Justin Bieber: The Totally Twisted Parodies [NOOK Book]

Overview

Justin Bieber was a popular teen pop-star back in the early 21st Century. His lyrics were kind of simple and repetitive (did we mention monosyllabic?), but he had a nice, sincere voice up in the girly register. And he employed either backup singers or an echo chamber, sometimes even rapsters. His alter ego, Bustin' Biever, and one twisted editor, Yan Alkovic, have transformed his song lyrics by substituting the words he should have written, along with the topics he should have chosen and two dashes of cayenne ...
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Overview

Justin Bieber was a popular teen pop-star back in the early 21st Century. His lyrics were kind of simple and repetitive (did we mention monosyllabic?), but he had a nice, sincere voice up in the girly register. And he employed either backup singers or an echo chamber, sometimes even rapsters. His alter ego, Bustin' Biever, and one twisted editor, Yan Alkovic, have transformed his song lyrics by substituting the words he should have written, along with the topics he should have chosen and two dashes of cayenne pepper. No punctuation has been harmed (or even consulted) in the making of this parody.

CONTENTS:

BRAY (Song of a Jackass Identity Crisis)
- Twisted Version of "PRAY"

COMMON CONTAMINATOR (Song of Chemical Pollutants)
- Twisted Version of "COMMON DENOMINATOR"

CORNS CAN BE SOME BOTHER (Song of Foot Pain)
- Twisted Version of "BORN TO BE SOMEBODY"

DENVER STAYS DENVER (Song of the Mile-High City)
- Twisted Version of "NEVER SAY NEVER"

DIGGER (Song of Gravediggers)
- Twisted Version of "BIGGER"

DOWN TO DEARTH (Song of Bankruptcy)
- Twisted Version of "DOWN TO EARTH"

EAT LINGUINI (Song of Italian Cuisine)
- Twisted Version of "EENIE MEENIE"

FAVORED GRILL (Song of a Kitchen Appliance that Fried St. Mary on a Grilled Cheese Sandwich)
- Twisted Version of "FAVORITE GIRL"

HARD QUAKE (Song of the Big One)
- Twisted Version of "HEARTACHE"

LETTUCE NEVER GROWS (Song of Bad Gardening)
- Twisted Version of "NEVER LET YOU GO"

ONE DIME (Song of Micro-Finance)
- Twisted Version of "ONE TIME"

ONE STRESSED BONY GIRL (Song of Anorexia)
- Twisted Version of "ONE LESS LONELY GIRL"

OPRAH'S BORED (Song of Talk Show Hosting)
- Twisted Version of "OVERBOARD"

PASTRY (Song of Sweet Carbs)
- Twisted Version of "BABY"

PUP (Song of a Young Dog)
- Twisted Version of "UP"

RUNWAY I LOVE (Song of a Fashion Model)
- Twisted Version of "RUNAWAY LOVE"

SNUB ME (Song of Someone Who Wants Out)
- Twisted Version of "LOVE ME"

SOME LOBBY TO BUFF (Prospective Janitor's Song)
- Twisted Version of "SOMEBODY TO LOVE"

STUCK IN THE MOVEMENT (Song of Constipation)
- Twisted Version of "STUCK IN THE MOMENT"

SWISS CARTEL (Song of Drug Money Laundering)
- Twisted Version of "KISS AND TELL"

THAT COULD BE FREE (Song of Grocery Shopping Coupons)
- Twisted Version of "THAT SHOULD BE ME"

USED BILE (Song of Liver Transplants)
- Twisted Version of "U SMILE"

WORST ANTS (Song of a Ruined Picnic)
- Twisted Version of "FIRST DANCE"

Note: Twisted Parody Lyrics are published under the "fair use" clause of U.S. copyright law as parodies of a transformative nature that are not merely derivative. They present no competitive danger to the sales of the original work, which they creatively transform.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940012476364
  • Publisher: Hackentosh Media
  • Publication date: 5/19/2011
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 1,379,948
  • File size: 174 KB

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 25, 2012

    Irrelevant.

    This wasnt worth publishing, it's completly bashing Justin. Message to the author; Go sit with Drake Bell in the irrelevant corner. (:

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 2, 2012

    IF YOU HATE JUSTIN BIEBER! WHY?

    Because,he makes people smile?
    Because,he fallowed his dreams?
    Because,he teaches people to fallow theirs?
    Because,he worked hard at a young age?
    Because,he is good looking?
    Because,he has talent?
    Because,millions adore him?
    Because,he donated $3,000,000 to haiti?
    Because,he donated $7,000,000 to japan?
    Because, he donated $100,000 to a school of poor,homeless kids?
    Because,he helped boost organ donor registraitions?
    Because,the profits from his #1 fragrance went to charities?
    Because,half of profits from his christmus album went to charity?
    Because,he made a 6year old with brain cancers dream come true?
    Because,of the believe charity drive?
    Because,he's involved with over 20 charities?
    Or do you hate him because you want to be "cool"? You dont have to be a BELIEBER,but at least Respect the fact that Justin is a good person and helps so manny out there!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 15, 2012

    Why??????

    Why do people make books like this? It wont make you popular? It will just make people MAD at you instead.
    If you have nothin nice to say, Dont say it at all.
    Did'nt your parents teach you that? Come on. Your just wasting your time writing thid book. I mean.......what if somebody did this to you? How would you feel? Answer: Terrible, Sad, Not Loved, Bullied?
    COME ON PEOPLE YOU CAN DO BETTER!!!!!!!!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 19, 2012

    HEY THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS BOOK READ NOW!

    LEAVE .....JUSTIN.....The Hell ALONE!!!!!!

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 19, 2012

    Funny

    I am a big fan of al yankovic and these are hilarious but the teeniest bit mean poor justin

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 13, 2012

    Not funny

    Very rude , Justin has worked hard to get where he is at stop hating on him. You must have no life to be making a parody book about justin bieber, nice dude, congragulations. You have achieved so much and your so funny...

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 23, 2012

    G

    He looks better on the cover then in real life...














    No really...

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 22, 2012

    Poop

    This book must be hurtful to justin. Hey u peeps i no how to spell future this is how
    Fu ture

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 5, 2012

    HAHAHAHA JB SUCKS ASS!!

    This is soooooooo funny if ur like me and think that he does in fact suck ass then read this book

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 12, 2012

    ........

    Who the hellis trying to pretend tobejustin bieber god get a life u idiot and btw the book is funny.stop trying to defend someone who doesnt care about this book. Lets be honest if u were really a big jbfan u would know that this kind of thing wont bring him downplus the writer has to have permisson from him in order to write it so he wont get sued so just shut up and stop hatin on tue poor dudes book i dont care ho mean u think it is just learn to laugh.a little!!!!

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 8, 2012

    Oh come on people!

    Even if jb was aware of the exsistence of this book i doubt he would be offended! He strikes me as the kind of person who might get a laughs out of it!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 22, 2012

    ?

    Ok. I have not bought the book because I think it is gonna be a rude book so don't buy it if you like JB.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 7, 2011

    Sick

    This is sick, and NOT in a good way!!!!! That is blasphemy to Bieber and to God and to all his good songs. I' m nit even going to write my name cause I wouldn' t want my family to know I lowered myself to even writing this! I hope Bieber didn' t write this cause if he did I' ll hate him! And HOW DARE YOU even THINK to put down Pray, Justin' s most meaningful song yet!!!!!! I am NOT going to read this ever and I know not to say never cause I know what ya' ll would say. I would give this minus 600 stars but I have to giveone or they won' t let me write this. Ya' ll better say your prayers cause I hope ya' ll realize what your doin' is SICK!!!!!! And NOT in a good way!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 27, 2011

    Real justin............

    When are you goin to be in ohio.??????????????????????????????????????????????

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 17, 2011

    That hilarious!!!!

    Haha;) justin bieber is a cuuutttiiieeee! Luv u bieber:)

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 23, 2011

    I dont love jb but...

    He is ok and if i met the auothr of thr book i would tell him it isint nice to be mean to people even they are famuos.

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 8, 2011

    ...

    Guys. I think it could be funny if you just quit complaining about how it insults him. And stop screaming at the poor giy who wrote the first review. If you care that much about a singer whose popularity won't last when his voice changes, so be it, but don't yell at people who have a sense of humor.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 4, 2014

    I no his #

    It's 714-808-7103 I Promise it works!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 27, 2014

    Okay so justin bieber has made alot of mistakes..

    ....but he's also done some great things....he's human...he makes mistajes just like every1 of us...u can't expect him to be flawless...n he's not gay...stop saying it. U ppl obviousley dk what the word means. Look it up dumb@$$. Stop hating on him when all he's doing is just living his dream. ... ...he's not a bad person... :( .. but think what u want. Ur words will just make him stronger...don't u realize what ur saying is hurtful.? If u were in his shoes ik for a fact ud be really hurt. ...n idgf if u cre or don't care about him or his beliebers or what I'm saying.. but u don't have to like justin bieber.... but at least RESPECT that other.ppl do....

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 28, 2013

    JIQWESHA MORANT

    This book means nothin it has no meaning i love you for ever justin your alsome belieber for ever

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