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Overview

Sometimes life is P.U.

Junie B.'s having a rough week. First she got punishment for shooting off her mouth in kindergarten. And now she's in big trouble again! 'Cause Monday is Job Day, and Junie B. told her class that she's got the bestest job of all. Only, what the heck is it?

When her kindergarten class has Job Day, Junie B. goes through much confusion and excitement before deciding on the "bestest" job of all.

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780679844075
  • Publisher: Random House Children's Books
  • Publication date: 8/28/1993
  • Pages: 80
  • Sales rank: 60,353
  • Age range: 6 - 9 Years
  • Lexile: 420L (what's this?)
  • Series: Junie B. Jones Series , #3
  • Product dimensions: 5.31 (w) x 7.59 (h) x 0.23 (d)

Meet the Author

Barbara Park
Barbara Park

Barbara Park is one of  today's funniest and best-loved writers for middle graders.  Her novels, which include Dear God, HELP!!! Love Earl; Skinnybones; The Kid in the Red Jacket; and Mick Harte Was Here have won numerous children's book awards.  Barbara thinks that the wonderful thing about writing humor is that she is able to deal with serious issues in a more lighthearted way.  Barbara's fans always want to know whether or not her characters are based on her own children (she has two sons) — in fact, they are not.  But having her sons has made it easier for her to know how kids talk and think.  What matters most to Barbara is that her books are bringing a few smiles to her readers.

Barbara lives in Paradise Valley, Arizona, with her husband, Richard. She holds a B.S. from the University of Alabama.  

    1. Hometown:
      Scottsdale, Arizona
    1. Date of Birth:
      April 21, 1947
    2. Place of Birth:
      Mt. Holly, New Jersey
    1. Education:
      B.S., University of Alabama, 1969
    2. Website:
      http://www.randomhouse.com/kids/junieb

Read an Excerpt

Chapter 2: The Cop and Dr. Smiley

When we came in from recess, Mrs. was clapping her loud hands together again.

"Boys and girls, please take your seats quickly! I've got a wonderful surprise for you!"

Then I got very excited inside my stomach! Because surprises are my most favorite things in the whole world!

"IS IT JELLY DOUGHNUTS?" I shouted.

Mrs. put her finger to her lips. That means be quiet.

"YEAH, ONLY GUESS WHAT? JELLY DOUGHNUTS ARE MY MOST FAVORITE KIND OF DOUGHNUTS! EXCEPT I ALSO LIKE THE CREAMY KIND. AND THE CHOCOLATE KIND! AND THE KIND WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES ON THE TOP!"

After that, my mouth got very watering. And some drool fell on the table.

I wiped it up with my sweater sleeve.

Just then there was a knock on the door.

Mrs. hurried to open it.

"HEY! IT'S A COP!" I hollered very excited.

The cop came into Room Nine.

He had on a blue shirt with a shiny badge. And shiny black boots. And a shiny white motorcycle helmet.

Mrs. smiled. "Boys and girls, I would like you to meet my friend, Officer Mike. Officer Mike is a policeman. Who can tell me what policemen do?"

"I can!" I called out. "They rest people! 'Cause one time some cops rested a guy on my street. And so that means they made him take a nap, I think."

Just then that Jim I hate laughed very loud.

"They didn't rest him, stupid!" he hollered. "They arrested him! That means they took him to jail. And so your neighbor's a dirty rotten jailbird!"

Then the other kids laughed too. And so I hided my head.

"Yeah, only I hardly even know the guy," I said to just myself.

After that, Officer Mike took off his shiny white helmet. And he told us some other stuff that cops do. Like give our dads speeding tickets. And rest drunk guys.

Also he let us play with his handcuffs and his shiny white helmet. Except for the helmet was very too big for my head. And it covered up my whole entire eyes.

"HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?" I said.

'Cause that was a funny joke, of course.

Then another knock came at the door.

This time it was a lady in a long white jacket. She was carrying a giant red toothbrush.

"Boys and girls, this is Dr. Smiley," said Mrs. "Dr. Smiley is a children's dentist."

Dr. Smiley hung up some posters of teeth. Then she talked all about Mr. Tooth Decay. And she said to brush our teeth at night. And also in the morning.

"Yeah, 'cause if you don't brush in the morning, your breath smells like stink," I said.

After that I showed Dr. Smiley my wiggling tooth.

"Losing baby teeth is exciting, isn't it?" she asked.

"Yes," I said. "Except for I don't like the part where you cry and spit blood."

Dr. Smiley made a sick face. Then she passed out minty green dental floss. And all the kids in Room Nine practiced flossing.

Flossing is when you pull strings through your mouth.

Only pretty soon an accident happened.

That's because a boy named William winded his floss too tight. And his teeth and head got in a tangled knot ball And Dr. Smiley couldn't undo him.

Then Mrs. had to call Janitor speedy quick. And so he runned to Room Nine. And he shined his giant flashlight in William's mouth.

And then Dr. Smiley got the dangerous floss right out of there!

Room Nine clapped and clapped.

Dr. Smiley did a bow.

Then Mrs. said that maybe some of us might like to dress up like dentists or police officers on Job Day.

"Yeah, only what if you don't like drunk guys or bloody teeth"? I asked.

Mrs. rolled her eyes way up at the ceiling. Then she walked Officer Mike and Dr. Smiley out into the hall.

That's when room Nine started buzzing very loud.

Buzzing is what you do when your teacher leaves the room.

"I'm going to dress up like an actress on Job Day," said a girl named Emily.

"I'm going to dress up like a princess," said my bestest friend Lucille that I hate.

I did a giggle. "I'm going to dress up like a bullfighter!" I said.

Then I ran speedy fast around the room. And I butted that mean Jim in the stomach with my head.

And guess what?

I didn't even get caught!

That's what!

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  • Posted July 18, 2011

    One of my favorite series!

    Junie B. Jones is hilarious! I recommend getting all the books. Young and old can enjoy! Great job Barbara Parks!!

    6 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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    This book is very good book!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 23, 2011

    Greatest book in da word

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  • Posted May 17, 2011

    I loved this book!

    I loved this book it is an excellant book! I would reccomend this book to a friend because I think it was a great book!

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 15, 2012

    I like it.

    Ihave not read it yet but i think it will be good & funny.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 18, 2011

    I think it could have less bad words but othet then that it was

    good!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 29, 2010

    awesome

    Junie B. Jones is a Graduation Girl is funny enough to make adults laugh aloud! I love this book.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 23, 2010

    My five year old granddaughter loved this book

    I bought this book for my five year old granddaughter and she absolutely loved it. I read it to her in one sitting. I kept asking her if she was tired of listening to it, and she kept wanting me to go on reading. That is unusual for her.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 4, 2003

    I Love This book

    My favorite character in this book is Junie B. Jones because whe is funny, silly, and loving. I like how she always talks out. I am glad I am not just like.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 15, 2000

    that book is the BEST.

    I GOT THAT BOOK FOR A B-DAY PRESENT. WHEN I FIRST READ IT, I COULD NOT PUT IT DOWN!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 16, 2012

    Good book.

    Ther isn' t one junie.b jones book that I hav'nt read yet! That's how much i lovve junie. B jones series. Oh! and the book was ok...... bye!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 21, 2012

    Need more pages

    Need more pages for the Sample

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    Posted March 5, 2012

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    Posted March 2, 2012

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 21, 2012

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    Wana be friends ? i love this book



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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 25, 2011

    mah

    it's not that bad could be better though

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    Posted April 4, 2011

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    cool ya it was cool

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  • Posted November 27, 2009

    Junie B. Jones and her Big Fat Mouth

    Sometimes life is like P.U. Junie B.'s havin a rough week. First she got punishment for shooting off her mouth in kindergarten. And how she's in big trouble again! 'Cause Monday is job day, and Junie B. told her class that she's got the bestest job of all. Only, what the heck is it?

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  • Posted August 22, 2009

    I loved it !!!

    I was super excited to read this. I love Junie B Jones !!! I really like her books because they are so funny and keep my attention while I'm reading.

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  • Posted August 10, 2009

    Great Series

    Great series for girls - I thank the person often that told me to purchase this series for our granddaughter. Our granddaughter enjoys the funny parts of these books - not all serious & learning - humor as well.

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