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Kids' Funniest Knock-Knocks

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It's a zoo, it's a circus, it's a party, it's a big parade of knock-knock jokes! (Knock-Knock. Who's there? Abner. Abner who? Abner cadabra) (Knock-Knock. Who's there? Digital. Digital who? Digital anyone I was coming?) Hundreds more yuks and groaners play with songs, food, animals, and most of all, names. There's great fun ahead, if your ...
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It's a zoo, it's a circus, it's a party, it's a big parade of knock-knock jokes! (Knock-Knock. Who's there? Abner. Abner who? Abner cadabra) (Knock-Knock. Who's there? Digital. Digital who? Digital anyone I was coming?) Hundreds more yuks and groaners play with songs, food, animals, and most of all, names. There's great fun ahead, if your name is...
Carlos. Carlos who? Carlos its fender.
Hannah. Hannah who? Hannah partridge in a pear tree.
Misha. Misha who? Misha since you've been away.
Sinbad. Sinbad who? Sinbad and you'll never go to heaven.
Don't knock it till you've tried it!

Author Biography: The author lives in Union City, NJ.

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Children's Literature
This innovative knock-knock book starts with A and ends with Z. The index tells the reader where to find a joke commencing with a particular letter. There are over 104 knock-knock jokes, more than enough to appeal to almost every reader. Most of the jokes should be read aloud to assure comprehension. Also necessary is a prior knowledge of clichés, movies, commercials and the like. Example—"Knock-knock," "Who's there?" "Hallways," "Hallways who?" "Hallways a bridesmaid, never the bride." If the punch line has been heard in a different context, the joke is easier to understand. The vocabulary may be difficult for a middle school student reading below grade level. The black-and-white sketches are humorous and just right for this knock-knock book. Although readers may not understand a joke immediately, it can be a good way to introduce various figures of speech. 200l, Sterling, $14.95 and $5.95. Ages 12 up. Reviewer:Jennie Jennings DeGenaro
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780806958828
  • Publisher: Sterling
  • Publication date: 12/28/2001
  • Series: Rattle Bear Bks.
  • Pages: 96
  • Sales rank: 449,291
  • Age range: 6 - 9 Years

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The author lives in Union City, NJ.
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