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Jokes: Joke Book & Funny Stories - Book 1
     

Jokes: Joke Book & Funny Stories - Book 1

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by Mary Knippers
 

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A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick

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A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

Product Details

BN ID:
2940012085856
Publisher:
Mary Knippers
Publication date:
01/13/2011
Series:
Joke Books Series , #1
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
612 KB

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Jokes 3.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 32 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Just funny do it on your parents friends justtt funnyyyyy
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If u love books that hav curse words in it the get this book. Very funny!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ok but inapropriate
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I don'know it was good but not great
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Nor funny
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Cool
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hardee harr harrr funny as freak love it
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If you cannot curse don't get this book.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Its good and bad. I can't see why other people gave it a one but I also can't see why other peeps(people) gave it a five. That is myy speech for this book.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Too short and not original
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hilarious
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If you even read the joke on the sample its hilarious!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Must read
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John Fuller More than 1 year ago
I didn't get any of these jokes.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
bethgriffith More than 1 year ago
ok, i only got the sample and i CAN NOT wait till i can buy the whole book. its really awesome. i totally recommend it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago