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Overview

"I'm the bestest winner in the world!"

It's Carnival Night, and Lucille has already won a box of fluffy cupcakes with sprinkles on them. But when Junie B. wins the Cake Walk, she chooses the bestest cake of all -- the one wrapped in sparkly aluminum foil. How was she to know it was a lethal weapon?  

Junie, a spunky, sometimes exasperating, kindergartener, looks forward to winning lots of prizes at the school carnival, but a fruit cake was not exactly what she had in mind.

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780679866947
  • Publisher: Random House Children's Books
  • Publication date: 9/28/1995
  • Pages: 71
  • Sales rank: 66,810
  • Age range: 6 - 9 Years
  • Lexile: 400L (what's this?)
  • Series: Junie B. Jones Series , #5
  • Product dimensions: 5.34 (w) x 7.65 (h) x 0.27 (d)

Meet the Author

Barbara Park
Barbara Park
Barbara Park is one of today's funniest, most popular writers for middle grade readers. Her novels, which include Skinnybones,  Mick Harte was Here, Maxie, Rosie, and Earl-Partners in Grime, Rosie Swanson: Fourth-Grade Geek for President, and The Graduation of Jake Moon have won just about every award given by children. She is also the author of the hilarious and bestselling Junie B. Jones chapter books. Recent books about Junie include Junie B., First Grader (at last!)  and Junie B., First Grader: Boss of Lunch.

Ms. Park earned a B.S. degree in education at the University of Alabama. She lives in Arizona with her husband and has two grown sons.
    1. Hometown:
      Scottsdale, Arizona
    1. Date of Birth:
      April 21, 1947
    2. Place of Birth:
      Mt. Holly, New Jersey
    1. Education:
      B.S., University of Alabama, 1969
    2. Website:

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Chapter 4: Very Practicing

After school, I runned all the way home from my bus stop. That's because Grandma Miller baby-sits me in the afternoon. And I wanted to tell her all about Carnival Night!

"HEY GRANDMA MILLER! IT'S ME! IT'S JUNIE B. JONES! YOUR GRANDGIRL! I'VE GOT SOME IMPORTANT NEWS FOR YOU! THERE'S GONNA BE A CARNIVAL AT MY SCHOOL! AND I CAN WIN A HUNDRED PRIZES AT THAT THING!"

Grandma Miller hurried out of baby Ollie's room. She looked grumpity at me.

"Shh! Junie B! Not so loud! I just put the baby down for his nap!"

My shoulders got very slumping.

"Yeah, only I'm excited down here, Helen," I said.

Then Grandma smiled a little bit.

And she hugged me hello.

And she said not to call her Helen.

"Yeah, only I didn't even tell you the bestest part yet!" I said. "'Cause Mrs. read me the kind of games they're going to play. And so now I can practice them at home. And I will be the bestest game winner of anyone!"

I hurried to the laundry room to get the clothespins.

"They're gonna have a game where you drop clothespins in a bottle!" I hollered to Grandma. "Except for I can't find a bottle in this whole big laundry room. So I'm just gonna drop my clothespins in a bucket. 'Cause that will give me the feel of it, I think!"

I got the bucket away from the mop. Then I dropped all of my clothespins right in that thing.

"Hey, Grandma! I did it! I did it! I dropped every single clothespin in this big bucket. And I didn't even miss one of them! I am a breeze at this game!"

I ran back to her. "Now I need some pennies to practice the Penny Toss," I said.

And so Grandma Miller gave me all her pennies. And I ran back and threw those guys in the bucket, too!

And here's another fun thing! When Mother came home from work, she showed me how to putt with a real actual golf club!

Only no golf balls in the house. So I just putted a grapefruit. And also a dinner roll.

And guess what? That night at dinner I didn't even growl about sitting on the telephone book. 'Cause everything was going my way, that's why!

After we ate, Mother and Daddy cleaned up the dishes together.

They weren't even paying attention to me.

That's how come I sneaked into the bathroom to practice another game.

Its name is Throwing Sponges at Principal!

First, I got the sponge from under the sink.

Then I made it soaky wet with water.

"Ready...

"Aim...

"Fire!" I said.

Then I throwed the sponge with all my might.

It splashed right in the middle of the toilet pot!

"BULL'S-EYE! I MADE A BULL'S-EYE!" I hollered real excited.

Only just then, I heard a knock at the door.

"Junie B.? What are you doing in there? Open the door."

Oh no!

It was Mother!

I was in big trouble, I think.

My heart got very pumping. On account of I'm not actually allowed to play in the toilet.

So I quick flushed the sponge down the pot.

Only too bad for me. 'Cause that dumb thing got stucked in the hole.

