Kill Me Now!: A Middle Aged Man's Maneuvers Through the Frontlines of the Dating Battlefield

Kill Me Now!: A Middle Aged Man's Maneuvers Through the Frontlines of the Dating Battlefield

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by Lawrence Fisher
     
 

Kill Me Now! is about Lawrence, a man in his late 40s dodging bullets deep in the dating battlefield while searching for the ONE.

In Kill Me Now! Lawrence tries to decode the signals of his enigmatic opponent, often resulting in his hasty retreat. Why is she resting her head on her hand? Is she bored? Or is she interested? He finds himself in many humorous

Overview

Kill Me Now! is about Lawrence, a man in his late 40s dodging bullets deep in the dating battlefield while searching for the ONE.

In Kill Me Now! Lawrence tries to decode the signals of his enigmatic opponent, often resulting in his hasty retreat. Why is she resting her head on her hand? Is she bored? Or is she interested? He finds himself in many humorous situations where he has no idea what he is doing and no idea how to maneuver through the skirmish.

Trapped in the epicenter of the courting conflict, the motivating thought that sustains him is his strong belief that somewhere out there, she awaits.

Join Lawrence as he painfully stumbles through the mating minefield in search for his SOULMATE while silently wishing that he was elsewhere.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781475141719
Publisher:
CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date:
05/29/2012
Pages:
146
Product dimensions:
6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.31(d)

Meet the Author

Lawrence has been out on countless dates in search of his soulmate. Like most people he has found himself in many strange situations. However, he found that he could see the humor in each situation. Lawrence is a single guy in his late 40s. He has worked in computers and education for about 25 years and also holds a personal fitness trainer certification. He currently lives near Tel Aviv, Israel. Lawrence Fisher spends his days writing software tutorials and his nights in the endless search for the ONE.

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Kill Me Now!: A Middle Aged Man's Maneuvers Through the Frontlines of the Dating Battlefield 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
Gina04 More than 1 year ago
This book reminded me of the horror's and good times I had when I was divorced from my 1st husband and started dating again. I found myself laughing out loud or shaking my head saying "Oh My God!!! That so happened to me too!!" I think this book is a good read and nice break from what I usually read.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is full of stories that so many of us can relate to. I found myself laughing, shrieking, running away in horror. It was GREAT! And the illustrations are a laugh riot. This incredibly entertaining book is written in a very real-life way; as such, it pulls you right into every story. I felt bad when the women were mean. I laughed when the situations were just insane. I was happy when the story seemed to be going well and full of love. Ultimately, the book gives the single man hope, which is something we all need more of. Great, entertaining read. Go buy this and enjoy the misery/laughter/craziness of another single man in the ever-fascinating world of Singledom!