Jessica Darling's It List: The (Totally Not) Guaranteed Guide to Popularity, Prettiness & Perfection

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I hadn't even gotten to homeroom yet and I'd already discovered five hard truths about junior high:

1. My best friend had turned pretty.
2. She didn't know it yet.
3. It wouldn't be long before she did.
4. That knowledge would change everything between us.
5. And there ...

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Overview


I hadn't even gotten to homeroom yet and I'd already discovered five hard truths about junior high:

1. My best friend had turned pretty.
2. She didn't know it yet.
3. It wouldn't be long before she did.
4. That knowledge would change everything between us.
5. And there wasn't a thing I could do about it.

It's the first day of seventh grade. Is Jessica Darling doomed for dorkdom?

New York Times bestselling author Megan McCafferty's hilarious new novel will have you laughing, cringing, and cheering for Jessica Darling as she learns that being herself beats being popular, pretty & perfect any day.

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Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly
In this breathless prequel to the Jessica Darling series, the self-described “very witty, medium pretty, and a little bit zitty” protagonist starts seventh grade. Armed with extremely limited advice from her popular older sister (such as “Wear something different every day”), Jessica interprets these vague rules with some success. She befriends a group of girls determined to be popular and (technically) makes the cheer team, but Jessica doesn’t feel at ease with the course of her new life, especially when she and her suddenly beautiful best friend have a serious fight. Or when making the cheer team means dressing up as the school mascot, Mighty the Seagull. It isn’t difficult to pinpoint the book’s theme (Jessica’s woodshop teacher sings “Whoooooo are you?” when the seventh-grader wears a vintage The Who T-shirt on the first day of class) or predict how Jessica will change and grow. But readers meeting Jessica for the first time will be charmed by this authentic and funny girl who makes well-tread territory feel as new as a pair of first-day-of-school sneakers. Ages 10–up. Agent: Heather Schroder, ICM. (Sept.)
Booklist
"Jessica is a winning heroine, and as she stumbles and fumbles (and literally falls flat on her face), readers will laugh alongside her and, yes, cheer as she comes into her authentic self."
Wendy Mass
"I loved meeting Megan McCafferty's hilarious and irrepressible Jessica Darling in Sloppy Firsts. Now, I'm thrilled to turn back the clock and watch her navigate the highs and lows of seventh grade. I laughed and cheered for her and so will you."
Jennifer E. Smith
"If I had to do seventh grade all over again, there's nobody I'd rather have by my side than Jessica Darling. She's funny, winning, and completely relatable, and it's impossible not to root for her through all her misadventures. I'm already excited to find out what the next chapter of her story might bring!"
Jenny Han
"My long-lost friend Jessica Darling is back! I feel so lucky to have a peek into her middle school years in Megan McCafferty's sparkly new series. How I've missed you so, Jessica Darling!"
E. Lockhart
"Trust me, you'll adore Jessica Darling ten different ways."
From the Publisher
"Readers meeting Jessica for the first time will be charmed by this authentic and funny girl who makes well-tread territory feel as new as a pair of first-day-of-school sneakers."—Publishers Weekly

"Jessica is a winning heroine, and as she stumbles and fumbles (and literally falls flat on her face), readers will laugh alongside her and, yes, cheer as she comes into her authentic self."—Booklist

"Brief characterizations of teachers and students are often humorously spot-on, and rules, such as those for cutting lines, fully capture the junior high social scene in all its often distressing ignominy."—Kirkus Reviews

"Told in the hilariously authentic voice of a preteen girl, this book will have readers laughing out loud at Jessica's high jinks, especially her disastrous stint as the school's mascot."—School Library Journal

"I loved meeting Megan McCafferty's hilarious and irrepressible Jessica Darling in Sloppy Firsts. Now, I'm thrilled to turn back the clock and watch her navigate the highs and lows of seventh grade. I laughed and cheered for her and so will you."—Wendy Mass, New York Times bestselling author of The Candymakers and 13 Gifts

"If I had to do seventh grade all over again, there's nobody I'd rather have by my side than Jessica Darling. She's funny, winning, and completely relatable, and it's impossible not to root for her through all her misadventures. I'm already excited to find out what the next chapter of her story might bring!"—Jennifer E. Smith, author of This is What Happy Looks Like, The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight, and The Storm Makers

"My long-lost friend Jessica Darling is back! I feel so lucky to have a peek into her middle school years in Megan McCafferty's sparkly new series. How I've missed you so, Jessica Darling!"—Jenny Han, New York Times bestselling author of the Summer series and Shug

