Jesus Invades George: An Alternative History

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JESUS INVADES GEORGE is a grand satirical vision that employs the same comic voice as The Dice Man to answer the simple question:

What would have happened if George Bush had awakened one morning in early 2007 and found he'd become possessed by Jesus?

The answer is plenty. When Jesus forces George to start talking about withdrawing all American forces from the Middle East, the men who have made George ...

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Overview

JESUS INVADES GEORGE is a grand satirical vision that employs the same comic voice as The Dice Man to answer the simple question:

What would have happened if George Bush had awakened one morning in early 2007 and found he'd become possessed by Jesus?

The answer is plenty. When Jesus forces George to start talking about withdrawing all American forces from the Middle East, the men who have made George desperately begin plotting to stop him. In this hilarious history you will also learn:

Why Karl believed that his Policy of Eternal War would mean Republican governments 'til death do us part.

How George, in Sadr City with only a single body guard, survived many assassination attempts, only to be nearly done in by a pizza.

What happened when Jesus and George made love to Laura.

How George, in the Holy Land, almost walked on water.

What happened when Laura hired the world's foremost exorcist to rid George of the Terrible Spirit possessing him.

How Hillary and Barack suddenly found they were to the right of George on just about every issue and didn't know how to deal with it.

And finally, what happened when Dick and Don rallied the establishment to save the nation from the Christian terrorist George.

And how the 2008 election turned out and the world lived happily ever after. Or not.

LUKE RHINEHART has published three other books with Authorhouse: WHIM, WHITE WIND, BLACK RIDER, and NAKED BEFORE THE WORLD. All are available from either www.authorhouse.com or www.authorhouse.co.uk.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781434382771
  • Publisher: AuthorHouse
  • Publication date: 4/23/2008
  • Pages: 316
  • Product dimensions: 6.00 (w) x 9.00 (h) x 0.88 (d)

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