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Keep Chewing Till It Stops Kicking: Finding Your Inner Caveman
     

Keep Chewing Till It Stops Kicking: Finding Your Inner Caveman

by Steve H. Graham, Chris Muir (Illustrator)
 

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Yo, this is Hal the Caveman coming at you. I lived 5 million years ago in what's now known as Chicken Bend, Arkansas. As a hobby, I drew pictures on the walls of my cave, showing what life was like back in the day. Then some egghead spotted my artwork and found a way to translate it into modern English.

Thrill as I describe how dinosaurs used my relatives as throw

Overview

Yo, this is Hal the Caveman coming at you. I lived 5 million years ago in what's now known as Chicken Bend, Arkansas. As a hobby, I drew pictures on the walls of my cave, showing what life was like back in the day. Then some egghead spotted my artwork and found a way to translate it into modern English.

Thrill as I describe how dinosaurs used my relatives as throw pillows! Read with awe as I reveal the importance of not ending up as part of a velociraptor turd! Share the joy as I relate how we accidentally invented the missionary position when Tamuk tripped over a tree root and fell on top of his cousin, Twin Moons.

See how caveman really felt about—
• Family Life— "Kids and food.it's important to know the difference."
• Clothing— "Sometimes back hair just isn't enough."
• Fighting— "Like rugby with spears."

And for all you aspiring Fred Flinstones, I'll be offering up some modern-day wisdom, like redoing your apartment, Miocene-era style, and hosting your own caveman-themed barbeques and weekend retreats.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780806529387
Publisher:
Kensington
Publication date:
10/01/2007
Pages:
176
Product dimensions:
5.60(w) x 8.22(h) x 0.48(d)

Meet the Author

Steve Graham, a former attorney, is the author of The Good, the Spam, and the Ugly, as well as the upcoming Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man: The World's Unhealthiest Cookbook. He lives in Miami.

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