"Trust me, you'll adore Jessica Darling ten different ways."—E. Lockhart, author of The Boyfriend Listand The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks

VOYA - Debbie Kirchhoff
"Just follow my advice and remember who you are." These are the parting words to Jessica from her pretty, popular, older sister Bethany after she has bestowed upon Jessica the most precious gift imaginable for a girl entering junior high school—The IT List. If only Jessica had followed that advice instead of trying to follow The IT List, she would have been spared much embarrassment and not a little bit of heartbreak. Bethany is in no position to offer anyone wisdom, it turns out, but Jessica adores her sister and does her best to figure out Bethany's life-changing advice. The IT List is short enough to fit on the back of Bethany's old Cheer Team schedule because there are just four simple rules. First, wear something different each day (but somehow manage to not look different). Second, make the Cheer Team (no matter how uncoordinated you may be). Third, be careful when picking your first boyfriend (even though you have not figured out your girl friends yet). And finally, be part of the IT clique (without losing your best friend). Jessica Darling, the character much beloved by high school readers, returns in a new series for younger readers. This book introduces Jessica as an authentic, lovable, hilarious, far-from-perfect seventh grader who learns as much about herself as she does about negotiating junior high school. Reviewer: Debbie Kirchhoff
Children's Literature - Barbara Troisi
"I've been stuck in the middle ever since I started seventh grade. Maybe that's why some junior highs are called middle schools." Despite attempting to follow her older sister's IT survival tips for seventh grade in this order: wear something different every day, make the cheer team, pick your first boyfriend wisely and stick with the IT clique for instant popularity, prettiness, and perfection, Jessica's adjustment backfires in every respect. The first day of school found her garbed in jeans and the coolest of t-shirts that tumbled from the top shelf of her sister's closet along with enough in the stack for countless days. Wrong—the only person who considered her vintage rock shirt trendy was the Woodshop teacher. More drama occurs as Jessica takes a stab at cheerleader tryouts, the #2 survival tip. It felt like her sneakers were filled with cement as she stumbled and fumbled to the pavement. Her face is messed up along with a loss of dignity amongst her friends. Donning the mascot seagull's head and feathers does not improve Jessica's self-worth when hyperventilation dizzied her from lack of oxygen and she later smacked into the goalposts. Ironically, the school nurse discovers Jessica's raw talent as an up-and-coming star on the cross-country team. This breakthrough eased Jessica of the annoyances she encountered in those first weeks of school and helped her gain self-respect. In this prequel series opener, Jessica portrays the typical middle schooler, trying to thrive in a strange new world and struggling to find her niche. The plot is steeped in drama and humor. The cast of characters is well-developed and quite believable. All behave (or misbehave) as they try to adjust to the precise popularity and fashion moods in a frenzied environment. Pre-teen girls will relate as they encounter similar situations in their own sisterhood escapades. Reviewer: Barbara Troisi
Kirkus Reviews
Starting with Sloppy Firsts (2001), McCafferty explored the later teen and early 20s years of angst-ridden Jessica Darling in a five-book series. In this start to a new series, Jessica comes back for younger readers as an angst-ridden (of course) seventh-grader. Jessica's older sister, Bethany, took junior high by storm, so popular, well-dressed and successful (in her own eyes) as to become co-captain of the vaunted junior high CHEER TEAM!!! Now she's offering somewhat terse advice to guide Jessica along her path--perhaps not an altogether desirable one, since Bethany is a bit shallow. Jessica was counting on lots of help from Bridget, but her BFF's star is rising as rapidly as Jessica's is setting. Some potential new friends turn out to be less than supportive as well. Jessica, after abject failure at CHEER TEAM!!! tryouts, is chosen to be the anonymous costumed school mascot, a sea gull, a role she clumsily fills all too well. Brief characterizations of teachers and students are often humorously spot-on, and rules, such as those for cutting lines, fully capture the junior high social scene in all its often distressing ignominy. Jessica's take on junior high may be superficial, but she brings readers on a funny ride, even if many--perhaps even most--of her problems are not resolved by the end, setting up the next in the series, as expected. (Fiction. 11-14)
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780316244992
  • Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
  • Publication date: 9/3/2013
  • Series: Jessica Darling's It List Series , #1
  • Pages: 228
  • Sales rank: 384,078
  • Age range: 10 - 14 Years
  • Product dimensions: 5.40 (w) x 7.70 (h) x 1.10 (d)

Meet the Author

Megan McCafferty

Megan McCafferty is the New York Times bestselling author of the Jessica Darling series, Bumped, and Thumped. Her work has received honors from the American Library Association and the New York Public Library. She lives in Princeton, New Jersey, with her husband and son.

