Judging a Book by Its Lover: A Field Guide to the Hearts and Minds of Readers Everywhere

Judging a Book by Its Lover: A Field Guide to the Hearts and Minds of Readers Everywhere

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by Lauren Leto
     
 

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“Leto is as funny as she is well-read; a delight for bibliophiles and wannabes alike.”
—Wylie Overstreet, author of The History of the World According to Facebook

Lauren Leto, humor blogger and co-author of Texts from Last Night, now offers a fascinating field guide to the hearts and minds of readers everywhere. Judging a

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“Leto is as funny as she is well-read; a delight for bibliophiles and wannabes alike.”
—Wylie Overstreet, author of The History of the World According to Facebook

Lauren Leto, humor blogger and co-author of Texts from Last Night, now offers a fascinating field guide to the hearts and minds of readers everywhere. Judging a Book by Its Lover is like a literary Sh*t My Dad Says—an unrelentingly witty and delightfully irreverent guide to the intricate world of passionate literary debate, at once skewering and celebrating great writers, from Dostoevsky to Ayn Rand to Jonathan Franzen, and all the people who read them. This provocative, smart, and addictively funny tome arose out of Leto’s popular “book porn” blog posts, and it will delight and outrage literature fans, readers of  Stuff White People Like and I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar—people obsessed with literary culture and people fed up with literary culture—in equal measure.

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“If CliffsNotes had an opinion and a couple of drinks under their belts, they’d sound like Lauren Leto.”
James Frey
“It’s On the Origin of Species for the library set.”
Christian Lander
“In terms of allowing me to sound smart at cocktail parties, this book surpassed my English degree by page twelve.”
Wylie Overstreet
“Leto is as funny as she is well-read; a delight for bibliophiles and wannabes alike.”

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780062070142
Publisher:
HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date:
10/02/2012
Pages:
288
Product dimensions:
5.38(w) x 7.82(h) x 0.66(d)

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Judging a Book by Its Lover


By Lauren Leto

HarperCollins Publishers

Copyright © 2012 Lauren Leto
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-0-06-207014-2


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CHAPTER 1

Commercial Confessions


I'm a very anxious person. My guess (gathered from an unscientific survey of fellow readers and the uneducated opinions of my family) is that this may be the result of years of overexposure to fictional worlds and underexposure to real world activities such as recess, school dances, and cocktail parties. I'm not very comfortable in settings and situations most people take for granted as part of the comings and goings of everyday life. For example, traveling: traveling with me is an experience I wouldn't want to wish on anyone— and I go to great lengths to save friends and family the trouble. Accompanying me on planes and in cars is nightmarish. If it weren't for the helpful tricks that I've come to rely on, I don't know how I'd get anywhere. I've developed ways to deal with my anxiety, tics that keep the pressure down and keep the terror at bay. These quirks are my dirty little secrets. Sometimes it's just two stiff drinks at the airport TGIF before boarding; other times the situation calls for more drastic actions to divert my attention from my mounting anxiety over the prospect of hurtling forward on a road or through the sky. I need something a little more potent.

I'm telling you this because I want to be as honest as possible with you. Janet Evanovich books are my booze; I can't board a plane without checking the airport bookstore to find the newest tale of Stephanie Plum. If I've read all the available Evanovich, I have to pick the next easiest, sleaziest thing. I started and finished Twilight on red-eye trips from Detroit to Los Angeles and back; I conquered New Moon before touch down from New York to San Francisco. I wept over Idaho while reading the first Hunger Games. At these moments I need my reading easy and quick; I need to turn the pages without knowing it. I don't have the bandwidth to wonder about the underlying meaning of the exact word chosen to phrase how one turned around or analyze just why an object was described in a certain way. I need distraction, not deep thoughts.

I make this distinction because most of this book is about avoiding bad books, and I don't want a reader to think I'm being an elitist snob. Considering yourself a serious reader doesn't mean you can't read light books. Loving to read means you sometimes like to turn your head off. Reading is not about being able to recite passages from Camus by memory. Loving young adult novels well past adolescence isn't a sign of stunted maturity or intelligence. The most important thing about reading is not the level of sophistication of the books on your shelf. There is no prerequisite reading regimen for being a bookworm.

Let's all embrace the fact that The Da Vinci Code has sold more copies than all of Saul Bellow's works combined. Dan Brown and his ilk are keeping our bookstores in semi-business. If America chooses easy escapism over dense dialogue, we should welcome that decision with equanimity.

