Jokes: Joke Book & Funny Stories - Book 2

Jokes: Joke Book & Funny Stories - Book 2

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by Mary Knippers
     
 

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A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on,

Overview

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (not being a dummy, this one). . .

"I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the gunshot.

Funeral is on Thursday. . .at Noon. Closed coffin.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940012085863
Publisher:
Mary Knippers
Publication date:
01/14/2011
Series:
Joke Books Series , #2
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
765,534
File size:
147 KB

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Jokes 3.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 32 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Just funny do it on your parents friends justtt funnyyyyy
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If u love books that hav curse words in it the get this book. Very funny!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ok but inapropriate
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I don'know it was good but not great
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Nor funny
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Cool
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hardee harr harrr funny as freak love it
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If you cannot curse don't get this book.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Its good and bad. I can't see why other people gave it a one but I also can't see why other peeps(people) gave it a five. That is myy speech for this book.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Too short and not original
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hilarious
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If you even read the joke on the sample its hilarious!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Must read
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John Fuller More than 1 year ago
I didn't get any of these jokes.
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bethgriffith More than 1 year ago
ok, i only got the sample and i CAN NOT wait till i can buy the whole book. its really awesome. i totally recommend it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago