Possessing a guilty pleasure for Jersey Whores, my cheeks redden and my toes wiggle when imaging tanned Guidos and gorgeous Guidettes gettin' it in! Whether it's ravaging a hot MILF in the middle of a rainstorm, celebrating an anniversary with a pair of fuzzy handcuffs and a handful of clothespins, or blowing a taxi driver down by the docks, expect to be tickled pink with outrageous bouts of Seaside slam sessions. Through playful expression, wet dreams, and from delicious XXX anecdotes selected from my wildest ...
Possessing a guilty pleasure for Jersey Whores, my cheeks redden and my toes wiggle when imaging tanned Guidos and gorgeous Guidettes gettin' it in! Whether it's ravaging a hot MILF in the middle of a rainstorm, celebrating an anniversary with a pair of fuzzy handcuffs and a handful of clothespins, or blowing a taxi driver down by the docks, expect to be tickled pink with outrageous bouts of Seaside slam sessions. Through playful expression, wet dreams, and from delicious XXX anecdotes selected from my wildest masturbation fantasies, I present you with ten scintillating smoosh sessions that will have you pumping your fists and licking your lips. With that said, are you DTF?
Jersey Whore: 10 XXX Smoosh Sessions
1. BLOW OUT- "Pants down and cocks up!" I charged, watching the boys fall into a perfectly straight lineup that made them look more like well-trained soldiers than horny Guidos ready to go deep into our dampened trenches.
2. DOWN TO FUCK- With darkened skin around her areolas and thick nipples created from years of nursing her young, this mommy bear was really turning me on with her maiden form.
3. GORILLA JUICEHEAD- Continuing to taunt and tease me, he placed a series of plastic clothespins around my pussy lips, instantly causing my clam to spew with creamy dip that he gladly sopped up.
4. GRENADE FREE ZONE- As we made our way through the heated crowd, other tempting tartlets ground their pantyless crotches into the crease of our jeans, leaving delectable snail trails in their wake. Literally, we were the shit, the boys to catch at the Jersey Shore, and everybody knew it!
5. SEASIDE SLAM-HER- Perfectly placing her meaty cunt between two metal bars, I laid into her. Chewing on the smooth edges of her labia and smacking my tongue around her gooey center, I had Officer Briana moaning like a howler monkey in no time.
6. SEXY SNOOKUMS- "Shut the fuck up. I'm almost there," I shouted, really shoving the banana in deep, trying to work the same spot that Jiovanni had been tapping only moments before in my daydream.
7. SIZZLING SITUATION- "Fuck me, Mikey," she moaned, grabbing the other tube sock and shoving it up her pussy, causing her tiny body to wince as the cotton fabric entered her tight teenage twat.
8. SPICY MEATBALLS- "Yo, I don't do ass fucking!" DeeDee barked, once she knew it was her turn in the hot seat. "You do now," the Gorilla asserted, slamming his ripe banana between her crinkly asshole, causing her to squeal like a prized piglet.
9. SWEATHEART SLAM- "Psssst," was the sound the soggy cigar made before it died, as trails of smoke rose from between my pussy lips like chimney smolder. It was hot!
10. THE WHORE STORE- "Have you ever given someone a golden shower?" I sheepishly sighed, pumping her fat titties in my hands, awaiting her reply.
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Emma Edwards is a successful adult entertainment writer and sex columnist, who contributes monthly material and insight to national and international markets. She is a senior contributor and Reviews Editor for Club, Club Confidential, and Club International Magazine. Her work has also appeared in High Society, Cheri, Swank, Genesis, Mensworld, Mayfair and AVN, as well as numerous other online sites and entertainment publications. Also contributing her unique style and vision to the adult entertainment industry through movie conceptualization, scriptwriting and wardrobe styling, Emma remains an active member of the adult community. Residing in Playa Del Rey, California, Emma finds her inspiration and creative flow while walking the sands and jogging the surf of California's coastline.
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