Jenny Rockfort: Secret Undercover Escort (The Jenny Rockfort Files - A Semi-Erotic Chick Lit Romantic Comedy) [NOOK Book]

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Super-secret undercover stripper Jenny Rockfort is still learning how to work the pole at the Las Vegas strip club where she caught her last criminal. Her car Herman just died and she needs cash badly. So when the cop she used to crush on in high school asks her if she’s ready for a high profile case, she has only one answer: bring it on!

The new assignment? Jenny must pretend to be a hired escort at an exotic New Year’s Eve party for one of ...
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Jenny Rockfort: Secret Undercover Escort (The Jenny Rockfort Files - A Semi-Erotic Chick Lit Romantic Comedy)

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Overview

Super-secret undercover stripper Jenny Rockfort is still learning how to work the pole at the Las Vegas strip club where she caught her last criminal. Her car Herman just died and she needs cash badly. So when the cop she used to crush on in high school asks her if she’s ready for a high profile case, she has only one answer: bring it on!

The new assignment? Jenny must pretend to be a hired escort at an exotic New Year’s Eve party for one of Las Vegas’ top casino bigwigs. The payoff is big—over $500 million in a money-laundering scheme—and so is the risk. What Jenny finds out, though, is that the client receiving the money is more dangerous than your typical casino boss.

Jenny needs all the help she can get, but even with her street-savvy stripper friend and her overzealous Nana to back her up, will she be able to extricate herself from the madness of the casino underworld?

Excerpt:
“Y’all havin’ a good night?” Hamilton asked.
“Oh yes,” Chekov said, beaming. “We are role playing.”
“Chekov!” I said.
Chekov leaned toward Hamilton conspiratorially and said in a low voice, “My name ees not really Chekov. Ees part of role play.”
“Oh my God,” I murmured.
“Y’all are role playin’ Star Trek?” Hamilton said quizzically.
“No, no, we are--”
I was desperate to cut off Chekov before he blew our cover, so I said the first thing that popped into my mind.
“You got a problem with Star Trek?” I asked, doing my best imitation of Bianca’s sass.
“Hell naw,” Hamilton said enthusiastically. “You’re a Trekkie?”
Oh shit. “Yeah,” I said. “Totally.” At least it was a topic he could talk about for a while. Maybe that could help us chit-chat
Marie gave me a look that clearly said, What the hell are you doing?
“What’s your favorite film?” Hamilton asked.
“Oh…my favorite one... has gotta be the first one,” I said.
“Really. Don’t hear that one very often. Fan of the fourth one myself. I know, it’s a bit fluffy, but hey, I don’t think there’s anything--”
“Are we really on top of the Eiffel Tower in Vegas on a Friday night talking about Star Trek?” Marie interrupted.
“Don’t tell me you’re a Star Wars fan?” I said to her, and as I said, I once again flicked my eyes toward Hamilton.
“I am a fan of intimate conversation,” Marie replied, practically through gritted teeth.
“What ees ‘intimate conversation’?” Chekov asked. “I haf never seen thees film.”
“Is that a sci fi movie, too?” I asked Marie.
“Oh my God, Jenny,” Marie burst out, “Are you seriously not getting the signals I’m sending right now?”
“Are you seriously not getting the signals I’m sending right now?” I said, flicking my eyes over to Hamilton once again.
“What signals are you sending?” Marie asked.
“Well, there’s probably a reason I’m sending signals as opposed to just saying it, don’t you think?”
“Do y’all know each other?” the cowboy asked.
I said, “No”, at the same time that Marie said, “Yes.”
The cowboy cocked an eyebrow.
I said, “It’s a long story,” at the same time that Marie said, “She’s my sister.”
Marie and I turned to each other and spoke in unison:
“What is wrong with you?!”
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940148118237
  • Publisher: Aubrey Rose
  • Publication date: 2/17/2014
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 224,715
  • File size: 328 KB

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 15, 2014

    WOW

    This is one of the best series ever!!! I laughed so hard my stomach hurts. You have definitely got to read this!!! And please we need more books with jenny and her hysterical funny porn/erotic author grandmother.

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  • Posted March 7, 2014

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    Aubrey Rose did it again! She has written yet another fun read

    Aubrey Rose did it again!

    She has written yet another fun read that made me laugh out loud!  This is a continuation of Jenny Rockfort: Secret Undercover Stripper, and I would be thrilled if these continuations never ended!

    This story didn't have love scenes per se, but the erotic comedy was so hilarious!  I especially liked the dialogue about the name of the charity event, and the "Star Trek vs. Star Wars" exchange.

    This is yet another example of how talented Aubrey is, and how she can successfully write across many different areas of the Romance genre.

    Can't wait to see what Jenny does next!!!

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  • Posted February 19, 2014

    Five Star Escort If you love a good laugh with some romance, dia

    Five Star Escort
    If you love a good laugh with some romance, diamonds and a couple of guns thrown in then this is the
    book for you. I love Jenny her outlook on life is so refreshing and honest, Marie her sister and Nana who
     doesn't write porn are wonderful characters, who wouldn't want a grandmother that delights in all things naughty.
    The descriptions of some of the characters are beautifully done,I'm never going to look at a fedora without
     seeing a scarf and shorts and peach shirt let alone the rest of the outfit. A delightful romp through
    Las Vegas that will have your face breaking out into laughter so a warning read it where you can
    laugh unrestrainedly. 
    I received a free copy for an honest review

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