Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever

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Terrorize Your Sister (Or Your Brother. Or your Parents. Or Your Pals in the cafeteria.)

Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books-

An all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of jokes for any occasion. -59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from public swimming pools? They always drop their trunks. -Dozens of knock-knocks, like Knock, knock./Who's there?/Cow go./Cow go who?/No, cow go moo. -Plus teacher jokes ...

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Overview


Terrorize Your Sister (Or Your Brother. Or your Parents. Or Your Pals in the cafeteria.)

Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books-

An all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of jokes for any occasion. -59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from public swimming pools? They always drop their trunks. -Dozens of knock-knocks, like Knock, knock./Who's there?/Cow go./Cow go who?/No, cow go moo. -Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, light-bulb jokes and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the road jokes. And tongue twisters: The corn on the cob made Bob the Slob's sobbing stop. -For aspiring comedians, JOKELOPEDIA takes it a step further with tips on how to tell a joke, riffs on styles, and stories of how famously funny people-from Lucille Ball (do you know who she is?) to Chris Rock-made it big.

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Editorial Reviews

Children's Literature
"Why can you always tell what Dick and Jane are going to do next? They're easy to read." And so is this book. The subtitle reads "The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever," and that is certainly the truth. Over 1,500 jokes and riddles are catalogued in this "jokelopedia." Also included are brief biographies of famous and almost famous comedians, from Lucille Ball to Chris Rock. The jokes and riddles themselves are divided into chapters with headings like "Tall Tails," "Critter Jitters," and "Family Funnies." Just about every child loves to tell jokes, and this book provides enough jokes to last any eight-year-old until he/she is twelve. 2000, Somerville House Books Limited, $11.95. Ages 7 to 10. Reviewer: Danielle Williams
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Jokelopedia is a recommended for fans of jokes and joke books: a title packed with jokes, punch lines, and a satisfying blend of one-liners, stories, cartoons and fun dumb jokes certain to appeal to a range of funny bones. A fun joke book recommended for all ages.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780761142089
  • Publisher: Workman Publishing Company, Inc.
  • Publication date: 5/24/2006
  • Edition description: Revised Edition
  • Edition number: 2
  • Pages: 278
  • Age range: 7 - 10 Years
  • Product dimensions: 8.56 (w) x 10.88 (h) x 0.63 (d)

Meet the Author


Rosanne Green is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.

Mike Wright took up illustrating after discovering that this planet’s yellow sun prevented him from using his other powers.

Alison Benjamin is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.

Ilana Weitzman is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.

Eva Blank is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.

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Read an Excerpt


Did you hear the one about the lion who ate clowns?
You’ll roar.

Did you hear the one about the donkey who watched
Country Music Television?
You’ll hee-haw.

Why shouldn’t you shortchange a skunk?
It’s bound to make a stink.

What did the judge say when the skunk came in to testify?
Odor in the court!

There were these two buddies out walking their dogs, one with a Doberman pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua, when they smelled something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant.

The guy with the Doberman says to his friend, “Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.” The guy with the Chihuahua says, “ We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.” The buddy with the Doberman says, “Just follow my lead.” He puts on a pair of dark glasses and walks into the restaurant, when the restaurant owner comes up and says, “Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.” The man with the Doberman replies, “You don’t understand. This is my Seeing Eye dog.”

The owner, skeptical, says, “A Doberman pinscher?” The Doberman’s master says, “Yes, they’re using them now—they’re very good and they protect me from robbers, too.” The owner says, “ Come on in.”

When the man with the Chihuahua sees this, he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. Once again the restaurant owner says, “Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.” The guy with the Chihuahua says, “You don’t understand. This is my Seeing Eye dog.”

“A Chihuahua?” says the owner.

The man with the dog replies, “ A Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua?!”

What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.

Why was the rabbit so unhappy?
She was having a bad hare day.

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Table of Contents


CONTENTS

Tall Tails
Animals with Attitude (1)
Critter Jitters
Creepy, Crawly, Slimy, Slithery Things (33)
Fowl Play
Birds of a Feather Flock Together (43)
Sounds Fishy to Me
It’ll Hook You Right Away (55)
Classy Jokes
Classroom Distractions (61)
Bad Apples
And PCs Too! (77)
’Snot Funny
Eeew, Gross! (89)
Rocket Science
All the Mysteries of Outer Space, Made More Confusing (99)
Family Funnies
Brothers, Sisters, and Aunts of Step-uncles (109)
Objects of Amusement
Household Items Unite (125)
Truly Tasteless Jokes
Food Strikes Back (141)
Showbiz Shenanigans
Games with Famous Names (153)
Sounding a Funny Note
Bust a Gut in the Band Room (167)
Athletic Antics
Really Sock It to ’Em at the Gym (177)
Funny Business
Humor at Work (187)
Doc-Doc Jokes
You Need a Lot of Patients for This Chapter! (207)
Cops and Ribbers
A Humorous Twist on the Beat of Life (219)
How Many Elephants . . .
. . . Can You Fit in a Joke Book? (229)
Monster-osities
Ghouls, Goblins, and the Like (239)
Really Old Jokes
Extinct Animals and Funny Fossils (259)

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    ok so i got this book last year not from barnes well maybe i got it from my grandma and OMG!!! i cant stop like i cant stop telling the jokes to my friends and i have to say the cover may say dum and oohh its dum but its not for dum people lol !!! it has all kinds of jokes pretty much about anything really and the funny thing is is that the biggest,silliest,dummest,joke book inspired me to create my own jokes. and the goood thing is is that in the very back of the book there is blank pages that u can right YOUR jokes on !!!ok i recomended some books i recomend the girls stuff book for girls and the boy stuff book for boys lol !!! ur welcome foolkes !!! ENJOY

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