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Overview

The New York Times bestseller

A fetching Broadway actress has a pout to die for, a past to hide from- and Stone Barrington on her case...
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Overview

The New York Times bestseller

A fetching Broadway actress has a pout to die for, a past to hide from- and Stone Barrington on her case...

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly
At the start of bestseller Woods's entertaining 17th Stone Barrington novel (after Loitering with Intent), the handsome New York lawyer smoothly picks up Carrie Cox, an aspiring actress who's recently moved from Georgia to New York City, at Elaine's, his favorite Manhattan restaurant. As usual, every beautiful woman Barrington encounters pursues him, including Carrie, art gallery assistant Rita Gammage, U.S. attorney Tiffany Baldwin, and mentally unstable Dolce Bianci, to whom he was once briefly married. In spite of all the female attentions, Barrington manages to shield Carrie from her ex-husband, protect young heiress Hildy Parsons from a con artist/drug dealer, and plot to take down Ponzi scammer Sig Larsen. Too crafty to let Barrington sail unscathed through encounters with women or criminals, Woods devises plenty of snarls to provoke laughs and keep the action interesting in a series that excels at playing out male fantasies. (Jan.)
From The Critics
Manhattan attorney Stone Barrington (Loitering with Intent, 2009, etc.) gets dragged back onto the police force to close the books on his 17th case. Stone prides his ability to turn on a dime. When Georgia peach Carrie Cox walks into Elaine's, he wastes not a moment in introducing himself and inviting her to the table he shares with former NYPD partner Dino Bacchetti. Learning that she's an actress turned lip model who's just fended off a seriously crude casting-couch come-on, he offers his professional services, and in a flash Carrie has followed Stone home, made peace with the offender and been cast in the starring role. She's apparently headed for happily-ever-after until ex-husband Max Long attacks her. Stone quickly gets an injunction against Max and provides bodyguards to keep him at arm's length. That plotline peters out, replaced by the far more prosaic dilemma of gallery owner Philip Parsons, who's worried about his wild child. Hildy, 24, is involved with Derek Sharpe, a sleazy, talentless painter who may also be dealing drugs. Indeed, Stone learns from his erstwhile father-in-law, mob boss Eduardo Bianci, that Sharpe is moving such large quantities of dope that his life is in considerable danger. Further danger to Hildy is posed by Sharpe's financial advisor, Sig Larsen, poised to snare her in a Ponzi scheme. Once Stone has been drafted into the force by eager-beaver Lt. Brian Doyle, who's determined to keep the lawyer under his personal control, neither dangers nor complications arise. You'd wonder why Stone thought it worth his while to be involved with the whole affair, if it weren't for the quality sex: with Carrie, with undercover cop Mitzi Reynolds, with Mitzi andParsons's gallery assistant Rita Gammage-but not, readers will be reassured to hear, with the client's daughter or with Larsen's willing "wife."Competent, routine work less notable for suspense or sleuthing chops than for what goes on, early, often and satisfyingly, between the sheets.

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781101159934
  • Publisher: Penguin Group (USA)
  • Publication date: 1/19/2010
  • Sold by: Penguin Group
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 400
  • Sales rank: 8,355
  • Series: Stone Barrington Series, #17
  • File size: 351 KB
  • Items ship to U.S, APO/FPO and U.S. Protectorate addresses.

Meet the Author

Stuart Woods
Stuart Woods
With several successful mystery series going at once -- the most popular featuring jet-setting cop-turned-lawyer Stone Barrington -- Stuart Woods more than manages to keep focused on a bestselling streak that shows no signs of slowing down.

Biography

Stuart Woods was born in 1938 in Manchester, Georgia. After graduating from college and enlisting in the Air National Guard, he moved to New York, where he worked in advertising for the better part of the 1960s. He spent three years in London working for various ad agencies, then moved to Ireland in 1973 to begin his writing career in earnest.

However, despite his best intentions, Woods got sidetracked in Ireland. He was nearly 100 pages into a novel when he discovered the seductive pleasures of sailing. "Everything went to hell," he quips on his web site "All I did was sail." He bought a boat, learned everything he could about celestial navigation, and competed in the Observer Singlehanded Transatlantic Race (OSTAR) in 1976, finishing respectably in the middle of the fleet. (Later, he took part in the infamous Fastnet Race of 1979, a yachting competition that ended tragically when a huge storm claimed the lives of 15 sailors and 4 observers. Woods and his crew emerged unharmed.)

Returning to the U.S., Woods wrote two nonfiction books: an account of his transatlantic sailing adventures (Blue Water, Green Skipper) and a travel guide he claims to have written on a whim. But the book that jump-started his career was the opus interruptus begun in Ireland. An absorbing multigenerational mystery set in a small southern town, Chiefs was published in 1981, went on to win an Edgar Award, and was subsequently turned into a television miniseries starring Charlton Heston.

An amazingly prolific author, Woods has gone on to pen dozens of compelling thrillers, juggling stand-alone novels with installments in four successful series. (His most popular protagonists are New York cop-turned-attorney Stone Barrington, introduced in 1991's New York Dead, and plucky Florida police chief Holly Barker, who debuted in 1998's Orchid Beach.) His pleasing mix of high-octane action, likable characters, and sly, subversive humor has made him a hit with readers -- who have returned the favor by propelling his books to the top of the bestseller lists.

Good To Know

Some fascinating facts about Stuart Woods:

His first job was in advertising at BBDO in New York, and his first assignment was to write ads for CBS-TV shows. He recalls: "They consisted of a drawing of the star and one line of exactly 127 characters, including spaces, and I had to write to that length. It taught me to be concise."

He flies his own airplane, a single-engine turboprop called a Jetprop, and tours the country every year in it, including book tours.

He's a partner in a 1929 motor yacht called Belle and spends two or three weeks a year aboard her.

In 1961-62, Woods spent 10 months in Germany with the National Guard at the height of the Berlin Wall Crisis.

In October and November of 1979, he skippered a friend's yacht back across the Atlantic, with a crew of six, calling at the Azores, Madeira, and the Canary Islands and finishing at Antigua in the Caribbean.

    1. Hometown:
      Key West, Florida; Mt. Desert, Maine; New York, New York
    1. Date of Birth:
      January 9, 1938
    2. Place of Birth:
      Manchester, Georgia
    1. Education:
      B.A., University of Georgia, 1959
    2. Website:
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  • Posted November 13, 2009

    more from this reviewer

    Stuart Woods provides another exhilarating Barrington tale

    Stone Barrington, of counsel at Woodman & Weld, is at Elaine's restaurant in Manhattan when he notices beautiful Carrie Cox who is in New York with dreams of becoming an actress. After she tells Stone about a great audition she had with a director who tried to rape her afterward so she threw his dinner onto his lap at a gala they both attended separately.

    Stone advises her how to handle the situation; she soon gets the part and a great agent. Stone and Carrie like each other's company, but he has to place his personal life on hold when Bill Eggers wants him to get Hildy Parsons out of trouble. Her father is a client at Woodman & Weld and knows his daughter is involved with a gigolo who anxiously waits for her trust fund to revert back to her control. Stone learns the con artist is also dealing drugs and partnered with Larsen who is managing a Ponzi scheme. They become Stone's problem when someone he cares about wants to bring them down. Making matters more dangerous is Carrie believes her former husband is trying to kill her; she needs protection that she wants only from Stone until they obtain proof of her assertion.

    Although Stone proves there are a zillion stories in New York even in one novel, Stuart Woods provides another exhilarating Barrington tale filled with serial sex, plenty of other action, and several fun investigations. After Key West (see Loitering with Intent), Stone vows divorce cases only, but he wonders how he got so involved in so many other matters though he knows the exhausting answer is women, women, and more women. Kisser is a fun lighthearted Stone Barrington thriller as the lawyer finds the mean streets of Manhattan as both welcoming and dangerous.

    Harriet Klausner

    7 out of 10 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 26, 2010

    Terrible

    This is the worst Stone Barrington book ever. I really enjoy the series but this one was awful. It was boring and slow moving. I usually don't mind Stone's sexual antics, but in this one he was shagging anything that stood still long enough. Terrible plot line and poor character development. Was Stuart Woods on a strict deadline ... this one was not up to par.

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted March 23, 2010

    This is one filthy rotten book!!!

    I was a Stuart Woods fan until I read this book. I was appalled by the filthy language and x-rated content in this book, and I would not recommend it to anyone. Stone Barrington needs to climb out of the gutter, clean up, or loose all your fans!!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted March 8, 2010

    This book is......

    I'm still reading Kisser. I'm waiting for it to get better. Maybe Stuart/Dino should go back to the Keys, those were fun reads. Sorry. I'm not going to finish reading this one.. It's going back to the library.....

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 27, 2010

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    HIGH LIVING

    Just another Stone Barrington book--more sex, less story.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 13, 2010

    Read an older Stone Barrington instead!

    I've read most of Stuart Woods' books and this is THE WORST. First, the editing was horrible, leaving an ending that made no sense. Stone is always falling into bed with some gorgeous woman or other, but this book read like a men's magazine fantasy forum. The storylines were also lacking in suspense: you knew how it was going to turn out from the beginning. If you have absolutely nothing else to read, go ahead, but if you have anything else to do, skip this one.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 14, 2010

    Always Entertaining Fast-Paced Read

    Stone Barrington is at it again, but this time with a lot more sexual escapades. Right off the bat, Stone meets a rising Broadway starlet and immediately makes his conquest by offering to protect this damsal in distress, or is she? While working for Woodman and Weld, Stone meets more women and the fun begins. The villians are a crazy ex-husband, a Broadway producer, an Art Gallery Owner and his daughter, a wanna-be Picaso and a Bernie Madoff type investment scam. Dino, as usual, has his back. Eduardo and family resurface. The police department needs Stone's help. When he gets a temporary badge, he isn't very happy. With his retirement at stake, and a stalker on his street, you will enjoy the ride to see how it all turns out. Mr. Woods characters are at their best, eating, drinking, and well....you know.........

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 30, 2010

    What has happened to Mr. Woods?

    I have read most of Mr. Woods' books and have enjoyed the majority of these. However, "Kisser" is a waste of time. I quit reading on page 126 due to lack of interest and will not keep it in my library nor will I donate it to the library. I can appreciate the use of the f... and the s... bomb when it fits the characters and the realism of the story; but, to frequently and randomly toss them in where they do not fit is a silly attempt at shock value. The main character's,Stone Barrington's, inability to be introduced to any female without being in bed for wild sex before you reach the bottom of the page gets absurd as a recurring theme chapter after chapter. Mr. Woods, please re-read your earlier works and go back to what made you suscessful.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 28, 2010

    Stone's At It Again

    There is nothing terribly new in this latest in Wood's vast collection but,as always, it's well worth the read.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 23, 2010

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    Too much of the same

    A lot of repetition and too many trips to Elaines!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 23, 2010

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    Enjoyable, quick read

    Stone Barrington is back again with an exciting assignment involving several interlinked challenges.

    A very enjoyable quick read.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 22, 2010

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    Kisser is a big disappointment

    This book left me flat, the sex is ridiculous and boring after a time. I am no prude but this guy cannot be real. He never ever uses protection? No mention of it, just goes around doing anybody anytime. I usually enjoy the escape aspect of Woods' novels, but this one didn't even come close.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 21, 2010

    Better Than His Recents.

    As a long term reader and collector of Mr. Woods' writings, it is always fun to read his works. Recently he has become more "boiler plate" than original. It is almost easier to refer to former books for more of the same. However, "Kisser" is better. Since the author was "asked" to write three books a year rather than two, he has become too much of the same, but herein is a good read. "Hothouse" and "Kisser" show more sexual maturity and grit than his early works, I am sure there is some compatibility between his private life and his public writing. Whatever, "Kisser" is fun, fast and more enjoyable than last years' works. Keep it up and though I enjoy his books, I think two is better than three a year.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 20, 2010

    Reads like a trashy romance novel

    The basic story and characters were good, but it reads too much like a trashy romance novel, to the point of absurdity. This is not Stone Barrington at his best.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 8, 2010

    Don't waste your money.

    I think Stuart Woods is a great author but........this book is not good. To much detail on Stone's sex life. I was looking forward to a good mystery but all I got was a lot of pron.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 4, 2010

    Where is the plot!!

    I have read all the Stone Barrington books by Stuart Woods and while not heavy reading they were all good. There was so much gratutious sex in the KISSER it was hard to find the plot. I am not a prude by any means and I know Stone likes his sex but come on! Let's hope Lucid Intervals coming out in April has a better plot

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 30, 2011

    A great mix of mystery and adult themes

    Great reading

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  • Posted May 25, 2011

    Terrible!

    This book wad bad to the extreme its gross!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 30, 2011

    Discusting

    This book is not fit for anyone to read I want it out of my library I will not fiinish reading Shame on the author I have read several Stone Barrington books This will be the last!

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  • Posted January 20, 2011

    KISSER

    For fans of Stuart Woods books you will continue to love them with this latest entry. New fans will find an author who truly understands the term "fast paced". "Kisser" is the 17th book in the popular Stone Barrington series and this one is just as exciting and fun as the others. The reasong why I like Woods' novels are simple: fun, fast and furious are the words I use. His books are not high literature, but breathless beach reads for any day of the week or weekend. "Kisser" was the first one I had read in quite awhile and I easily fell into his writing rhythm. Great read!

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