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It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens: Enjoying the Fruits of Middle Age
     

It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens: Enjoying the Fruits of Middle Age

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by Martha O. Bolton
 

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Laugh Your Way Through a Sticky Situation

Life is full of problems: there's not enough time in the day, your kids won't stop fighting, and those cars won't let you merge onto the highway. Not to mention the really bad stuff: your best friends are getting divorced, and your close relative is sick. It's enough to make you want to scream and cry and stomp your

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Laugh Your Way Through a Sticky Situation

Life is full of problems: there's not enough time in the day, your kids won't stop fighting, and those cars won't let you merge onto the highway. Not to mention the really bad stuff: your best friends are getting divorced, and your close relative is sick. It's enough to make you want to scream and cry and stomp your feet. But then you remember you're not three.

Life is like a refrigerator--it offers us a lot of good things, but it can be smelly if left for too long.

Don't let life be a stinker. God provided the equipment to laugh--we just have to remember to use it. Martha Bolton and Phil Callaway show how they look on the bright side of life as they teach us creative ways to deal with telemarketers, remind us that we could cope with the world if it wasn't for the people, and explain why M&Ms are healthy. Where there's a will, there's a way, and Martha and Phil will help you find a way to laugh yourself back into a joyful life!

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781441211101
Publisher:
Baker Publishing Group
Publication date:
10/01/2006
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
192
Sales rank:
1,273,979
File size:
883 KB

Meet the Author

MARTHA BOLTON is a full-time comedy writer and the author of more than 50 books, including Didn't My Skin Used to Fit? She was a staff writer for Bob Hope for 15 years and has written for Phyllis Diller, Wayne Newton's USO show, Ann Jillian, Jeff Allen, and many other entertainers. Her writing has appeared in Reader's Digest, Chicken Soup for the Soul, and Brio magazine. She has received four Angel Awards and an Emmy nomination. She and her husband live in Tennessee.

PHIL CALLAWAY is the award-winning author of fifteen books, including Who Put My Life on Fast-Forward? and I Used to Have Answers, Now I Have Kids, and his articles appear in several publications, including New Man, Decision, and Marriage Partnership. A popular conference speaker, he also is a frequent guest on television and radio, including Focus on the Family. Phil, his wife, and their three teenagers live in Alberta, Canada.
Martha Bolton is a full-time comedy writer and the author of more than 50 books, including Didn't My Skin Used to Fit? She was a staff writer for Bob Hope for 15 years and has written for Phyllis Diller, Wayne Newton's USO show, Ann Jillian, Jeff Allen, and many other entertainers. Her writing has appeared in Reader's Digest, Chicken Soup for the Soul, and Brio magazine. She has received four Angel Awards and an Emmy nomination. She and her husband live in Tennessee. Visit www.marthabolton.com.
Phil Callaway is the award-winning author of fifteen books, including Who Put My Life on Fast Forward and I Used to Have AnswersNow I Have Kids, and his articles appear in many publications, including New Man, Decision, and Marriage Partnership. A popular conference speaker, he also is a frequent guest on television and radio, including Focus on the Family. Phil, his wife, and their three teenagers live in Three Hills, Alberta, Canada.

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It's Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens: Finding Joy in the Cold Places of Life 3.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
mazeman More than 1 year ago
I ran into an old friend that I hadn’t seen in a long time the other day. She asked me what’s new. I told her that my mother had gotten sick, I was first responder, then she died and I was the executor. Then I told her why both of my brothers are now angry with me. She responded by saying “Paula, I asked for the news, not a soap opera.” It’s been a long year, and I’m just plain worn out. The last few books I’ve reviewed have been self-help books that didn’t help me all that much. Then I saw “It’s Always Darkest Before the Fridge Door Opens: Enjoying the Fruits of Middle Age” by Martha Bolton and Phil Callaway and thought I’d give it a try. This was the perfect book for me at this time. It’s categorized as psychology and humor as well as Christian non-fiction. Those three things are blended together like chocolate swirl ice cream; a little sweet, a little bitter, mixed into something that is completely enjoyable. The humor reminds me of Dick Van Dyke (yes, I’m that old) although he isn’t one of the comedians quoted, or one of the people that the authors have written for. The authors are both comedy writers with a long list of clients, and 100 published books. (The difference between an author and a writer is that writers get paid.) They are also Christians who can apply Biblical truths in very simple terms. After reading this book, I was watching America’s Funniest Home Videos, and I caught myself chuckling. That hasn’t happened in a while. My only complaint about the book is that the authors (I mean writers) were citing Bible stories from the King James Version. As you know, the KJV is missing thirteen books and several other chapters. Only the Catholic Bible tells the whole story. One example that they cited was the story of the adulteress that was being stoned. Jesus said “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” Protestants think the story ends there, but it doesn’t. In the Catholic version, right after he said that, this big rock comes sailing out of the middle of the crowd. It knocks the woman flat in the forehead, knocking her down to the ground, out cold. Jesus is shocked. He looks around to see who could have done such a thing, and recognizes a face. Then he said “Aw, Mom!” The moral of the story, and the book, is that when things are looking bad, trust that God is in control, and smile.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
173 pages for free, preachy or religious, was not funny. Stopped reading it.....not my cup of tea.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago