Jokes: Joke Book & Funny Stories - Book 1 [NOOK Book]

Overview

A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other...
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Jokes: Joke Book & Funny Stories - Book 1

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Overview

A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940012085856
  • Publisher: Mary Knippers
  • Publication date: 1/13/2011
  • Series: Joke Books Series , #1
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 1,357,804
  • File size: 598 KB

Customer Reviews

Average Rating 3.5
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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 28, 2012

    Lovee

    Just funny do it on your parents friends justtt funnyyyyy

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 4, 2011

    Fun and Funny, but not for children

    The book is short, and most of the stories are oldies but goodies, but if you've got a while to kill in the airport, it's a good amusing read. Some of the stories are a bit graphic, though, so not for children.

    2 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 23, 2013

    Syd the Kid

    If u love books that hav curse words in it the get this book. Very funny!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 2, 2012

    Jokes

    Funni

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 25, 2012

    Why

    Why did they put this on a nook? Kids would want to look at it and kids do have nooks

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 27, 2012

    Eww

    Stupid

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 26, 2012

    Hi

    Ok but inapropriate

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 26, 2011

    Really funny

    If you even read the joke on the sample its hilarious!

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 8, 2014

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

    I don'know it was good but not great

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 29, 2013

    Ggt

    Nor funny

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 21, 2013

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    Cool

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 8, 2013

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 11, 2013

    Hilarious

    Hardee harr harrr funny as freak love it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 27, 2013

    Curse

    If you cannot curse don't get this book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 8, 2012

    "FUNny stories"(not really)

    Its good and bad. I can't see why other people gave it a one but I also can't see why other peeps(people) gave it a five. That is myy speech for this book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 26, 2012

    Confusing & Dirty

    When I saw the sample I thought I had a perfect book for my style: Funny, understandable, and a little absurd. What I didn't like was that 3/4 of the jokes were dirty, and some I didn't even understand the punch line to. Good shot, but aim for a little younger age group.

    0 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 10, 2012

    To someone who has bought the book:

    I got the sample and enjoyed it....

    Can anyone tell me how many pages the book is?
    Thanks!

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 9, 2012

    Too short

    Too short and not original

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 26, 2011

    Very funny, but nit for kids Very funny but nit Very funny,but not for kids

    Hilarious

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 25, 2011

    Funny

    Must read

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