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Kniga sutok po-anglijski i po-russki 1 (The English Russian Joke Book 1)
     

Kniga sutok po-anglijski i po-russki 1 (The English Russian Joke Book 1)

by Jeremy Taylor
 

Книга шуток по-английски и по-русски 1 contains 100 jokes in easy English and in Russian. Great jokes like:

Учитель: -

Overview

Книга шуток по-английски и по-русски 1 contains 100 jokes in easy English and in Russian. Great jokes like:

Учитель: - Где живет Бог?

Малыш: - Я думаю, он живет в нашей ванной.

Учитель: - Почему ты так говоришь?

Малыш: - Потому что каждое утро мой папа колотит в дверь и говорит: «Господи, ты ещё здесь?!»

and this classic:

Восьмидесятилетний мужчина пришел на прием к своему врачу.

- Я собираюсь жениться на следующей неделе, доктор.

- Очень хорошо,- сказал доктор. – Сколько же лет Вашей невесте?

- Восемнадцать – ответил мужчина.

- Господи!- воскликнул доктор.- Я должен Вас предупредить, что любая активность в постели может стать смертельной.

- Ну что же, – сказал мужчина, – если она умрет, значит, она умрет…

I first learnt German by telling jokes to people in my awful German. But I quickly progressed and now I’m pretty fluent – and know lots of great jokes as well. When you’re trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways – and reading jokes is probably the best of all. The best way to use this book is to treat it like a swimming pool on a warm day. Dip in now and again and it is a very pleasant experience. If you stay in too long you won’t enjoy it as much. In case you’ve forgotten, 10 good reasons for downloading Книга шуток по-английски и по-русски.

It improves your reading skills.It improves your spelling – and your writing.It will give you some interesting new vocabulary.Jokes are short – and you will be rewarded with a laugh (or a groan).Jokes are memorable – so you can tell your friends the jokes later.If you’re a teacher, you can entertain your students.If you’re a student, you can entertain your teachers.It’s available in a wide variety of formatsIt’s available from a wide variety of suppliers so you can choose.It is a GREAT way to improve your English – or Russian.

Product Details

BN ID:
2940044611634
Publisher:
Jeremy Taylor
Publication date:
06/25/2013
Series:
Language Learning Joke Books , #30
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
2 MB
Age Range:
18 Years

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Meet the Author

I've been writing since 1984, had my first book published in 1989 and have published another 49 books since then. I write mostly for teenage learners of English but also write a lot of short stories.

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