And the water kept on getting higher.

And higher.

And then it runned right over the top!

Mother banged harder.

"I SAID OPEN THE DOOR!"

I did a gulp.

"Yeah, only it's a little bit splashy in here right now," I explained kind of quiet.

Mother unlocked the door with the key.

I smiled very pleasant.

"Hello. How are you today?" I said.

Mother hollered the name of ROBERT!

Robert is my daddy. Except for sometimes he is Bob.

He came running in there.

"Well, good night, folks," I said.

Then I tried to sneak out of there. But Mother held on to my shirt. And so even when I kept on walking, I kept on staying.

She made me help her and Daddy dry up the water with towels.

After that, I had to take a bath. Only I don't know why. 'Cause I was already wet from the toilet.

After my bath, Mother tucked me into bed. Me and her had a little talk.

"Look, Junie B., Daddy and I know you're excited about the carnival," she said. "And we also know you're having fun practicing the games. But you're worrying too much about winning. Nobody can win all of the time.

"Right?" she said.

"Right," I said.

"And besides, the fun of a school carnival isn't whether you win or lose. The fun of a school carnival is just playing the games in the first place.

"Right?" she said.

"Right," I said.
"So we'll go to Carnival Night on Friday. And we'll have a great time. And we won't worry if we don't win any prizes at all.

"Right?" she said.

"Right," I said.

Mother kissed me goodnight. "See you in the morning," she said.

"Right," I said.

After she closed my door, I waited for her feet to walk away. Then I quick took out my flashlight from under my pillow.

I shined it all around my room.

First, I shined it on my dresser.

Then I shined it on my toy box.

Then I shined it on the brand new bookshelf Daddy made me.

I smiled and smiled.
That's where I'm going to put them," I whispered to just myself.

"That is where I'm going to put my hundred prizes."

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 28, 2011

    LOL

    Lol haha this book is funny :)

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 25, 2012

    Funniest book i ever read

    I am a 36 year old mom and i laughed so hard i cried reading this book to my daughter!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 16, 2012

    This is such an awesome book

    Amazing and hilarious book .
    Defenitly recomend this book .

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 5, 2012

    100%

    It is sow good I LOVE it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 19, 2012

    March 20,2012

    Omg,i love every single book of junie b. It was my favorite book since i was a little girl and it's still my favorite . Mrs.parks did a good job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!love it!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 9, 2012

    Awesome

    I love junie b jones books barbera park sure did a good job

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 31, 2012

    Mmmmmmmm

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 12, 2012

    Justin Thyme

    She has a weird name like me! My name sounds like just in time

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 25, 2011

    junie b jones

    Funny

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 6, 2011

    Halarious

    Lol fuuuuuuunnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy

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  • Posted October 21, 2011

    Its so funny

    Its so funny. Its creatof. Its cool.I love it. : p

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 16, 2011

    Best book ever

    I loved it but i would'nt like the fruitcake. Hehe

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  • Posted July 7, 2011

    Awesome

    Ihave read these books really my hole life i rememberwhen my mom red them to me and i always said read more mommy like i still do it today yay barbra parks she did it again

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 13, 2011

    i like this

    haha

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 5, 2011

    stinker

    junie pee jones

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 27, 2011

    one of my favorite Junie B books

    I liked this book because it was really funny when she found out that it wasen't really fruit

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  • Posted April 8, 2011

    poop

    bad book

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted November 27, 2009

    Junie B. Jones and the Yucky Blucky Fruitcake

    "I'm the bestest winner in the world!" It's Carnival Night, and Lucille has already won a box of fluffy cupcakes with sprinkle on them. But when Junie B. wins the Cake Walk, she chooses the bestest cake of all- the one wrapped in sparkly aluminum foil. How was she supposed to know that it was a leathal weapon?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 12, 2009

    Junie B.

    This was the first of the Junie B books that I read to my daughter. She really enjoyed it and would ask me to read more. She is autistic and has limited words but was motivated enough to say "read mommy" and give me the book.

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  • Posted March 30, 2009

    Jinie .B. Jones and the Yucky Blucky Fruit Cake

    Junie .B. Jones, a fourteen year old teenager, gets very mad with the way things are going at her home. Her dad and mom have to work all the time which means she has to stay home with her grandfather. Madison, a stuck up girl at Judy's school, thinks she can play games way better than Judy can anytime. So Judy and her play this game called a cake walk. Judy won a cake and Madison didn't. Judy obviously is trying to show Madison that everyone is equal and she is no better. I think this story is a fiction story that kids of any age should be able to read. It's a very interesting story. You should read it sometime, it sure will entertain you.

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