a reptile eats your best friend.
"You have to be more careful, Igor," Franny said.
Igor hid behind Franny.
"You know the giant chameleon can camouflage himself. It's practically like he's invisible."
Franny's eyes narrowed and a familiar grin stretched across her big, round face. "Invisible," said Franny, and she nodded slowly. "That's it. Invisible."
Copyright © 2004 by Jim Benton
Meet the Author
Jim Benton is a writer and cartoonist whose unique brand of humor has been seen on toys, television, T-shirts, greeting cards, and even underwear. Franny K. Stein is the first character he's created especially for young children. A husband and father of two, he lives in Michigan, where he works in a studio that really and truly does have creepy stuff in it. Visit him at www.frannykstein.com.
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My 3rd-grader wanted this book as she was being introduced to "chapter books" in school. The story line is bizarre which does its job of keeping her interested.
My daughter was having a hard finding books that captured her attention and made her want to read more, but when she found this book she was hooked. She found them funny and she refused to put the book down.
I also like that she was able to participate in the Accelerated Reader program with this book, so she also brought her Reading grade up in her school.
I recommend this book series to anyone and everyone.
My 7 year old liked this book because Franny kept him entertained. He loved the pictures and all the craziness that Franny had to offer.
My favorite characters in this book are Franny and Igor. This series is really good. I hope you enjoy just as much as I did!
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