When it comes to reading, whatever floats the boat. And if someone deems your reading choice frivolous, who cares? If it's what you want to read, go for it.
(Continues...)


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Meet the Author

Lauren Leto dropped out of law school to start the popular humor blog “Texts from Last Night.” She co-authored the book Texts from Last Night: All the Texts No One Remembers Sending. She lives in Brooklyn.

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Judging a Book by Its Lover: A Field Guide to the Hearts and Minds of Readers Everywhere 3.2 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 6 reviews.
smg5775 8 months ago
Series of humorous essays on reading and readers. Tips on how to cheat that you've read certain authors and books. Universal truths that if you are a reader you can relate to. I enjoyed it. Certain essays made me chuckle. I realize that my reading tastes and hers are different. I haven't read many of the books or authors that she has but I could relate to what she said. Fun!
KrittersRamblings More than 1 year ago
Check out the full review at Kritters Ramblings A piece of nonfiction work that is interesting for both a non reader and a super reader.  As a reader, I usually limit my reading to a few genres and current books, so I enjoyed reading this book as it clued me into books that I didn't read in college or years right after and it actually gave me a list of books that I am going to try to make time to read.
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ImaginaryReads More than 1 year ago
With plenty of wit and sarcasm to go around in this thought-provoking book, Lauren Leto attacks what we thought we knew about books. Remember Clifford the Big Red Dog? Apparently he has something to teach little kids, and it's not how to be a made scientist bent on creating big strangely colored dogs for all. It's not something most parents would want for their children. You remember that book everyone was talking about, oh, this many years ago? Lauren was paying attention, and now she's outting them for what they really mean to say. There's also advice for book lovers from how to deliver pickup lines to someone in a bookstore to cheating in book discussions, and innovative ways to show off your proud collection of books around the house. Yeah, after reading this book, I now know how to hit on a hot guy in the bookstore (or public library). Will I put it to use? Maybe if it's a friend I can laugh with later... or on my imaginary, hotter-than-life future book boyfriend who would never let me down. Still, you never know. This is not a book you should take (too) seriously (most of the time). You should read this prepared to laugh out loud at the snarky comments that Lauren makes in commenting on books, the industry, and those who love it--and the outrageous things book lovers will do to get a healthy dose of literature into their system, like taking a long train ride in a foreign country the day the last Harry Potter book is being released. (On the bright side, she got to finish it before her brother, who laughed when he found out she was going to be abroad when it was released and totally thought he was going to read it before her.) I now know to stick closely to my friends when I'm in a foreign country and they know where they're going and I don't, which is highly likely to happen. Do I recommend it? Yes, I do.
Andreat78 More than 1 year ago
Judging A Book By Its Lover is your one-stop shop for all topics regarding books and the people who love them. Author Lauren Leto offers snarky, usually spot-on, sometimes condescending and always funny observations on a wide-range of topics, including: •Bookshelf of the Vanities - bookshelf presentations & the people behind them. •Ten Rules for Bookstore Hookups •Rules of Book Club - ohhh, this was so snarky and she nailed it. •Fan Letter - snarky pleas to fans of writers such as Ayn Rand -YES!, Proust, and Vonnegut. •Your Moveable Feast - an imaginary scenario of a meal with Zelda and F. Scott Fitzgerald, among others. •How to Write Like Any Author - so snarky, and funny. •What Your Child Will Grow Up to Be.... - based on their favorite book, I think my kids will be okay. •Stereotyping People By Their Favorite Author - this section was very hit or miss, more miss in my opinion. Funny, though. •How to Fake It - a guide to faking your way through discussion of some of the most prolific books •A Gift Guide...-a guide to gift-giving for the important people in your life. I now know what to give my mother-in-law for Christmas. Hooray. •Twitter-Sized Reviews of Memoirs - funny, snarky tweets that review memoirs •Book Critic's Bag of Tricks - Watch out guys.This gave me tons of new, pretentious words for my reviews. •How to Succeed in Classifying Fiction - Gah, I still don't get it. Besides the fun commentary on books and readers, Leto offers heartfelt stories on the effect books have had on her life. She also gives a great argument for the importance of print books. Judging a Book By Its Lover was definitely a fun read for me. And you can bet I will be using it as a personal guide for future bookish judginess. Favorite Quote: "Loving young adult novels well past adolescence isn't a sign of stunted maturity or intelligence. The most important thing about reading is not the level of sophistication of the books on your shelf. There is no prerequisite reading regimen for being a bookworm." (pg. 8)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago