Jimmie Joe Johnson: Manwhore [NOOK Book]

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There are some things a man can't change. My bein' a babe magnet for one. . . --Jimmie Joe Johnson

Fact is, just about every single female in Possum Hollow, Alabama--along with most of the attached ones--has enjoyed my services. And not just as an auto mechanic, if you know what I mean. With me, women know exactly what to expect. A sweet ride, and no promises.

But even a manwhore has rules. Like stayin' away from Baylee Jean Brown. As ...

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Overview

There are some things a man can't change. My bein' a babe magnet for one. . . --Jimmie Joe Johnson

Fact is, just about every single female in Possum Hollow, Alabama--along with most of the attached ones--has enjoyed my services. And not just as an auto mechanic, if you know what I mean. With me, women know exactly what to expect. A sweet ride, and no promises.

But even a manwhore has rules. Like stayin' away from Baylee Jean Brown. As teenagers, Baylee Jean and I were hot and heavy. Then her Aunt Callie Rae warned me off, sayin' I'd never be good enough. Seeing as the women in Baylee Jean's family all have witch blood, and I figured Callie Rae was fixin' to do something unmentionable to my man parts, I agreed. But now suddenly, Baylee Jean--smart, sexy, wild--is all over me. She wants me bad--hell, who doesn't? But, if there's one woman who could bring a hound dog to heel, it might be her. . .

"Irreverent, bawdy, laugh out loud funny. The most hilarious book I've read in years--maybe ever! In fact, I'm pretty sure this book is the reason the term "ROFLMAO" was invented. If you combined Jeff Foxworthy's humor and Jason Stackhouse's good looks and libido, you'd end up with Jimmie Joe Johnson, one smokin' hot hound dog and one hilarious read!" --New York Times bestselling author C.L. Wilson

"The most hilarious book I've read in years--maybe ever! --C.L. Wilson

Lindsey Brookes has penned numerous award-winning adult and young-adult fiction stories. Some of her contest successes include winning Harlequin's Great American Romance Novel Contest and being in the finals of the American Title III competition put on by Dorchester Books and Romantic Times. She is also a four-time finalist of RWA's prestigious Golden Heart contest and has been in the finals of or won more than 75 RWA chapter-writing contests with more than a dozen manuscripts. She's married to her childhood sweetheart, her very own hero, with whom she has two beautiful daughters.

Lindsey is a longtime member of the Romance Writers of America, and is coeditor of "Market and Industry" for RWA's bimonthly newsletter.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781601830142
  • Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corporation
  • Publication date: 7/5/2012
  • Series: Possum Hollow , #1
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 191,413
  • File size: 2 MB

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  • Posted August 5, 2012

    Jimmie Joe Johnson: Manwhore - Hilarious read!

    A friend suggested this book to me. The title made me think all sorts of things, but it also had me curious enough to buy it. So glad I did. Jimmie Joe Johnson: Manwhore, despite his past reputation of being a 'hound dog', was a hero I found myself laughing at, with, and rooting for. Baylee Jean was a good example of someone knowing that true love is worth fighting for. Loved the town and it's collection of redneck characters. I hope to read more of their stories in the future!

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  • Posted July 5, 2012

    Love it!!!

    Love it!!!

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