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It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary Series #8)

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New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!

Dear Dumb Diary,

I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit ...

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Overview


New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!

Dear Dumb Diary,

I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that."

What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780439825979
  • Publisher: Scholastic, Inc.
  • Publication date: 3/1/2009
  • Series: Dear Dumb Diary Series , #8
  • Format: Mass Market Paperback
  • Pages: 144
  • Sales rank: 86,964
  • Age range: 8 - 12 Years
  • Lexile: 940L (what's this?)
  • Product dimensions: 5.20 (w) x 7.50 (h) x 0.50 (d)

Meet the Author


Jim Benton is a New York Times bestselling author and the creator of many licensed properties, including the hugely successful It's Happy Bunny. He's created a kids' TV series, designed clothing, and written books, such as the Franny K. Stein series and the bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series. Jim lives in Bloomfield, Michigan with his spectacular wife and kids. Visit him online at www.jimbenton.com and on Twitter at @JimBenton.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 17, 2013

    !!!!!!

    Love all of these books i will eat cake

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 27, 2013

    Pie.

    Pie.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 6, 2011

    my daughter loves these books

    Summer reading loves the series.

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 11, 2013

    Dear Dumb Diary,

    I love it so get it! It is a great book

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted March 27, 2012

    I Adore this book, After reading it a long time ago, I've recen

    I Adore this book, After reading it a long time ago, I've recently found it again and read it.
    WOW. I find it is still suitable for my age range and find it highly Descriptive.

    I could not put it down, you should read it. Now.

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted October 1, 2010

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    Smarty Pants

    She thought she couldn't be friends with this one girl whom' she thought was a mean girl.
    I liked the book because it is like a comedy and I get sucked into the book because some of the events in the book have happened to me. One example is Jamie and Isabella gets into argument. That has happened to me occasionally. Also in the book Jamie gets a Diary assignment and she makes fake diary entries, because she was writing rude remarks about Angeline (the girl she didn't like). I had also had a Journaling assignment that I didn't tell the whole truth about.
    This book is kind of like the "Miss Popularity" and the "Dear Dumb Diary" books. About everyday events that can happen to anybody.
    The book ends perfectly and has a big surprise. It was very good and interesting. I would recommend this book to anybody that has a great sense of humor. I would just burst out laughing in the middle of a conversation. I hope anyone that reads this book likes it as much as I do.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 6, 2011

    Great for Tweens!!! 10,11,12

    Great book to read at night with your growing tween daughters to laugh and discuss the day with life issues of our little girls, who have have questions but never speak up because of unable to break the ice with bringing up tween subjects with parents.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 6, 2011

    You should read it!

    I loved to read it. It was very descriptive and made me feel I was there. You should read it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted May 23, 2009

    a lesson learned

    i thought the book was EXELENT because you learn a lesson,you laugh, and never want to stop reading his books

    mspag98 age 10

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted May 15, 2010

    Love for Jim Benton's "Dear Dumb Diary" series

    Another great day for Jim Benton when his books are loved by kids everywhere. My favorite one,Dear Dumb Diary,is about a girl whose name is Jamie Kelly,and has a best friend and her name is isabella.There not extemly popular around school,yet there not the lamest ones around. There life totaly changed whaen they made friends with the new girl, Angeline.At first they're not so fond of her,espesially when she stole isabella's lip glam flavor forcing her to use deodorant, but Jamie kelly finds out that they were best friends in kindergarten. "I especially love Dear Dumb Diary books," I often say to my friends and family. "it's a great laugh sensation for when your feeling down, and up!" Jim's books are absolutly incredible.I have read his "utterly magnificent" boxed set (contains books, "never do Anything,Ever," "My Pants Are Haunted," and a fill-in diary,)and at my local 4S Ranch Branch library, I have 7 more of his Dear Dumb Diary boks on reserve.I can't wait until the day comes where I walk into the library and see my books right there on the shelf. If you havn't yet read one of his books, then you will be very pleased once you readhis Dear Dumb Diarys. I will always say that Jim's books are a great laugh for kids young,and old.
    by:age-11 name-Kiana Ramirez

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 6, 2010

    Funny

    Great book for girls

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