Jolly Rogering [NOOK Book]

Overview

Jolly Rogering - What happens when a country milkmaid tries to realise her dream of becoming a pirate by disguising herself as a cabin boy? How long can she keep her secret, and what will happen when a shipload of horny pirates find that they have a sexy young girl at their mercy?


Washed Up - How will sex-crazed Lady Robin Crusoe survive life as a castaway? Is a green banana as good as a man?

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Jolly Rogering

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Overview

Jolly Rogering - What happens when a country milkmaid tries to realise her dream of becoming a pirate by disguising herself as a cabin boy? How long can she keep her secret, and what will happen when a shipload of horny pirates find that they have a sexy young girl at their mercy?


Washed Up - How will sex-crazed Lady Robin Crusoe survive life as a castaway? Is a green banana as good as a man?

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940032866091
  • Publisher: Aussiescribbler
  • Publication date: 11/14/2011
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 45,293
  • File size: 114 KB

Meet the Author

Sex is a wonderful thing, but I find it hard to take it seriously. It has the power to make buffoons of us all. But I like to laugh as much as I like to get off so its a win-win situation over all.


There is nothing so erotic as a spirit of playfulness, and that is what I express through my erotic stories. If you like puns, parodies, slapstick and one-liners with your saucy stories then you may find something here to tickle more than just your funny bone.


I also write about psychology under the name Joe Blow.

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Customer Reviews

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  • Posted February 26, 2012

    Yi-Yo-Yi-Yo-Ho-Ho!

    There's nothing quite like a good story that has sex and pirates, and when you throw Aussiescribbler into the mix you've got a Funny Boner, a story that goes beyond the usual fan fiction pirate fare involving Elizabeth Swan, Nico Robin, "Cat Burglar" Nami, Roranora Zorro, Chef Sanji and Captain Jack Sparrow doing naughty and sweaty things to and with each other. Yes, the awesome Aussie delivers a two-for-one double shot with this mini-collection filled with his own Down Under brand of humor erotica that's guaranteed to make you giggle more than grab yourself. If you're looking for a deep and historically accurate tale to beat off to, FORGET IT! But if you're looking for a great story to put a smile on your face and make you snicker every time you think about it like a little kid having a dirty little thought, then this pair of stories is right up your alley.

    Jolly Rogering
    Agatha has always dreamed of being a pirate, and when the Libertine arrives in port one day she decides to try her luck and disguise herself as a cabin boy and join the crew. Everything works out for a while, but it's hard to hide the fact that you're a horny girl pirate in the middle of a crew of horny boy pirates, especially when all the "facilities" are on deck. In the end Agatha learns a whole new appreciation for the term "All Hands On Deck" (and a few other things on a few other places too). Five Stars!

    Washed Up
    Robin Crusoe sneaks up onto the deck of the ship she's traveling on one night for a little scrumping with the first mate, until they're interrupted by the captain and he pushes he overboard so he's not caught caught having improper relations with a passenger. Robin ends up stranded on an island all alone in this quick and clever retelling of Defoe's Robinson Crusoe with bits of Mutiny On The Bounty and Castaway thrown in. Bananas and cannibals and mutineers, oh my! Five Stars!

    Of course as a native Floridian I have a thing for pirates, beaches and tropical settings, and of course when you throw in raunchy sex and off humor and you have my full attention. Again the awesome Aussie proves why he calls his stories Funny Boners, and if you're looking for something other than a straight-up exercise in racy raunch he's the man to try, because, again, he writes erotica for the thinking person, and he always delivers.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 20, 2014

    Good stuff

    Good imaging, good sex

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 8, 2013

    Sexy & FUN Sexy & Funny

    Good story, could have used more detailed sex incidents After all, she was on board w/23 horny men!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 23, 2013

    HILARIOUS

    Hilarious.

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