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Jessica Darling's It List

The (Totally Not) Guaranteed Guide to Popularity, Prettiness & Perfection


By Megan McCafferty

Little, Brown Books for Young Readers

Copyright © 2013 Megan McCafferty
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-0-316-24499-2



CHAPTER 1

What happens when EVERYTHING you know about ANYTHING is ALL WRONG?

That's what I'm about to find out.

Today is the last day of summer. I'm supposed to start seventh grade tomorrow. I say "supposed" to start seventh grade because I don't know if I can show up for my first day so tragically unprepared for Pineville Junior High.

My sister would say otherwise. She'd argue that I'm way better off now than I was before I received her big sisterly wisdom. She promises that if I follow her must-do IT List I won't merely survive junior high—I'll thrive.

And she would know better than anyone what it takes to make it in seventh grade. Ten years ago Bethany Darling was the IT Girl at Pineville Junior High School. All the boys wanted to date her and all the girls wanted to be her. I was only a baby at the time, but I've seen the pictures and I swear her life was as perfect as a shampoo commercial.

My life isn't like a shampoo commercial. But don't feel bad for me because it isn't like the educational films about bullying that we're forced to watch during Be Kind to Each Other week at school either. I have plenty of friends. And until my sister gave me the IT List, my best friend, Bridget, was the one freaking out about starting junior high—not me. I guess if I had to describe myself, I'd say I'm very witty, medium pretty, and a little bit zitty. I'm not the worst off but there's definitely room for improvement.

So when Bethany surprised me this morning by taking time out of her busy social schedule to give me life-changing advice before my first day of seventh grade, I wasn't exactly in a position to refuse. Besides, Bridget is in a state of total discombobulation about junior high. I figured I could share any valuable information that could help her, uh, recombobulate. If such a thing is even possible.

"It must be so hard to have your big sister away at college during such an important time in your life," Bethany said with a cluck of her tongue and a sympathetic shake of her head.

Despite my best efforts, my sister and I have never really been that close. That's what happens when you're born in different decades. When she was my age, I was still wetting my pants. That will put a wedge in any relationship. I've always admired my sister from afar in the same sort of way Bridget looks up to certain celebrities. We see the teensiest bit of ourselves in our idols, but their lives are so glamorously out of touch with our boring reality.

"The transition from elementary school to junior high school can't be taken lightly," Bethany continued. "The choices you make during the next two years directly affect your popularity in high school, which directly affects your popularity in college, which directly affects what sorority you get into, which directly affects who you meet and who you marry, which directly affects your popularity every day thereafter until you die."

Bethany paused just long enough for the seriousness of her speech to sink in.

"Choices. So many choices."

Then she dramatically took me by the shoulders.

"So many chances to make so! many! mistakes!"

I'm not exaggerating when I say a shiver shot up my spine when she said that and not just because she grabbed me so hard my back was thrown out of whack.

"And that's why I'm going to share my wisdom with you, my little sister."

Then she patted me on the head, which was kind of funny because I'm already as tall as she is and she had to reach up to do it. Then, with the grace of a professional game show hostess, she reached into her designer handbag and pulled out a three-by-five card. She teasingly dangled the small piece of paper in front of my grabby fingers before finally letting me have it.

Here! In my hands! The sacred document containing all the secrets to a lifetime of awesomeness! I thought.

Until I actually looked at it.

"Uh, your old Pineville Junior High Cheer Team travel schedule?"

"The life-changing advice is on the back," Bethany said with a deep sigh, as if this were the most obvious thing in the world.

And when I did the most obvious thing in the world—flip it over to see the life-changing advice for myself—she slapped my hand away.

"Not now!"

"Ow!" I cried, rubbing my stinging wrist. "Why not now?"

"You need to take in this life-changing advice all on your own, without me there to spell it out for you." She spoke sagely. "That's part of the process."

I stared down at the card in my hand. What sort of life-changing advice could be on the flip side of a decade-old Pineville Junior High Cheer Team travel schedule? How much could there possibly be to spell out? There's barely enough room to spell out G-O, J-E-S-S-I-C-A!

My sister pulled a pouty face.

"Why am I not being embraced with gratitude right now? Why am I not being celebrated as the most awesome big sister of all time? Why am I feeling like the recipient of this great life-changing advice does not appreciate the gift I have given her?"

"Thank you, Bethany. Seriously. But ..."

Bethany checked the time, already more concerned about leaving than actually being here.

"Hey, has the mail arrived yet?" she asked.

And before I could say yes, she was already at the front door, elbow deep in the mailbox. She rifled through the catalogs, bills, and miscellaneous junk, sighed, and then put the whole stack back.

"Are you looking for something?" I asked.

"No!" she yelped. "I mean, yes!" She relaxed and pinched my cheek. "I mean, mind your own business, Little Miss Seventh Grader!"

Bethany gets all jumpy when she's in Pineville for too long, and I could tell she was beyond eager to head back to campus before my parents even realized she was home. Bethany loves college so much that she's taking a fifth year to graduate.

"I just can't imagine how whatever is on the back of this card is going to change my life."

Bethany tossed all her blond hair over from one shoulder to the other.

"Are you questioning my authority? I was voted Most Popular, Prettiest, and Miss Perfect in the Pineville Junior High yearbook. If I'm not an expert on such matters, then who is?"

She had a point there. I followed her off the front porch, followed her down the driveway, and followed her to her boyfriend's convertible. At that moment I would've followed her anywhere. Bethany has that effect on people. If I follow her rules, will I have that effect on people? Is that what it means to be popular?

"Didn't you keep a diary that, I don't know, explains how ..."

My sister cut me off with knowing laughter.

"Popular girls don't keep diaries, because they're too busy being popular to write about being popular," she said, opening the car door and sliding inside. "Which is a shame because popular girls are the ones with juicy stuff worth reading."

I'd actually considered buying a diary to document the momentous occasion that was the start of seventh grade. Bethany just saved me $1.99.

"Just follow my advice and remember who you are," Bethany said with familiar finality as she fluffed her hair in the rearview mirror. "You're a Darling."

"I'm a Darling," I repeated.

"Darlings aren't dorks!"

Then Bethany slipped on a pair of dark sunglasses and backed out of the driveway.

The irony is this: I wasn't at all worried about being a seventh-grade dork until my sister said that.

CHAPTER 2

Bethany Darling's IT List

The Guaranteed Guide to Popularity, Prettiness & Perfection

1. Wear something different every day.

2. Make the CHEER TEAM!!!

3. Pick your first boyfriend wisely.

4. Stick with the IT clique.


That's it.

That's IT?

Twenty words (I'm counting "!!!" as its own word) written on the back of a Pineville Junior High CHEER TEAM!!! travel schedule in smudged scarlet lip liner? It reminded me of Bridget's disastrous eyebrow-plucking tutorial: so simple and yet totally impossible to follow without scarring myself in some permanent way.

I only had about ten seconds to wrap (warp?) my brain around the IT List before I heard my best friend's footsteps kicking up gravel in our driveway. I quickly hid the old schedule inside a copy of The Outsiders. That's the novel the entire incoming seventh grade was supposed to read over the summer. I'd already read it once, but I wanted it to be fresh in my head. I've heard that teachers give quizzes on the first day of school to find out right away who's a star and who's a slacker. I bet there won't be any slackers in the seventh-grade Gifted & Talented classes, though. You don't get into G&T by being a slacker.

Anyway, The Outsiders is set in the 1960s and it's all about cool versus uncool kids, which goes to show you that people have been preoccupied with popularity since the olden days, an idea that has already taken on whole new significance in my life since my sister decided to TOTALLY MESS WITH MY HEAD ON THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER BEFORE I START SEVENTH GRADE.

This was also Bridget's last day to freak out about starting seventh grade and she was going to make the most of it. Her pale skin screams red when she's under emotional duress so she came careening across the yard like a fidgety zinnia in full-bloom freak-out. She barreled through the pleasantries and got right down to business.

"Is it too late for you to change your last name?" she asked.

Did Bridget eavesdrop on the conversation with my sister from across the street? Bethany's voice was loud and clear in my ears.

You're a Darling. Darlings aren't dorks!

Bridget nervously braided and unbraided her waist-length white-blond hair as she babbled on.

"I was thinking that you could change it to something that starts with the letter M so we can at least be in the same homeroom!"

Whew. Bridget hadn't overheard my sister after all.

"Jessica Marling has a nice ring to it!"

