Kids' Quickest Comebacks

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So what if science class is so dull that it causes students to zone out? There's no need to apologize to the teacher who asks, "Why are you always daydreaming?" Just say: "I'm trying to come up with a formula to make homework disappear." Maybe Mom has a problem with your behavior, and she wants to know, "Where are your manners?" With a straight face, just respond: "Hmm...I love a good mystery, don't you?" You will never have to think, "Wish I'd said that!" again.
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Overview

So what if science class is so dull that it causes students to zone out? There's no need to apologize to the teacher who asks, "Why are you always daydreaming?" Just say: "I'm trying to come up with a formula to make homework disappear." Maybe Mom has a problem with your behavior, and she wants to know, "Where are your manners?" With a straight face, just respond: "Hmm...I love a good mystery, don't you?" You will never have to think, "Wish I'd said that!" again.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781402778513
  • Publisher: Sterling
  • Publication date: 11/2/2010
  • Edition description: Reissue
  • Pages: 96
  • Sales rank: 759,446
  • Age range: 6 - 9 Years
  • Product dimensions: 5.30 (w) x 8.20 (h) x 0.30 (d)

Table of Contents

Be a Comeback Kid! 5
1. Let's Not Get Personal! 7
2. Snappy Snippy Replies 17
3. It's Quipping Time! 27
4. Wish I'd Said That! 35
5. School Foolery 45
6. Banter Up! 57
7. Outrageous Contagious Wisecracks 69
8. Retorting for Duty! 81
About the Authors and the Illustrator 94
Index 95
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