Kid Dictionary: Hilarious Words to Describe the Indescribable Things Kids Do [NOOK Book]

Overview

Wishjack: (WISH—jak) v: To blow out the candles on another child's birthday cake.

Been a kid? Have a kid? Know a kid? Been left utterly speechless by the wit, wisdom, grossness, and hilarity that accompanies children wherever they go?

The Kid Dictionary has the ingenious and hilarious words you need to describe the indescribable: life with kids. Humorous, insightful, and unique, it's perfect for anyone with ...

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Kid Dictionary: Hilarious Words to Describe the Indescribable Things Kids Do

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Overview

Wishjack: (WISH—jak) v: To blow out the candles on another child's birthday cake.

Been a kid? Have a kid? Know a kid? Been left utterly speechless by the wit, wisdom, grossness, and hilarity that accompanies children wherever they go?

The Kid Dictionary has the ingenious and hilarious words you need to describe the indescribable: life with kids. Humorous, insightful, and unique, it's perfect for anyone with kids even remotely in their life — from expectant parents to grandparents to aunts and uncles.

Finally, the pitch-perfect "why didn't I think of that?" words you've always needed!

Brofitti: (broh-FEE-tee) v: The act of scribbling with permanent marker on the face of a younger sibling.

Clandesdine: (klan-DES-dyne) v: To hide from one's child while eating a cookie so he doesn't ask for one too.

Eric Ruhalter works in television in NYC, making commercials about movies. At night, he comes home to his wife Kara and their three rambunctious children. There, he's able to step inside of himself to write down the unique and unusual observations that inspire him. He also enjoys editing video, pimping his work via social media, surfing, Frisbee, and ping pong. He studied economics at Dickinson College where he learned that he's not the least bit interested in the theories of economics. So rather than study, he spent most of his time writing.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781402264665
  • Publisher: Sourcebooks, Incorporated
  • Publication date: 3/1/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 224
  • Sales rank: 880,189
  • File size: 4 MB

Meet the Author

Eric Ruhalter works in television in NYC, making commercials about movies. At night, he comes home to his wife Kara and their three rambunctious children. There, he's able to step inside of himself to write down the unique and unusual observations that inspire him. He also enjoys editing video, pimping his work via social media, surfing, Frisbee, and ping pong. He studied economics at Dickinson College where he learned that he's not the least bit interested in the theories of economics. So rather than study, he spent most of his time writing.
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FEELABUSTER: (FEEHL-uh-buhs-tur) v : To pat down your toddler before she leaves a play date at someone else’s house to make sure she isn’t stealing any toys.

Newton’s EXCEPTION: (NOO-tuhn’s ek-SEPT-shun) n :The explanation to one’s child that a helium balloon lost outside is never coming back.

DETASTE: (dee-TAYST) v : To harbor a deep hatred and disgust for a food you have never tried.

ERADICRAP: (ee-RA-di-crap) v : To purge your playroom of old toys when your kids aren’t around to protest.

“FULLISH”: (FUHL-ish) adj : Too full to eat more carrots, yet fully prepared to consume an ice-cream sundae.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 25, 2013

    LOL!!!

    LOL!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 8, 2013

    Awsem

    Really funny:)

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 25, 2012

    Donot get the free sample

    Dont get the free sample it doesnt got any definitions on it
    Just the copywrite stuff

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 22, 2012

    Kids dictionary

    This dictonary sucks!

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 3, 2012

    The kid dictionary is an awesome must read. I thank Eric Ruhalte

    The kid dictionary is an awesome must read. I thank Eric Ruhalter for sharing his words to describe kids with other parents and the world. Using humor to get past the challenges of parenting is one of the best anecdote, because at times we don't have a choice but to move along and smile about the things they say and do.

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 6, 2013

    Badest book

    What is it about

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 6, 2012

    Finally, Words to describe the crazy stuff kids do. Get this for

    Finally, Words to describe the crazy stuff kids do. Get this for Christmas for a parent. So SO SO funny and true. 

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 10, 2012

    Free sample sucks

    Dont get the free sample! I got it because i didnt trust the comment below but trust us the sammple only got 5 pages and its only copwrite! No definitions !

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 30, 2012

    BookLover

    I havent read this yet but hope to- it sounds hilarious

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted May 21, 2012

    Highly Recommended- Lot's of Laughs

    A must have for parents!. You’ll see that you are not alone parenting and now you’ll have a words to express those crazy situations and responses from your children. Every busy parent can find a few minutes with this book for a good laugh

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