The thing about Bridget is that I've known her my entire life and I still can never be sure when she's kidding or not.

"Why don't you change your last name?" I asked.

Bridget's last name—Milhokovich—is never pronounced correctly. Bridget has heard it so many ways (Mill-HOCK-O-vitch, Meel-HOE-KOE-vitch, Mill-HOCK-O-LOOGIE) that she answers to all of them. I'm not sure she even knows the right way to say it anymore.

"My mom just got this monogrammed for me."

She pulled her backpack off her shoulder and thrust it in my face for inspection: BMB embroidered in pale pink on hot pink canvas.

"Sooooo ... what do you think? New school, new name, new you!"

Bridget grinned hopefully, and I pretended to be blinded by sunlight bouncing off her braces.

"SHUT MOUTH. TOO BRIGHT."

I rolled myself into a ball to shield myself from the killer orthodontic glare. She retaliated by kicking me in the butt. It was all silliness for a few seconds before Bridget got dead serious.

"What if we don't have any classes together, Jess?" she worried. "I wish I wasn't so stupid!"

"Bridget!" I protested for the bazillionth time. "You aren't stupid!"

"Fine," she settled. "I'm not stupid. But I'm two points shy of Gifted and Talented and that's enough to keep me out of all your classes."

Sigh.

Bridget and I both took the entrance exam that determines which students get accepted into Pineville Junior High's Gifted & Talented program. I got in. Unfortunately Bridget missed the cutoff by two points. Two points! Mrs. Milhokovich called the school hoping they'd make an exception, but the spaces are limited so, no.

That two-point deficit was one of the biggest reasons why Bridget was freaked out about seventh grade.

I've tried not to be too bummed about it because I've never had problems making friends and that's kind of the point of junior high, right? To make new friends and keep the old? Isn't that what I learned in Girl Scouts before I was asked to leave the organization because one too many orders of Thin Mints were delivered with a poorly taped-up box top and a missing cookie sleeve?

(In my defense: Thin Mints are delicious and my mom is always on a diet.)

"What if no one talks to me?" Bridget worried. "Who will I talk to?"

When I heard that tiny voice, I knew it wasn't time for messing around anymore. Plus her whole body was like a sunburn, even though she had joined me in the safe shade of our oak tree. I wasn't so psyched about tomorrow either, but Bridget was my best friend and I was determined to make her feel better.

Unfortunately, this wasn't a role I was born to play. Bridget was the natural cheerer-upper, not me. Even back in our Pack 'n Play days my mom says that Bridget would offer me her pacifier, her sippy cup, even her beloved stuffed octopus when I was cranky and crying for no apparent reason. I always took whatever she was offering and calmed down. This is pretty much the way our twelve-year friendship has always worked.

There's really only been one time in her life when it was my turn to make her feel better. It was a bit disturbing that starting seventh grade seemed to upset Bridget almost as much as her parents' divorce three years ago. But I had helped her through that, so I could get her through this.

Right?

"I'll talk to you," I promised. "We'll see each other every morning on the bus to school and every afternoon on the bus home."

Bridget smiled, her face cooling to a light pink that matched the BMB embroidered on her backpack. It was working. I was making her feel better for a change.

"We'll always live across the street from each other, Bridge," I said. "You can show up at my house uninvited anytime you want."

And then I kicked her in the butt just to show her how much I really cared.

CHAPTER 3

Sufficiently un-freaked-out, Bridget spent the next half hour presenting me with photos of her first-day-of-school fashion options.

We were in my dad's office, otherwise known as the Techno Dojo. Whatever the latest bleep-blooping gadget there is to have, my dad has it. He's baffled by my indifference to all things technological. He gets paid to fix computer problems all day, but I swear he would totally do it for free. I think Dad prefers computers to people.

Anyway, Bridget was bleep-blooping in front of the largest screen, all the better for side-by-side critiques of mix-and-match combinations of hairstyles, tops, bottoms, and footwear.

"So I'm pretty sure I'm almost, like, one hundred percent-ish decided that I think I've narrowed it down to these four hairstyles, these four tops, these four bottoms, and these four pairs of shoes!"

I didn't have the heart to tell her that math was against her: Just those items alone gave her 256 options. And if accessories were involved, her choices could easily run into the thousands.

She hadn't bothered asking me what I was going to wear because I pretty much have one look: a T-shirt and jeans. Mom took me shopping at the mall and after a "tempestuous debate" (her words) and a "major blowout" (my words) regarding a certain flowered skirt that was "so adorable" (her words) and "so gagtastic" (my words), we came home with a fresh supply of T-shirts and jeans in Mom-approved colors and patterns. That I'm not a fashion person is a great mystery and disappointment to my mother. Anyway, we all assumed my first-day-of-seventh-grade outfit would invariably involve a T-shirt and jeans.

That is, until I remembered #1 on the IT List.

1. Wear something different every day.

Nothing in my closet qualifies as "something different." Everything I own is from the mall. Sameness is the whole point of buying stuff at the mall. You buy stuff at the mall knowing that lots of other girls will buy the same stuff at the mall so you won't be ostracized for dressing like a freakazoid. Why would my sister encourage me to wear "something different" unless that uniqueness would have a positive impact on my popularity? Was she actually encouraging me to stand out instead of blend in?

That didn't sound like the Bethany I knew. At all. But she was the undisputed queen of junior high and I most definitely am not.

"Jess! Are you even listening to me?"

"Of course I'm listening," I lied. "That's it! Hair half-up, half-down. Striped top. Capris. Slip-ons. Awesome."

That must have been the right thing to say because Bridget blew out a huge sigh of relief. Well, at least one of us had solved our first-day-of-seventh-grade wardrobe crisis. I was about two seconds away from blabbing to Bridget about the IT List and the possible negative repercussions of my unimaginative closet when my parents' car honked for my attention.


(Continues...)

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  • Posted September 16, 2013

    Not going to lie, I was not expecting much from this book. First

    Not going to lie, I was not expecting much from this book. First off, its a spin off of a very popular YA series that I haven't read yet. I barely knew much about it besides the fact that the girl's name was Jessica Darling. In other words, I was scared of all the hype.
    But fortunately, I didn't really need to worry. From the very beginning this book was hilarious and super realistic. For it to be a MG I was lost in its pages. What made it even better for me was the way I could relate to it. See I'm a middle sister, and my older "sister" (she's my god sister but my mom basically adopted her) just turned 40 and I'm just 24. I only vaguely remembered my sister being around and when I was starting middle school and high school I didn't have anyone to help me either. I also have a little sister who's about to turn 18 in Oct and I feel like I missed her most pivotal years because I was away in college. This book definitely shows the real relationship between a girl and her older sister. It doesn't feel fake or over exaggerated in any way.
    As you can tell by the quotes, you can see that this book is also HILARIOUS. One of the main reasons I love MG's is because they are so funny and light and fluffy. They can get me out of a funk like no other age group. And this one was no different. I laughed out loud many times and had people giving me some weird looks, but I didn't care. It was such a great story.
    Overall, I was really impressed with this MG novel. The truth it held and the humorous situations were just what I needed to give me a good light and fluffy read before all the dark stuff I plan to read for Halloween! It also opened my eyes to McCafferty's writing. I will be reading the YA Jessica Darling series as soon as I can get my hands on it!

    7 out of 10 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 6, 2013

    Great

    Im going into the 7th grade and this book was funny im hoping my school year will turn out like jessica's :) jk somewhat lol!

    7 out of 10 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 13, 2013

    It rocks

    Good book that is very fun to read

    6 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 1, 2013

    Really good

    This book is really wonderful. I would recomend to all girls. Not Boys!!!!!!!!!

    5 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 10, 2014

    Solo1

    I found this book very interesting. Im not a girlie girl at all but this book was amazing. I liked all the details and characters. Mom and dad have little parts but they seem funny and annoying. I LOVE Bethany and Jessica. They are my fav characters. I lile their personalty. I find them as cool people!!

    Solo1

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 8, 2013

    ncnr

    I love thiss book yayyyyyyy wood rec. to all g'$ ( girls)

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 14, 2013

    G

    It seems to be the predictable every day book.

    2 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 27, 2013

    I loved this book! I even laughed out loud at some parts. The vo

    I loved this book! I even laughed out loud at some parts. The voice was spot on and Jessica Darling is the perfect main character for a new middle grade series for girls. It took me back to those days long ago, and I know if I was in middle school this would be a book I would grab off the shelf. Can't wait for the book #2.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 4, 2013

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    Add me. First to write review!

    1 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 2, 2013

    really good book

    I think this book pre-view was really good.

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 25, 2014

    Beginning

    The beginnign of the book is kid of slow so stay with it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 31, 2014

    Anonymous

    Great book!

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 12, 2014

    Excellent!!

    This book is absolutely wonderful! Must read

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